She lay on the bed and touched herself in an inviting manner. She slipped her fingers inside her knickers and gave a sexy smile. There was a knock at the door. A little voice called out "MOM...I NEED A POO"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jack sparrow was just on the way to his ship to do a trip around the bahamas captain bligh said theirs no ill gotten gains to be had in the pacific but Davy Jones said he could borrow his lamp for those dark nooks and crannies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This was all happening in the village next door as our protagonists were still on the beach!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

making sandcastles for queen latifa to shake that big butt and dance the night away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And then came the twist in the story.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

A 2 metre rule was enforced, meaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jack needed a dick which was above 2 meters long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he didn't have one because unless an elephant nobody has a 2m trunk so he had to forego sex for another month will he survive one wonders

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He started getting a bit frustrated

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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He started humping the furniture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and times were hard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Furniture too

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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The sofa received a lot of unwanted attention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and developed a hole which she fell into the hole enveloped her sofar she hasnt managed to escape shes a prisoner of a 3 seater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Sofas could complain this one would have.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Luckily it was an Ikea sofa, with big cushions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made for lovers.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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Made dor lovers who also have big cushions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With a 2 metre base.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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And an alan key for easy access

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With duplicates just in case.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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And instructions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fire retardant...but bad with fluids.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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Difficult-to-remove stains were always irksome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As she wondered how they got there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

everybody needs a cushion for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He sang as he waved his hanging balls.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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In front of her pillows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In front of her pillows"
can i puff yours up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was a tight fit.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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I'm an expert fluffer, he said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But she pushed it in anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But she pushed it in anyway "

Damn I must type quicker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway she could.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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It was a bit of a squeeze, but so worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But she pushed it in anyway

Damn I must type quicker "
No sweat it's in now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She gasped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For both, or all parties involved.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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Hard to say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By now the sofa was creaking.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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Rhythmicly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Noisily.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gasps were heard.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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Spanks were felt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This Sofa fu*king is fun,Jack said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move your cushions over a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've found a hard spot.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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How marvellous, she said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To feel soft and hard things in one sensation.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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Yes please, she said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He was stuck in a deep hole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Among the cushions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and came up with some gold coins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be Ikea's new promotion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So this story is about the lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who met a guy named Jack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

black was his heart he had no compassion he was like a pirate ruthless with his cutlass arghhhh arghhhh arghhhhh me hearties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack "
Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?"

Well, how did it end up with IKEA promotion?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?

Well, how did it end up with IKEA promotion?"
he went to Cornwall and mined tin and as a result could afford to buy furniture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?

Well, how did it end up with IKEA promotion?"
IKEA is code for I KNOW EASY ACCESS...it's a sex thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?

Well, how did it end up with IKEA promotion?IKEA is code for I KNOW EASY ACCESS...it's a sex thing."

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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What she was really looking for was meatballs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That were succulent, juices dripping from her lips as she sat on her sofa made by ( )

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