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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi WAF, this is Ray, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face to face. When you are not around, I've been sharing your wife day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt and hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
WAF, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Ray dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. WAF then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Ray.
Hi WAF, Ray here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that darned spell checker had changed 'Wi-fi' to "wife". Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all!
Tell us about your spell check stories!   |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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That’s quite funny.
Not so much a typo but Granny used to end all her text messages LOL, meaning lots of love
Kids always remember one that went something like, “your great grandma passed away last night, funerals on Thursday, LOL” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s quite funny.
Not so much a typo but Granny used to end all her text messages LOL, meaning lots of love
Kids always remember one that went something like, “your great grandma passed away last night, funerals on Thursday, LOL”"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s quite funny.
Not so much a typo but Granny used to end all her text messages LOL, meaning lots of love
Kids always remember one that went something like, “your great grandma passed away last night, funerals on Thursday, LOL”"
I used WAF's (Whistleandflute) name without his permission. I know he is looking for a chance to kill me. I made it possible for him in this story!  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Not quite up to that standard but I still grin about the conversation I was having with someone on here a few years ago, someone who we'd both agreed we'd friend zoned each other- we were discussing the merits of a traditional Sunday lunch when my spell check decided to tell her how much "I love a good roasting on a Sunday"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not quite up to that standard but I still grin about the conversation I was having with someone on here a few years ago, someone who we'd both agreed we'd friend zoned each other- we were discussing the merits of a traditional Sunday lunch when my spell check decided to tell her how much "I love a good roasting on a Sunday" "
Lucky it was someone from here. Less awkward! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WAF, where are you? I'm here....... wheres my wifi though
You are not getting it back, cos you killed me. Cops are on their way!  "
lol hey they may throw away the key |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi WAF, hope you’re okay.
What’s the weather like there this morning ? Bet it’s surreal and quiet ? Wouldn’t mind being there ourselves right now..."
WAF has found a woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi WAF, hope you’re okay.
What’s the weather like there this morning ? Bet it’s surreal and quiet ? Wouldn’t mind being there ourselves right now..."
its sunny but to early to enjoy it yet |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi WAF, hope you’re okay.
What’s the weather like there this morning ? Bet it’s surreal and quiet ? Wouldn’t mind being there ourselves right now...
WAF has found a woman! "
I thought u found each other  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi WAF, hope you’re okay.
What’s the weather like there this morning ? Bet it’s surreal and quiet ? Wouldn’t mind being there ourselves right now...
WAF has found a woman! I thought u found each other "
He decided that he is not going to do the surgery. Even if he decides to go for the surgery he doesn't want a hole bigger that 5mm. That is not going to work for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi WAF, hope you’re okay.
What’s the weather like there this morning ? Bet it’s surreal and quiet ? Wouldn’t mind being there ourselves right now...
WAF has found a woman! I thought u found each other
He decided that he is not going to do the surgery. Even if he decides to go for the surgery he doesn't want a hole bigger that 5mm. That is not going to work for me! "
lol hey yes 6mm would be very tight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi WAF, hope you’re okay.
What’s the weather like there this morning ? Bet it’s surreal and quiet ? Wouldn’t mind being there ourselves right now...
WAF has found a woman! I thought u found each other
He decided that he is not going to do the surgery. Even if he decides to go for the surgery he doesn't want a hole bigger that 5mm. That is not going to work for me! lol hey yes 6mm would be very tight "
I will end up tearing you apart! |
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