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over a year ago
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"Not me. Your arse stinks
Do you want to wash it for me? 
With my knife?
Your poo knife? "
Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand |
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"Not me. Your arse stinks
Do you want to wash it for me?
With my knife?
Your poo knife?
Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand"
Go on then, it’s due a little clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time  "
You got d*unk and lost your trousers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not me. Your arse stinks
Do you want to wash it for me?
With my knife?
Your poo knife?
Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand
Go on then, it’s due a little clean "
 open wide |
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time
You got d*unk and lost your trousers"
Yeah but it was you that shit in them |
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"Not me. Your arse stinks
Do you want to wash it for me?
With my knife?
Your poo knife?
Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand
Go on then, it’s due a little clean
open wide"
Hang on, a dildo shaped knife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time
You got d*unk and lost your trousers
Yeah but it was you that shit in them "
No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine  |
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time
You got d*unk and lost your trousers
Yeah but it was you that shit in them
No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine "
Oh great, so I saved it in jar and it’s not even yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time
You got d*unk and lost your trousers
Yeah but it was you that shit in them
No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine
Oh great, so I saved it in jar and it’s not even yours "
Yeah I'd ditch that one if I was you |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub, whose coming? 
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
This sounds better than the pub "
I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"I’m off the pub, whose coming?
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
You’re on. I like Whitely Bay  "
I'm 10 mins from the sea too for a sunrise skinny dip  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub, whose coming?
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
This sounds better than the pub
I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games. "
And oil? |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"I’m off the pub, whose coming?
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
This sounds better than the pub
I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games.
And oil? "
For you .. yes! An array to choose from |
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"I’m off the pub, whose coming?
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
You’re on. I like Whitely Bay
I'm 10 mins from the sea too for a sunrise skinny dip "
Will be round straight after last orders |
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