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over a year ago
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"Not me. Your arse stinks
Do you want to wash it for me? 
With my knife?
Your poo knife? "
Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not me. Your arse stinks
Do you want to wash it for me?
With my knife?
Your poo knife?
Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand"
Go on then, it’s due a little clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time  "
You got d*unk and lost your trousers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm good, alcohol is bad for you
They sell non alcoholic drinks as well you know. Get your arse out and stop being boring 
I'd rather not"
I’ll pick you up in 10  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not me. Your arse stinks
Do you want to wash it for me?
With my knife?
Your poo knife?
Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand
Go on then, it’s due a little clean "
 open wide |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time
You got d*unk and lost your trousers"
Yeah but it was you that shit in them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not me. Your arse stinks
Do you want to wash it for me?
With my knife?
Your poo knife?
Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand
Go on then, it’s due a little clean
open wide"
Hang on, a dildo shaped knife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time
You got d*unk and lost your trousers
Yeah but it was you that shit in them "
No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time
You got d*unk and lost your trousers
Yeah but it was you that shit in them
No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine "
Oh great, so I saved it in jar and it’s not even yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me
A lovely glass of water is on its way to you
Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.
You know what happened last time
You got d*unk and lost your trousers
Yeah but it was you that shit in them
No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine
Oh great, so I saved it in jar and it’s not even yours "
Yeah I'd ditch that one if I was you |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub, whose coming? 
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
This sounds better than the pub "
I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"I’m off the pub, whose coming?
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
You’re on. I like Whitely Bay  "
I'm 10 mins from the sea too for a sunrise skinny dip  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub, whose coming?
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
This sounds better than the pub
I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games. "
And oil? |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"I’m off the pub, whose coming?
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
This sounds better than the pub
I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games.
And oil? "
For you .. yes! An array to choose from |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub, whose coming?
No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila
You’re on. I like Whitely Bay
I'm 10 mins from the sea too for a sunrise skinny dip "
Will be round straight after last orders |
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