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you know when your neaighbours are chavs when ?
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ha ha u get woke up at half 4 in the mornin by a police dog van trying to get him to go to the station happend to me last night wasnt happy having to get up at 7 to go to work after that all night  |
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over a year ago
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Keyboard derision typed with feet? Reflect before you open your post and put shit in it.
"Public perception of the shape of society has been so warped that most no longer know how others live, where they stand in relation to the rest, who earns what or why. By deliberate misrepresentation, drip, drip, week after week, the powerful interests of wealth deliberately distort reality. The best weapon in the class armoury fosters loathing of a "feral underclass" – its size vague and never delineated, relying on anecdotes of extreme dysfunction, of which any society has plenty. One sneer cleverly elides millions of low-earning workers in equal chav contempt for all living on an estate, drawing any benefit – even if in work – as cheats, addicts and layabouts. That's the way to divert resentment from those above, to those below."
Polly Toynbee
The Guardian, Tuesday 31 May 2011
Lord of the Flies comes to mind just lately in these forums. Not liking it much. |
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"there garden furniture used to be there front room furniture "
I don't have a shed, I truly have an old recycled wardrobe where I keep my gardening implements. So I must be chav. Am I bovv'd. Naaah!
Never mind, I have two degrees, own my own home, and have always worked.
Peeps who need to look down their noses have chips on their shoulders that they cannot see cos they are too busy looking down their noses.  |
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over a year ago
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"When they cannot spell neighbours. 
All that jumping up and down mean your a chav then or just spelling police?   "
naaaa think it means I should step away fromt keyboard! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they cannot spell neighbours.
All that jumping up and down mean your a chav then or just spelling police?
naaaa think it means I should step away fromt keyboard! lol "
Fromt? What does your user name mean?  |
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over a year ago
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You know you live next door to chavs when you have to argue with them that their wheelie bin is yours but they strenuously deny it even though it's got your door number painted on it. Weekly.  |
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over a year ago
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"You know you live next door to chavs when you have to argue with them that their wheelie bin is yours but they strenuously deny it even though it's got your door number painted on it. Weekly. "
or you come out one morning to find your wheelie bin up on bricks  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"You know you live next door to chavs when you have to argue with them that their wheelie bin is yours but they strenuously deny it even though it's got your door number painted on it. Weekly. "
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The moment the sun comes out on the first day that remotely resembles summer and all of a sudden the crappest R&B poop starts pumping out of nextdoor or every passing renault clio with a spoiler on the back and hub caps worth more than the car. |
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When she plays her music at full blast till 3am in midweek when your up at 5 for work , yet feels the need to call the police for u coughing in bed at 8 oclock on a sat night because your ill ........ |
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over a year ago
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When they use the words:
Sket
Innit
Mandem
Bredrin
Wasteman
Or miside for every other word
Also when there are so many cans of Stella and white lightening in the num you think its going outta style |
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"When they use the words:
Sket
Innit
Mandem
Bredrin
Wasteman
Or miside for every other word
Also when there are so many cans of Stella and white lightening in the num you think its going outta style "
*bin
Also when there 5yr old resembles a tangerine  |
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When there is a mattress in the front garden that has a great big burn mark on it that brings to mind someone dying on it after going to sleep with a burning fag held in their yellow-brown mitts. This mattress lies next to a grubby white cooker that looks like it has been disconnected by Stevie Wonder.
And to set these fine features off the entire "lawn" has been liberally decorated with babies nappies. Soiled of course. |
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When the vest top they're sporting is made of Kevlar.
When you see them in the street you think team GB have decided not to use the Olympic village.
They live in social housing but drive a Mercedes XL.
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or when you wake up on a sunday morning to find 2 traffic cones and a road closed sign in ur side yard
oh and a mysterious plastic beaker on ur front step  |
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over a year ago
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When they inform you they are moving out you offer to pay for the removal van cost's
Or they own at least 3 40'+ plasma t.v.s but cant afford the school uniform xx |
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Instead of saying good morning as you pass them they ask if you "gotta fag?"
They have 2 dogs one called Vodka the other called Stella
The 2 yr old childs birthday party involves a trip to McDonalds and Bargain Booze not ending til gone midnight and at least 3 fight's xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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they ahve a 10 man/woman brawl right out side your driveway, pissed as farts but not a punch landed!!
BTW this was my place last night, fuckin scumbags!! |
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