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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each."

I'd like to put a deposit down on a pair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each.

I'd like to put a deposit down on a pair."

Done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A jogging outfit, a bum bag with a pair of binocs in them for daytime

meets from far beyond 2 metres.

Or black tactical wear for night meets/excursions.

Men if stopped, your legitimate excuse:

The study of the Moorhen at night.

Ladies:

The secret lives of Foxes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A jogging outfit, a bum bag with a pair of binocs in them for daytime

meets from far beyond 2 metres.

Or black tactical wear for night meets/excursions.

Men if stopped, your legitimate excuse:

The study of the Moorhen at night.

Ladies:

The secret lives of Foxes.

"

Not sure you clear the exercise or essential travel hurdles there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A jogging outfit, a bum bag with a pair of binocs in them for daytime

meets from far beyond 2 metres.

Or black tactical wear for night meets/excursions.

Men if stopped, your legitimate excuse:

The study of the Moorhen at night.

Ladies:

The secret lives of Foxes.

Not sure you clear the exercise or essential travel hurdles there "

OK, if travelling at night carry £50 pound in your pocket and say it is essential travel for someone desperate for a loan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A jogging outfit, a bum bag with a pair of binocs in them for daytime

meets from far beyond 2 metres.

Or black tactical wear for night meets/excursions.

Men if stopped, your legitimate excuse:

The study of the Moorhen at night.

Ladies:

The secret lives of Foxes.

Not sure you clear the exercise or essential travel hurdles there OK, if travelling at night carry £50 pound in your pocket and say it is essential travel for someone desperate for a loan."

...Plus a desperate love for nature always comes in handy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha..a bit of long range, nature watching . Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whoever said "necessity is the mother of invention" weren't wrong, were they?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each.

"

Got some buddy, been bird watching

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"A jogging outfit, a bum bag with a pair of binocs in them for daytime

meets from far beyond 2 metres.

Or black tactical wear for night meets/excursions.

Men if stopped, your legitimate excuse:

The study of the Moorhen at night.

Ladies:

The secret lives of Foxes.

Not sure you clear the exercise or essential travel hurdles there OK, if travelling at night carry £50 pound in your pocket and say it is essential travel for someone desperate for a loan....Plus a desperate love for nature always comes in handy."

A desparate love for nature can see you in court with the RSPCA

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"A jogging outfit, a bum bag with a pair of binocs in them for daytime

meets from far beyond 2 metres.

Or black tactical wear for night meets/excursions.

Men if stopped, your legitimate excuse:

The study of the Moorhen at night.

Ladies:

The secret lives of Foxes.

Not sure you clear the exercise or essential travel hurdles there OK, if travelling at night carry £50 pound in your pocket and say it is essential travel for someone desperate for a loan....Plus a desperate love for nature always comes in handy.

A desparate love for nature can see you in court with the RSPCA"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A jogging outfit, a bum bag with a pair of binocs in them for daytime

meets from far beyond 2 metres.

Or black tactical wear for night meets/excursions.

Men if stopped, your legitimate excuse:

The study of the Moorhen at night.

Ladies:

The secret lives of Foxes.

Not sure you clear the exercise or essential travel hurdles there OK, if travelling at night carry £50 pound in your pocket and say it is essential travel for someone desperate for a loan....Plus a desperate love for nature always comes in handy.

A desparate love for nature can see you in court with the RSPCA "

True, but I'll be looking at a different type of birds nest through me German Navy specs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whoever said "necessity is the mother of invention" weren't wrong, were they?"
Now that's what I'm talking about!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whoever said "necessity is the mother of invention" weren't wrong, were they?Now that's what I'm talking about! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha..a bit of long range, nature watching . Love it. "
you can teach what foliage makes for good cover and which ones have prickly bits. We could organise excursions,

not as Fabswingers, but as Fabsightseeers? We could pitch it to the owners...or steal their name?

Trips limited to one person at a time destination and sights pre-arranged.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you have to pay you for holding the binoculars too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to convene the second meeting of the HueyLong appreciation society in this thread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to pay you for holding the binoculars too?"
No subscription fees, no entry fees, no cost save an initial £15.99 investment.

You know my profile is genuine as I have a picture up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd like to convene the second meeting of the HueyLong appreciation society in this thread..."
The respect is mutual my friend, only the respect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd like to convene the second meeting of the HueyLong appreciation society in this thread..."
Hey Dan I can truly call myself a visionary!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd like to convene the second meeting of the HueyLong appreciation society in this thread... Hey Dan I can truly call myself a visionary! "
AKA...the man who took the peeping out of Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha..a bit of long range, nature watching . Love it. you can teach what foliage makes for good cover and which ones have prickly bits. We could organise excursions,

not as Fabswingers, but as Fabsightseeers? We could pitch it to the owners...or steal their name?

Trips limited to one person at a time destination and sights pre-arranged."

Like going on safari...now there's a thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha..a bit of long range, nature watching . Love it. you can teach what foliage makes for good cover and which ones have prickly bits. We could organise excursions,

not as Fabswingers, but as Fabsightseeers? We could pitch it to the owners...or steal their name?

Trips limited to one person at a time destination and sights pre-arranged.

Like going on safari...now there's a thought "

Boom,Boom,Boom!

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By *oss and SuzieCouple  over a year ago

Porthmadog


"Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each.

I'd like to put a deposit down on a pair."

I'm sure it will wash off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each.

I'd like to put a deposit down on a pair.

I'm sure it will wash off"

Depends if it's raining?

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each.

I'd like to put a deposit down on a pair.

I'm sure it will wash off Depends if it's raining?"

Well the sun always shines on the righteous.

So its pissing down near you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha..a bit of long range, nature watching . Love it. you can teach what foliage makes for good cover and which ones have prickly bits. We could organise excursions,

not as Fabswingers, but as Fabsightseeers? We could pitch it to the owners...or steal their name?

Trips limited to one person at a time destination and sights pre-arranged.

Like going on safari...now there's a thought Boom,Boom,Boom! "

Most safaris require a trophy..a memento..something they can stick on their wall to show " they re the man!"...how about a rubber cock or vagina made to the exact specs of the one being watched ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha..a bit of long range, nature watching . Love it. you can teach what foliage makes for good cover and which ones have prickly bits. We could organise excursions,

not as Fabswingers, but as Fabsightseeers? We could pitch it to the owners...or steal their name?

Trips limited to one person at a time destination and sights pre-arranged.

Like going on safari...now there's a thought Boom,Boom,Boom!

Most safaris require a trophy..a memento..something they can stick on their wall to show " they re the man!"...how about a rubber cock or vagina made to the exact specs of the one being watched ? "

As long it has some sort of velcro type thing that they can thrust on the wall for emphasis..sounds good to me...it could also be a sign to people they might suspect of being fellow

Sightseers.

Hung up at particular times only?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each.

"

How about facetime? Use the technology!

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By *oss and SuzieCouple  over a year ago

Porthmadog

They sell yhem at Lovehoney, complete with a sucker cup to stick them to the wall. Always wondered what they were for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mutual Masturbation!!

Binoculars for sale.

£15.99 each.

How about facetime? Use the technology!"

This is for the adventurers, the outdoors types!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well like the freemasons we could teach like a secret handshake type thing..something that is instantly recognisable as to that which they have in common and as the previous poster said love honey do the hug a wall type cock and vaginas so there's a possible business deal to be done. Ah baseball caps, t shirts..this could work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They sell yhem at Lovehoney, complete with a sucker cup to stick them to the wall. Always wondered what they were for."
Thanks for the pointer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well like the freemasons we could teach like a secret handshake type thing..something that is instantly recognisable as to that which they have in common and as the previous poster said love honey do the hug a wall type cock and vaginas so there's a possible business deal to be done. Ah baseball caps, t shirts..this could work "
That's it! Where going for it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hell yeah..you deal with business side cos unless it involves trees etc I'm crap. Face masks! Aren't there emojis that mean cock and vaginas. .we could do Face masks. I ll scout routes..maybe the tour has to be naked..just so they get to feel the wildness of it all. We can do all gender tours specifically designed to the clients requirements. We could have a multi type exclusive gold tour..where we can have different genders etc such as bi, straight, TS, cross dressers..I'm all over this..this could be such a nI checked market but we d have to keep the idea secret then do a big launch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hell yeah..you deal with business side cos unless it involves trees etc I'm crap. Face masks! Aren't there emojis that mean cock and vaginas. .we could do Face masks. I ll scout routes..maybe the tour has to be naked..just so they get to feel the wildness of it all. We can do all gender tours specifically designed to the clients requirements. We could have a multi type exclusive gold tour..where we can have different genders etc such as bi, straight, TS, cross dressers..I'm all over this..this could be such a nI checked market but we d have to keep the idea secret then do a big launch "
Naked Wildnerness Voyeur Tours... you've just found its name!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hell yeah..you deal with business side cos unless it involves trees etc I'm crap. Face masks! Aren't there emojis that mean cock and vaginas. .we could do Face masks. I ll scout routes..maybe the tour has to be naked..just so they get to feel the wildness of it all. We can do all gender tours specifically designed to the clients requirements. We could have a multi type exclusive gold tour..where we can have different genders etc such as bi, straight, TS, cross dressers..I'm all over this..this could be such a nI checked market but we d have to keep the idea secret then do a big launch Naked Wildnerness Voyeur Tours... you've just found its name! "
...(clothing provided)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See that's why you re better at the business end..best we go to secret conversation mode so no one can get into this market before us..mind you, one problem..short of carrier pigeon I ve not got a clue how to do secret conversations online thingy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"See that's why you re better at the business end..best we go to secret conversation mode so no one can get into this market before us..mind you, one problem..short of carrier pigeon I ve not got a clue how to do secret conversations online thingy "
Carrier Pigeon it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See that's why you re better at the business end..best we go to secret conversation mode so no one can get into this market before us..mind you, one problem..short of carrier pigeon I ve not got a clue how to do secret conversations online thingy Carrier Pigeon it is. "

Hmmm this is Cornwall..better issue it kevlar! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"See that's why you re better at the business end..best we go to secret conversation mode so no one can get into this market before us..mind you, one problem..short of carrier pigeon I ve not got a clue how to do secret conversations online thingy Carrier Pigeon it is.

Hmmm this is Cornwall..better issue it kevlar! ! "

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