Family sits at the dinner table and the son asks his father: “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? “ The fater, surprised, answers: “Well, son. A woman goes through 3 stages. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging. After 50, they are like onions. “ “Onions? “ the son asks. “Yes, when you see them they’ll make you cry. “ This infuriates Mum and daughter. Daughter asks: “ Mum, how many kinds of willies are there? “ Mum smiles and answers: “ Well darling. A man goes through 3 stages also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s , it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After 50 it’s like a Christmas tree, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration. “ |
