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While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.
Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified, squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just piss myself 
I bet it goes straight on your anus. Because they are so close
I don’t have an anus!!"
True story; the man who did my infection control training loved talking (the course could be done in three hours but it would take six hours) and he told us all about how his daughter was born with no butthole |
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"While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.
Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified, squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw. "
Undignified?  Never! There's no finer sight in the world than a woman squatting like that, jeans and knickers round her ankles, bum getting some sun and a nice frothy puddle growing on the ground...  |
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"While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.
Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified, squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw. "
Yes but for me I love seeing a woman squatting, legs apart....  |
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It’s difficult for the deputy headmistress that I ride with. Struggling to pull down her Lycra shorts. She often complains of splashing.
Mind you - with an enlarged prostate I no longer get the instant relief from a piss. No more ‘pissing like a police horse’ for me. It takes a while and plenty of shaking at the end. |
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I got a she week and some of those bags that crystalise the wee because I like to clean up after myself.... However I couldn't hold up my dress, the shewee and the bag at the same time. Hence ditched the bag, the she wee was useless and I ended with wet legs . Please can park toilets open soon! |
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"While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.
Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified,
squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw.
Undignified? Never! There's no finer sight in the world than a woman squatting like that, jeans and knickers round her ankles, bum getting some sun and a nice frothy puddle growing on the ground... "
Frothy? |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
My daughter will often do a man pee when camping , I don’t know the technique but she says it’s mostly successful.
Sometimes when we wild camp on a peak in winter, I pee in a bottle in the night and then use it as a hot water bottle inside my bivi. |
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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago
Altrincham |
"My daughter will often do a man pee when camping , I don’t know the technique but she says it’s mostly successful.
Sometimes when we wild camp on a peak in winter, I pee in a bottle in the night and then use it as a hot water bottle inside my bivi. "
"...mostly successful." |
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Design flaw ?
I was on the phone for bloody ages the other sunny day and as my bladder filled and my eyes caught the huge empty plant pot on my not overlooked patio ........
work the rest out.
It wasn't difficult. It was as 'they' say ....... a piece of piss. |
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By *rindiMan
over a year ago
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"Design flaw ?
I was on the phone for bloody ages the other sunny day and as my bladder filled and my eyes caught the huge empty plant pot on my not overlooked patio ........
work the rest out.
It wasn't difficult. It was as 'they' say ....... a piece of piss."
top work girl x |
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"While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.
Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified,
squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw.
Undignified? Never! There's no finer sight in the world than a woman squatting like that, jeans and knickers round her ankles, bum getting some sun and a nice frothy puddle growing on the ground...
Frothy? "
Depends on the pressure with which it comes out I guess, and from woman to wonan, but it certainly can be very "frothy". |
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