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It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.
What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.
I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.  |
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"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.
What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.
I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it. "
I'm bringing Wentworth millar |
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"I'm banged up for wanton flirting - I'll distract the guards with my boobs whilst the rest of you get tunneling!
Mrs TMN x"
I guess it was a fair cop that one. Fantastic, that orange boiler suit looks great on you. |
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over a year ago
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I'm in, locked up for putting my bins out on the wrong day.
I have a variety of skills for breaking out of places all learnt from watching the A Team and MacGyver as a kid. |
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"I've been sentenced to life at her Majesty's (QL) plesure for bringing a condom to a bareback orgy. I got rope for scaling the walls 
Fuzz"
Is the rope just for scaling the walls, I don’t want you getting distracted and tied up with other things. |
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"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.
What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.
I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.
I'm bringing Wentworth millar"
I'd not want to break out if I could be in with him 
I'd cause the distraction |
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"I've been sentenced to life at her Majesty's (QL) plesure for bringing a condom to a bareback orgy. I got rope for scaling the walls
Fuzz
Is the rope just for scaling the walls, I don’t want you getting distracted and tied up with other things. "
The screws
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got it all figured out
I'm going to use my one phone call to call the Warden and pretend I'm the Priminster and tell him to release me
Good look with your complicated escape plans you morons  |
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"I've got it all figured out
I'm going to use my one phone call to call the Warden and pretend I'm the Priminster and tell him to release me
Good look with your complicated escape plans you morons "
Need a lift?
D. |
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"I've got it all figured out
I'm going to use my one phone call to call the Warden and pretend I'm the Priminster and tell him to release me
Good look with your complicated escape plans you morons
Need a lift?
D."
Yes please, something fast.
I don't know how long it will be before they realise whats happened |
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"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.
What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.
I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it. "
Im in for gbh after blinding a group of ladies with my cum shot. I can cover all the cctv cams by blowing my load over them |
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"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.
What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.
I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.
Im in for gbh after blinding a group of ladies with my cum shot. I can cover all the cctv cams by blowing my load over them"
Bleeding’ ell, you were part of the Wormwood scrubs break out weren’t you. I heard it all got whitewashed. |
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"I've got it all figured out
I'm going to use my one phone call to call the Warden and pretend I'm the Priminster and tell him to release me
Good look with your complicated escape plans you morons "
Good plan, do you sound like a buffoon. |
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"I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out
You rebel. I bet you’ve been popular in the showers.
Well, I have dropped the soap a few times  "
I know I was watching through the hole in the ceiling, errr no I mean, I bet you did. |
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"I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out
You rebel. I bet you’ve been popular in the showers.
Well, I have dropped the soap a few times
I know I was watching through the hole in the ceiling, errr no I mean, I bet you did. "
It was quite the show  |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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I'm doing a three stretch, I was found guilty of messaging a pretty woman in the forums as I was blocked for "outside age range" on her profile, also I bought three toilet rolls, three other counts taken into consideration including impersonating a police lady !!
I could dress up like a fairy and distract the guards !!!
Xx
And I have watched the shawshank film. X |
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"I'm doing a three stretch, I was found guilty of messaging a pretty woman in the forums as I was blocked for "outside age range" on her profile, also I bought three toilet rolls, three other counts taken into consideration including impersonating a police lady !!
I could dress up like a fairy and distract the guards !!!
Xx
And I have watched the shawshank film. X "
Sorry Chloe, those crimes are so despicable you are destined to rot in jail as the plaything of the guards. |
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"I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out
You rebel. I bet you’ve been popular in the showers.
Well, I have dropped the soap a few times
I know I was watching through the hole in the ceiling, errr no I mean, I bet you did.
It was quite the show "
It was, quite a banged up bang. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.
What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.
I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it. "
You have veges growing over your cock! Did you eat too many seeds as a child?  |
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"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.
What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.
I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.
You have veges growing over your cock! Did you eat too many seeds as a child? "
Shush it a rouse to get me into the medical wing, all part of the plan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.
What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.
I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.
You have veges growing over your cock! Did you eat too many seeds as a child?
Shush it a rouse to get me into the medical wing, all part of the plan. "
Medical wing? To shag the nurses? |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I'm doing a three stretch, I was found guilty of messaging a pretty woman in the forums as I was blocked for "outside age range" on her profile, also I bought three toilet rolls, three other counts taken into consideration including impersonating a police lady !!
I could dress up like a fairy and distract the guards !!!
Xx
And I have watched the shawshank film. X
Sorry Chloe, those crimes are so despicable you are destined to rot in jail as the plaything of the guards. "
Dam, I had the spoons and polished shoes ready !
When you break out can you pop back in with some hand sanitizer and bum lube , thanks xx |
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"I'm doing a three stretch, I was found guilty of messaging a pretty woman in the forums as I was blocked for "outside age range" on her profile, also I bought three toilet rolls, three other counts taken into consideration including impersonating a police lady !!
I could dress up like a fairy and distract the guards !!!
Xx
And I have watched the shawshank film. X
Sorry Chloe, those crimes are so despicable you are destined to rot in jail as the plaything of the guards.
Dam, I had the spoons and polished shoes ready !
When you break out can you pop back in with some hand sanitizer and bum lube , thanks xx "
Definitely it’s the least I can do |
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"It's your lucky day Mr Fiddlystickies. We're both Prison Warders, we can have us out in no time! After all that prison good we can even join that humongous queue for Burger King "
Ok but I’ll have to lie low in your bedroom for a year or two when you’ve bust me out.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Inside for bringing an accident to my workplace
I am or before (was) a former welder but today have no hands below a wrist.
I was finking if I could help you out as I as can do sum bird noises
Theyar'e realy good
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm no hands, you could play the part of T-Bag then.
Can I be Sucre please Pappy, I’ve even got the dancing Hula girl on my dash...."
T bag, I have a Kettle. |
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