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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Seeing as all the women are....currently busy let's us men do something.

Grab your best shirts (white fitted for me) and best looking shoes and let's hit the town for a boys night out with bar hopping, drinking and what else the evening may bring.

Men of fab who's with me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in.

But no trying to get me d*unk so you can touch my penis

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'll be the designated driver!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in, but only if you get me d*unk and touch my penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in but wont be bending over

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’m in.

But no trying to get me d*unk so you can touch my penis

No. We'll try finding you a lady for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If only, I’d love to..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come?

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Can I come?

You're still knee deep in minge!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come?

You're still knee deep in minge!

. After that?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

In as long as none of them split arses turn up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In as long as none of them split arses turn up

Too late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In as long as none of them split arses turn up

Nora just has

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive been in the pub since this afternoon. Im in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would love to get involved in this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In as long as none of them split arses turn up

So we can't gatecrash your night out like you did our orgy?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"In as long as none of them split arses turn up

Too late

You can’t have your cake and eat it

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"In as long as none of them split arses turn up

So we can't gatecrash your night out like you did our orgy?

I didn’t

I would dream of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In as long as none of them split arses turn up

Too late

You can’t have your cake and eat it

Oh I can

. And I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In as long as none of them split arses turn up

So we can't gatecrash your night out like you did our orgy?

I didn’t

I would dream of it

You've been dreaming of it, don't lie

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Can I come out

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Damn right I'm in

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awww I wana come on l be on my best behaviour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op its your round, get those bad boys lined up

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Seeing as all the women are....currently busy let's us men do something.

Grab your best shirts (white fitted for me) and best looking shoes and let's hit the town for a boys night out with bar hopping, drinking and what else the evening may bring.

Men of fab who's with me?

That to me sounds more appealing than an all female orgy.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Errr just a thought where you thinking chill. Plz say Manchester

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Seeing as all the women are....currently busy let's us men do something.

Grab your best shirts (white fitted for me) and best looking shoes and let's hit the town for a boys night out with bar hopping, drinking and what else the evening may bring.

Men of fab who's with me?

That to me sounds more appealing than an all female orgy."

I'd not quite go that far

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Right boys. We all got our best shirts and shoes ready?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

I’m just ready for round two now

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Errr just a thought where you thinking chill. Plz say Manchester

Manchester or Liverpool both sound good to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

No we just want to come and tell you all about it in great detail whilst you buy us some drinks. Then we’ll leave and start all over again

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

Men in white shirts and a pub crawl sounds perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

No we just want to come and tell you all about it in great detail whilst you buy us some drinks. Then we’ll leave and start all over again

Yeah we just want you to buy our drinks while we wind you up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right boys. We all got our best shirts and shoes ready?

Yup

I’m going commando just in case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

No we just want to come and tell you all about it in great detail whilst you buy us some drinks. Then we’ll leave and start all over again

Yeah we just want you to buy our drinks while we wind you up!

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

Men in white shirts and a pub crawl sounds perfect."

Glad you approve

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Errr just a thought where you thinking chill. Plz say Manchester

Manchester or Liverpool both sound good to me

Liverpool with my account. Guess I'll be needing my friendly knuckles then.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

No we just want to come and tell you all about it in great detail whilst you buy us some drinks. Then we’ll leave and start all over again

Yeah we just want you to buy our drinks while we wind you up!

This cat is wiser than that. A gentlemen always lets the lady go first. Even at the bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

No we just want to come and tell you all about it in great detail whilst you buy us some drinks. Then we’ll leave and start all over again

Oh yes we are here whole week.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Right boys. We all got our best shirts and shoes ready?

Yup

I’m going commando just in case

It pays to be prepared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

No we just want to come and tell you all about it in great detail whilst you buy us some drinks. Then we’ll leave and start all over again

Yeah we just want you to buy our drinks while we wind you up!

This cat is wiser than that. A gentlemen always lets the lady go first. Even at the bar

Boo, your boring. I'm going back to the sexy ladies

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Right boys. We all got our best shirts and shoes ready?

Yup

I’m going commando just in case

Me too

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"The only reason you ladies want to meet up is cause your girly orgy won’t satisfy you and you’ll want the real thing

No we just want to come and tell you all about it in great detail whilst you buy us some drinks. Then we’ll leave and start all over again

Yeah we just want you to buy our drinks while we wind you up!

This cat is wiser than that. A gentlemen always lets the lady go first. Even at the bar

Boo, your boring. I'm going back to the sexy ladies

Don’t forget to take your drink with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right boys. We all got our best shirts and shoes ready?

Yup

I’m going commando just in case

It pays to be prepared

Just as well i got jet sorted if its in Liverpool...i'll keep pilot uniform on....might get lucky

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Errr just a thought where you thinking chill. Plz say Manchester

Manchester or Liverpool both sound good to me

I’m in the middle of both so either suits me

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Right. So we've got me, Sam, Mystique, Drwhowhatwherewhy,old but able, Jim, Bladey and a few other gents.

Anyone else before we set off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right. So we've got me, Sam, Mystique, Drwhowhatwherewhy,old but able, Jim, Bladey and a few other gents.

Anyone else before we set off?

Fuck aye where we goin lads?(hic)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Right. So we've got me, Sam, Mystique, Drwhowhatwherewhy,old but able, Jim, Bladey and a few other gents.

Anyone else before we set off?

Me... I’m more a tomboy than a woman

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I'm with you Chillout....will we be stopping for burgers and chips on the way home?....

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Right. So we've got me, Sam, Mystique, Drwhowhatwherewhy,old but able, Jim, Bladey and a few other gents.

Anyone else before we set off?

Me... I’m more a tomboy than a woman

You can certainly drink your weight

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Hey I've just thought I've about 200 cans of budd stella and cidri all ready for the after party.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm with you Chillout....will we be stopping for burgers and chips on the way home?...."

Sloppy, greasy food is always on the cards at the end!

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Mr will join in, and I will come and drive you all home at the end of the night. I'm good at that

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By *uper SaiyanMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Sounds like a party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am due for a manscape today. Will take a pic after that.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Hey I've just thought I've about 200 cans of budd stella and cidri all ready for the after party.

You're a godsend bud!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"In as long as none of them split arses turn up

So we can't gatecrash your night out like you did our orgy?

How are they going to know if I turn up and dont look like this though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we there yet are we there yet...hic

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Mr will join in, and I will come and drive you all home at the end of the night. I'm good at that

Welcome!

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Hey I've just thought I've about 200 cans of budd stella and cidri all ready for the after party.

You're a godsend bud!

And all at the best kinda price. Free

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Our posse is growing. Last call before we go!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Right. So we've got me, Sam, Mystique, Drwhowhatwherewhy,old but able, Jim, Bladey and a few other gents.

Anyone else before we set off?

Me... I’m more a tomboy than a woman

You can certainly drink your weight

and more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let’s get going!

Chills buying the first round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Us girlie's would drink you under the table. You know you want us there really to undress you later, wear your shirt and untie your besty shoes with our teeth

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Let’s get going!

Chills buying the first round

No prob. I'm in that kind of mood

On the cards is booze, swearing, swapping stories and talking football, rugby, cars and motorbikes. All the while keeping an eye out for hotties

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Us girlie's would drink you under the table. You know you want us there really to undress you later, wear your shirt and untie your besty shoes with our teeth

I will neither confirm nor deny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let’s get going!

Chills buying the first round

No prob. I'm in that kind of mood

On the cards is booze, swearing, swapping stories and talking football, rugby, cars and motorbikes. All the while keeping an eye out for hotties

Theres a few about already...dirtttttyyy dawgggs

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Can i come ? In fancy dress

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

Oh yes, I haven’t been out out in months!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'm pretty sure it's shots o'clock?

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm pretty sure it's shots o'clock? "

Nearly! Last call for any stragglers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. The first round is my shout!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure it's shit’s o'clock? "

That’s tomorrow morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in. The first round is my shout!

Pint of lager and a vodka chaser please buddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in. The first round is my shout!

Pint of lager and a vodka chaser please buddy

Here's the tab bud. Order whatever you like!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any lap dancers required?

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

Can I come please?? I don’t do girls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where are we?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on second pint already...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please?? I don’t do girls

Come for all of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please?? I don’t do girls

Except me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any lap dancers required?

Show me your talents later

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please?? I don’t do girls

Except me

Leave her with me. I will bounce her!

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

Jäger Bombs incoming - no ones dodging this round!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jäger Bombs incoming - no ones dodging this round! "

Fancy a bomb

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jäger Bombs incoming - no ones dodging this round! "

I definitely am, I’ll grab myself a silver bullet instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jäger Bombs incoming - no ones dodging this round!

Fancy a bomb

Fuck aye (hic)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jäger Bombs incoming - no ones dodging this round!

Fancy a bomb

FAB - FANCY A BOMB! Good one!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

I’m allowed... sit down and drink your beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

I’m allowed... sit down and drink your beer

Hey, long time. Hope you are well and staying safe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Can I come please?? I don’t do girls

Except me

Wifey!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing"

I am playing. No bumming while I bend over though!

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing"

Oh aye, bit of girls aloud!

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing"

50p is on the side, I’ll play the winner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing

I am playing. No bumming while I bend over though!

Stealth bum

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

You can have 2 - some have wimped out already!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

You can have 2 - some have wimped out already!"

Fuckin _hillouts pulled already!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing

I am playing. No bumming while I bend over though!

Stealth bum

Yup! I may have to borrow a butt plug from one of the ladies!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

I’m allowed... sit down and drink your beer

Hey, long time. Hope you are well and staying safe!

Im confused now or is that the vodka

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing

50p is on the side, I’ll play the winner."

Youre on...i got whipped...

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing

Oh aye, bit of girls aloud!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

Gemini!

Adding a hint of class to the evening

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

You can have 2 - some have wimped out already!"

Lightweights you men are

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!! "

I’ll get your drinks Lexi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not asking to join, but shall just sit on a bar stool, commando in a pretty dress and stocking and wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

I’m allowed... sit down and drink your beer

Hey, long time. Hope you are well and staying safe!

Im confused now or is that the vodka

Tantric Spirit, Exotic Flirt!

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

You can have 2 - some have wimped out already!"

Thanks...... 2 in a row I’ll be on my back.......

Shame

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

Hello latecomer

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!!

I’ll get your drinks Lexi "

Thanks Spurs, I knew I could rely on you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

I’m allowed... sit down and drink your beer

Hey, long time. Hope you are well and staying safe!

Im confused now or is that the vodka

Tantric Spirit, Exotic Flirt!

The tantric bit rings a bell

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

I’m allowed... sit down and drink your beer

I’ll have another then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!!

I’ll get your drinks Lexi

Thanks Spurs, I knew I could rely on you

Of course the lads don’t like us being lads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right get music on and them balls racked up on pool table...who's playing

I am playing. No bumming while I bend over though!

Stealth bum

Yup! I may have to borrow a butt plug from one of the ladies!

Shush you big tease.

The chicks love it when we pretend a bit, just like they do... you know.

I guarantee you’ll be knee deep in muff by the end of the night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

I’m allowed... sit down and drink your beer

Hey, long time. Hope you are well and staying safe!

Im confused now or is that the vodka

Tantric Spirit, Exotic Flirt!

The tantric bit rings a bell

Ting ting! No we haven't shagged. YET!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not asking to join, but shall just sit on a bar stool, commando in a pretty dress and stocking and wait

Fancy a bomb?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not asking to join, but shall just sit on a bar stool, commando in a pretty dress and stocking and wait

Fancy a bomb?"

That cheap shit, no ta, il have a large tiki fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not asking to join, but shall just sit on a bar stool, commando in a pretty dress and stocking and wait

Got any ping pong balls?

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!!

I’ll get your drinks Lexi

Thanks Spurs, I knew I could rely on you

Of course the lads don’t like us being lads

I’ll be as laddie and butch as possible

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

[Removed by poster at 29/04/20 22:27:28]

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Some one shout the bouncers there’s a few split arses in

I’m allowed... sit down and drink your beer

Hey, long time. Hope you are well and staying safe!

Im confused now or is that the vodka

Tantric Spirit, Exotic Flirt!

The tantric bit rings a bell

Ting ting! No we haven't shagged. YET!

Well that I do know.... I remember who I have

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

Gemini!

Adding a hint of class to the evening

Judging by my avatar I think you'll find that's a "hint of arse"

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Not asking to join, but shall just sit on a bar stool, commando in a pretty dress and stocking and wait

We just keep on bumping into each other

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!!

I’ll get your drinks Lexi

Thanks Spurs, I knew I could rely on you

Of course the lads don’t like us being lads

I’ll be as laddie and butch as possible

As much as I am

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!!

I’ll get your drinks Lexi

Thanks Spurs, I knew I could rely on you

Of course the lads don’t like us being lads

You be as laddish as you like it's what makes you you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please? "

Of course DC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not asking to join, but shall just sit on a bar stool, commando in a pretty dress and stocking and wait

Fancy a bomb?

That cheap shit, no ta, il have a large tiki fire"

Sorted but get your hand ooff my arse, it's making the chaps jealous

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m for that. Don’t mind watching the ladies playing pool

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!!

I’ll get your drinks Lexi

Thanks Spurs, I knew I could rely on you

Of course the lads don’t like us being lads

You be as laddish as you like it's what makes you you

See you get it

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

Hello latecomer

Always last to join and last to leave...that's my plan anyway

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I’ll have a jäger bomb please.....

Sorry. The tab is open for the blokes only. I could give you a bomb though!

Tight arse!!

I’ll get your drinks Lexi

Thanks Spurs, I knew I could rely on you

Of course the lads don’t like us being lads

You be as laddish as you like it's what makes you you

See you get it

I most certainly do

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Of course DC

Thanks Shortie

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

Hello latecomer

Always last to join and last to leave...that's my plan anyway

Now a true stayer is first to arrive, last to leave

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please? "

Can you sing Zulu Warrior backwards after 10 pints? No? You're definitely in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All these ladies are getting free drinks from our tab. I have requested that they give the free drinks to fab men only!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Of course DC

Thanks Shortie

Large gin, I’m assuming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Of course DC

Thanks Shortie

Once you pass the initiation of course...

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

The next 2 rounds on you fella - catch up time!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

Hello latecomer

Always last to join and last to leave...that's my plan anyway

Now a true stayer is first to arrive, last to leave

Since when did I claim to be a 'stayer'?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"All these ladies are getting free drinks from our tab. I have requested that they give the free drinks to fab men only!

Erm excuse me, this ‘lad’ is getting the women’s drinks

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

The next 2 rounds on you fella - catch up time! "

Meh make it next 3...I'm feeling generous and want to be loved

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By *ensualpleasures69Man over a year ago

leeds

Sorry guys, just finished, who wants a drink?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Bit late for me to "come out"

....but I'm up for drinks and high jinks

Hello latecomer

Always last to join and last to leave...that's my plan anyway

Now a true stayer is first to arrive, last to leave

Since when did I claim to be a 'stayer'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right...beers kicked in..strip pool anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All these ladies are getting free drinks from our tab. I have requested that they give the free drinks to fab men only!

Erm excuse me, this ‘lad’ is getting the women’s drinks "

Which 'lad'. Traitor!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm coming for split arse hunting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You men are too easy.

Got a drink, walked back out, left you all fighting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You men are too easy.

Got a drink, walked back out, left you all fighting

WTF! Come on guys!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You men are too much hard work.

Got a drink, walked back out, left you all fighting off the chicks

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Can you sing Zulu Warrior backwards after 10 pints? No? You're definitely in

I probably could if I tried

I’m not drinking beer in pints though! Gin maybe

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"You men are too much hard work.

Got a drink, walked back out, left you all fighting off the chicks

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman

Jake or Elwood?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"All these ladies are getting free drinks from our tab. I have requested that they give the free drinks to fab men only!

Erm excuse me, this ‘lad’ is getting the women’s drinks

Which 'lad'. Traitor!

Me you numpty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You men are too much hard work.

Got a drink, walked back out, left you all fighting off the chicks

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman

With quite the imaginations!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Can you sing Zulu Warrior backwards after 10 pints? No? You're definitely in

I probably could if I tried

I’m not drinking beer in pints though! Gin maybe

Pints of gin? Always knew you were hardcore DC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You men are too much hard work.

Got a drink, walked back out, left you all fighting off the chicks

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman

They can get me hard though!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Of course DC

Thanks Shortie

Once you pass the initiation of course..."

Which is?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Can you sing Zulu Warrior backwards after 10 pints? No? You're definitely in

I probably could if I tried

I’m not drinking beer in pints though! Gin maybe

Pints of gin? Always knew you were hardcore DC

Most definitely

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I can't make it as that's cross-stitch night but I'm happy to rustle up some canapes for you all to enjoy with your pre drinks. Cranberry and Goats cheese Parcels and Asparagus and Blue cheese Vol-au-vents sound ok?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I can't make it as that's cross-stitch night but I'm happy to get Miss Red to rustle up some canapes for you all to enjoy with your pre drinks. Cranberry and Goats cheese Parcels and Asparagus and Blue cheese Vol-au-vents sound ok?"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Of course DC

Thanks Shortie

Once you pass the initiation of course...

Which is?

Three laps of the pool table with your knickers around your ankles and a glass of gin in each hand

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

What

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re gonna make somebody a great wife someday

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Of course DC

Thanks Shortie

Once you pass the initiation of course...

Which is?

Three laps of the pool table with your knickers around your ankles and a glass of gin in each hand"

sure

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Of course DC

Thanks Shortie

Once you pass the initiation of course...

Which is?

Three laps of the pool table with your knickers around your ankles and a glass of gin in each hand"

It's what they made me do for turning up late DC...luckily I'd chosen my best lacy thong so it wasn't too difficult

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

FFS I’ll do your cross-stitch night for you! Off you go and enjoy boys night

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What about those of us who are ‘straight’ and not into girl orgies - can we tag along guys please?

Of course DC

Thanks Shortie

Once you pass the initiation of course...

Which is?

Three laps of the pool table with your knickers around your ankles and a glass of gin in each hand

It's what they made me do for turning up late DC...luckily I'd chosen my best lacy thong so it wasn't too difficult

You mean I MISSED that??

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