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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done when d*unk?
One from me: Decided to show off my balancing skills on a pipe and broke it stopping the water supply to a holiday cottage we were staying.
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Far too many ridiculous and irresponsible and damn right dangerous shit to post on here.
And one of the reasons that I haven't been d*unk in over 20 year's.
Sober I am a very very boring and cautious Man.
However when I get to a certain level of d*unk!!! 
Remember the film hangover the character played by Ed Helms ( the dentist)
Well that's me that is Mr boring sensible when sober but when d*unk an absolute loon!
Oh and I puke..A LOT ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"most dangerous probanbly climbing a tower crane at 2 30 in the morning how i didnt fall off i will never know.just to add i was 20 when i done it"
Glad you are still with us
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
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Far too many to recount
Probably the stupidest was climbing up on the battlements of a castle in Turkey and standing on top of them peering down at the crashing sea far far below |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whilst In the navy decided to walk from Southampton back to Portsmouth- fell asleep under a motorway flyover! "
I have driven that route few times. Not surprised you needed a nap.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst In the navy decided to walk from Southampton back to Portsmouth- fell asleep under a motorway flyover!
I have driven that route few times. Not surprised you needed a nap. "
I was hammered and knew I had to back at the base for 9 the next morning, seemed a spectacularly good idea at the time! |
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when I was at Primary school borrowed a bike from a friend, cycling down a hill totally out of control and could not find the brake.
shot across both lanes and hit the wall the other side.
Looking back there wasnt a single gap in the traffic, no idea how I survived |
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"Texted an ex.
Ooh..and? "
I'm very very single.
In my defence I'd found out he had some really severe health issues and in my stupor it seemed a great idea to let him put things right if he wanted to. I was prepared to magnanimously accept his apologies if it would ease his mind at such an awful time (I'm good like that).
Bleary and fuzzy the following morning the last thing I wanted was to have to deal with a million messages off him trying to pick up where we left off (there are some very good reasons he's an ex), so I just made the whole situation much worse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Texted an ex.
Ooh..and?
I'm very very single.
In my defence I'd found out he had some really severe health issues and in my stupor it seemed a great idea to let him put things right if he wanted to. I was prepared to magnanimously accept his apologies if it would ease his mind at such an awful time (I'm good like that).
Bleary and fuzzy the following morning the last thing I wanted was to have to deal with a million messages off him trying to pick up where we left off (there are some very good reasons he's an ex), so I just made the whole situation much worse."
Good to know you are single .
Thanks for sharing. To be fair I have made some phone calls to my exes in the past. Regretted it later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Picked up a flaming sambuca that had been stood there a while, immediately dropped it and set the tablecloth on fire. I also spent the rest of the evening with my hand in iced water. Luckily no one else was hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"when I was at Primary school borrowed a bike from a friend, cycling down a hill totally out of control and could not find the brake.
shot across both lanes and hit the wall the other side.
Looking back there wasnt a single gap in the traffic, no idea how I survived"
Gosh ...hopefully you weren't d*unk !! |
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"Picked up a flaming sambuca that had been stood there a while, immediately dropped it and set the tablecloth on fire. I also spent the rest of the evening with my hand in iced water. Luckily no one else was hurt. "
I love that story! 
Hope you were ok though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Picked up a flaming sambuca that had been stood there a while, immediately dropped it and set the tablecloth on fire. I also spent the rest of the evening with my hand in iced water. Luckily no one else was hurt.
I love that story!
Hope you were ok though"
Yes thank you, took a while to stop burning though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slipped over in heels dislocated and broke my ankle in 3 places...
Only thing holding my foot was skin, snapped the bones clean in half.
5 hour operation internally fixate plates and pins
In my defence I did not realise my alchohol intake as a 'friend' was spiking my drinks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Slipped over in heels dislocated and broke my ankle in 3 places...
Only thing holding my foot was skin, snapped the bones clean in half.
5 hour operation internally fixate plates and pins
In my defence I did not realise my alchohol intake as a 'friend' was spiking my drinks "
Ouch...hope your friend felt suitably guilty afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Picked up a flaming sambuca that had been stood there a while, immediately dropped it and set the tablecloth on fire. I also spent the rest of the evening with my hand in iced water. Luckily no one else was hurt.
I love that story!
Hope you were ok though
Yes thank you, took a while to stop burning though "
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I used to live about 4 miles North of Derby and generally would walk home after having been to The Rockhouse, but this particular night it was pissing down and I was skint. There happened to be a Fair in the Marketplace, so I crawled through some tarpaulin and got ma head down in a Dodgem Car.
I had a really sore neck for the next couple of days |
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"I used to live about 4 miles North of Derby and generally would walk home after having been to The Rockhouse, but this particular night it was pissing down and I was skint. There happened to be a Fair in the Marketplace, so I crawled through some tarpaulin and got ma head down in a Dodgem Car.
I had a really sore neck for the next couple of days "
Wow, cant imagine how you managed that...  |
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"I used to live about 4 miles North of Derby and generally would walk home after having been to The Rockhouse, but this particular night it was pissing down and I was skint. There happened to be a Fair in the Marketplace, so I crawled through some tarpaulin and got ma head down in a Dodgem Car.
I had a really sore neck for the next couple of days
Wow, cant imagine how you managed that... "
I also fell asleep in a layby on the A 52 while thumbing it back from Rock City, luckily the Police saw me and took me home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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drank 1.5litres of southern comfort whilst visiting parents in spain.
Needed the loo in the night, so went, then fell off the toilet sideways into the shower and smacked my head off the tiles.
I was out cold.
I might add I sleep naked.
So my dad had to firemans lift my naked ass back to bed as I was too heavy for my mam to do it.
Couldn't remember a thing the next day and was mortified when I was told |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"drank 1.5litres of southern comfort whilst visiting parents in spain.
Needed the loo in the night, so went, then fell off the toilet sideways into the shower and smacked my head off the tiles.
I was out cold.
I might add I sleep naked.
So my dad had to firemans lift my naked ass back to bed as I was too heavy for my mam to do it.
Couldn't remember a thing the next day and was mortified when I was told "
Oh Ivy, you probably wish you were awake when the firemen came. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slipped over in heels dislocated and broke my ankle in 3 places...
Only thing holding my foot was skin, snapped the bones clean in half.
5 hour operation internally fixate plates and pins
In my defence I did not realise my alchohol intake as a 'friend' was spiking my drinks
Ouch...hope your friend felt suitably guilty afterwards."
Nope, I asked her outright and she denied it.
Needless to say the person is no longer a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"drank 1.5litres of southern comfort whilst visiting parents in spain.
Needed the loo in the night, so went, then fell off the toilet sideways into the shower and smacked my head off the tiles.
I was out cold.
I might add I sleep naked.
So my dad had to firemans lift my naked ass back to bed as I was too heavy for my mam to do it.
Couldn't remember a thing the next day and was mortified when I was told
Oh Ivy, you probably wish you were awake when the firemen came. "
I definitely wished I wore pyjamas! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"I used to live about 4 miles North of Derby and generally would walk home after having been to The Rockhouse, but this particular night it was pissing down and I was skint. There happened to be a Fair in the Marketplace, so I crawled through some tarpaulin and got ma head down in a Dodgem Car.
I had a really sore neck for the next couple of days "
Does this count as being d*unk in charge of a vehicle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got up in the night for the loo. Slept walked into my house mates room and got into bed with him! Both of us didn’t even realise I was in the wrong bed! My boyfriend at the time was very good about it though! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Got up in the night for the loo. Slept walked into my house mates room and got into bed with him! Both of us didn’t even realise I was in the wrong bed! My boyfriend at the time was very good about it though! Lol"
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