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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If your called Steven save precious time by calling yourself Steve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

American social distancing.

If your rifle tip can touch your friends rifle tip,your too close.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When struggling to reach things from the top shelf, When you return them simply put them back on a lower shelf and hey presto problem solved

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

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"If your called Steven save precious time by calling yourself Steve."

Or Ste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single gents, rather than waste your time sending long messages to women on this site, why not pick a short phrase consisting of less words than you physically need to make an actual sentence then copy and paste it and send it as many times as humanly possible.

Should get you lots of meets and save bags of time

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

If your kids play football, save time by not cleaning their boots as they only get muddy the next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To save watching a full Steven

Seagal movie simply walk to your nearest park & look at a statue for 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When shopping, always go with a short person so that they can get stuff off the bottom shelves without you having to bend down.

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman over a year ago

Bangor

Stuck in lockdown and kids feeling bored?

Create your own whirlpool hot tub outside by filling up their paddling pool to the top, turning on your hairdryer to full and chucking it in! Kids will love it!

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Fellas: draw your abs on with a sharpie.

They'll last longer and look much more defined than with a biro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Convince the Covid-police that you are ten miles from home because your a regular marathon runner out exercising ....by simply stopping for a poo at the roadside every quarter of a mile

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

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"Convince the Covid-police that you are ten miles from home because your a regular marathon runner out exercising ....by simply stopping for a poo at the roadside every quarter of a mile"

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