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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...nope, this isn't an Elton John thread... although I got a joke about him ...
Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue and Elton were walking down the road one day when Kylie trips and falls into some railings and get her head stuck. She's on her hands and knees and stuck fast. Robbie takes one look at her and thinks, "Too good an opportunity to pass up!" and fucks her. Just as he's about to cum he looks up at Elton and says, "Get ready Elt, your turn next!", at which point Elton starts to cry. Robbie asks him what's the matter and Elton blubs, "I'll never get my head through those railings!"
Aaaaanyway...... Sad Songs ...
I was driving home from the other day, trying to find a decent radio channel to listen to, which was a bit difficult considering some wanker nicked my aerial off the van, when I managed to tune into a frequency that sounded as though it was lost in the past...
Here's the track listing for the 15 minutes I could tune in before I lost reception:
Welcome Home - Peters & Lee
Begin the Beguine - Julio Iglesias
Forever And Ever - Demis Roussos
Now I feel I must explain that I am an avid Stereophonics fan and pretty much any Indy music will appeal to me but for these 15 minutes I was singing my ruddy head off to these old classics - they were brilliant!
Welcome home, w-e-e-elcome,
Come on in, and close the door!!!
Wheern they burgin, the burgine,
Escuse senorita ish - I think - and then some spanish blurb I dont know the meaning of but I seen the film with Fred Astaire in it and he could dance a bit so its cool...
Forrrrever and ever and ever.... you'll beeeee the wurrrrn... the only wuurrrn.. then he chokes on a kebab and it all gets a bit fuzzy..
I had a whale of a time!!!
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