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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never been rimmed or had anything put up my arse.
And before you ask - I don't want to try it either.
Glad you clarified that
I can see your dirty mind working overtime now. "
So you wish ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never had a proper mfm
Looking to correct that lol
What's a proper one?
Have you only kissed them? "
There were a few alcohol related performance issues, let's just say ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have never had a proper mfm
Looking to correct that lol
What's a proper one?
Have you only kissed them?
There were a few alcohol related performance issues, let's just say "
Oh how frustrating ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies ,50 shades of Grey,Harry potter.
I have never seen U2,Bruce Springsteen,Bon Jovi or Metallica in concert.
I have never been to San Francisco, Buenos Aires, Sydney.
I have never had sex with Charlize Theron,Heidi Klum,Elle MacPherson. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve never smoked anything, ever.
I’ve never been on a proper rollercoaster.
I’ve never been on a motorbike.
And a ton of other common things I can’t think of now....
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"I have never smoked a cigarette or taken drugs (apart from legal pharmaceuticals from the doctor etc).
Well it’s time to change that "
Ummm no ta. I'm fine. My lungs are pretty chipper about it and I don't feel the need to imbibe any psychedelic substances. Thanks for the offer though ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had sex with anyone other than my wife. Met her at 15 and was a virgin
Wow. That's awesome."
I would imagine I’m quite a rare thing on this site. Have to admit I would like to experience another lady at least once. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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I have never..
D*unk Tea or Coffee.
Played any Video, Computer, Play Station or other similar games.
Read any books, nor seen films related to Harry Potter.
Watched any of the major TV Soaps - not interested.
Smoked any tobacco product.
Other than having a drink spiked when in my late teens, I've never d*unk alcohol.
Learnt to swim. |
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"I have never smoked a cigarette or taken drugs (apart from legal pharmaceuticals from the doctor etc). "
Me neither.
And I can spot the signs on all the idiots who think I won’t notice! They stink!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ordered a takeaway from home.
What have you never done?
I have never taken you out on a date!
That's right "
Don't you think it is about time. Make sure you practise your rib eating skills beforehand.. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"I have never smoked a cigarette or taken drugs (apart from legal pharmaceuticals from the doctor etc).
Well it’s time to change that
Ummm no ta. I'm fine. My lungs are pretty chipper about it and I don't feel the need to imbibe any psychedelic substances. Thanks for the offer though "
Good answer!!
I hate all that shit |
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