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I'll work on 2020 to make it simpler
Best purchase... Retractable washing line, I've Allways wanted one.. It's great.
Worste of 2020...A sausage roll from Pound bakery instead of Greggs... Bad bad bad decisions. |
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"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.
Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile."
You need to make that best purchase again after lockdown..... |
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"My camera... and not because of the pervy pics 
And the worst?"
Hmm... I don’t really know. I don’t buy much apart from books, and I’m not really an impulse shopper, so I tend to know what I’m getting before I buy it |
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"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.
Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile."
Jack Daniels is not my whisky of choice either... |
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"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.
Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile.
You need to make that best purchase again after lockdown....."
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Oh blimey Hippy...I must have made millions of purchases...ok so first two that came to mind...
Imagine young GM on holiday in Norfolk where all the cliffs are sandy and quite sloped deciding to spend all of his holiday money on a plastic sledge...now imagine the hours of pleasure he had running up those cliffs and sliding back down for the rest of his holidays...best use of £3.50 going I reckon
And worst? Imagine a much older and should have been wiser GM spending a lot more than £3.50 on a different kind of toy that frankly was way too big  |
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over a year ago
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"My fleshlight is my best purchase, my worst was a lemon lollipop that I bought as a kid.
Is it time to let that go now?
Probably  "
Treat yourself to a new lollipop to erase the memory |
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"Oh blimey Hippy...I must have made millions of purchases...ok so first two that came to mind...
Imagine young GM on holiday in Norfolk where all the cliffs are sandy and quite sloped deciding to spend all of his holiday money on a plastic sledge...now imagine the hours of pleasure he had running up those cliffs and sliding back down for the rest of his holidays...best use of £3.50 going I reckon
And worst? Imagine a much older and should have been wiser GM spending a lot more than £3.50 on a different kind of toy that frankly was way too big "
Please please tell me you have video evidence |
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"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.
Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile.
You need to make that best purchase again after lockdown....."
It’s in the planning stages now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing..."
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away. |
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"My fleshlight is my best purchase, my worst was a lemon lollipop that I bought as a kid.
Is it time to let that go now?
Probably
Treat yourself to a new lollipop to erase the memory "
It's okay, sugar isn't that good for you  |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away. "
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Oh blimey Hippy...I must have made millions of purchases...ok so first two that came to mind...
Imagine young GM on holiday in Norfolk where all the cliffs are sandy and quite sloped deciding to spend all of his holiday money on a plastic sledge...now imagine the hours of pleasure he had running up those cliffs and sliding back down for the rest of his holidays...best use of £3.50 going I reckon
And worst? Imagine a much older and should have been wiser GM spending a lot more than £3.50 on a different kind of toy that frankly was way too big
Please please tell me you have video evidence "
Of which?  |
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Best: a soda stream. I'd wanted one for almost 40 years, and now I have one and it's amazing and the kid in my class at primary school who wouldn't share her drinks with anyone can shove them up her arse because I can make my own.
Worst: lelo Ina rabbit. Rabbit bit was really hard and didn't vibrate where I wanted it to. It didn't feel like the ears were tickling my sensitive spots, it felt like a hare was boxing with my clit.
It was bloody expensive too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though "
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.
Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile.
You need to make that best purchase again after lockdown.....
It’s in the planning stages now. "
Yaaayy! |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink! "
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?"
If she does then I'm getting on too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too "
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too  |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too "
Pics or it didnt happen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
Pics or it didnt happen"
Maybe we'll need a photographer |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
Pics or it didnt happen
Maybe we'll need a photographer "
In that case I humbley volunteer. I cant take photos for toffee but I'd give it a bloody good go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too "
That is a much better plan! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan! "
I thought so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away. "
We are like the same person!
Best: Alexa which I ordered late one night on a whim
Worst: all of those clothes and shoes via klarna that I couldn't be arsed to send back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
We are like the same person!
Best: Alexa which I ordered late one night on a whim
Worst: all of those clothes and shoes via klarna that I couldn't be arsed to send back. "
Klarna was invented by god's! I'd be sooo broke without it haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so "
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed "
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long "
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here? |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here? "
I need warning up now, I'm naked |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked "
Warming. Darn auto carrot |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot "
Pmsl! |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot "
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs "
*gulps* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs "
Ooh, that's better |
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Best ever : Waist cincher corset from Vollers . Expensive at first but its now over 20 years old and fits like a glove
Worst ever : New fangled cheese grater . Works great ! But so fiddly to clean im almost scared to use it because of the hour long ordeal afterwards |
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best: week long cookery course
Worst: pair of bright blue velvet shoes that i fell in love with, despite being a full size too small... Told myself I'd wear them in bed.. But i can't bear the pain to hobble to the bed  |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs
Ooh, that's better "
Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs
Ooh, that's better
Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm "
In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind |
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"Best - My house. A mans home is his castle and all that.
Worst - Sounding probe. Immense pleasure followed by very nasty incident. Still makes me shudder when I think about it. ??
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I did that too |
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs
Ooh, that's better
Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm
In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind "
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs
Ooh, that's better
Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm
In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs
Ooh, that's better
Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm
In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind
It's fun torture though "
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs
Ooh, that's better
Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm
In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind
It's fun torture though
I would be fibbing if I said I didnt "
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"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?
Same for the worst thing...
Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.
Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.
And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though
Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny and bonus, she's pink!
Drats, my plan is foiled again
Does Alexa service you as well?
If she does then I'm getting on too
One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too
That is a much better plan!
I thought so
Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed
Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long
Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?
I need warning up now, I'm naked
Warming. Darn auto carrot
Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs
Ooh, that's better
Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm
In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind
It's fun torture though
I would be fibbing if I said I didnt
Trapped in between two naked women, what is not to like? Even if it is only in your head "
I shall have to practice mental masturbation I guess |
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"Best - My house. A mans home is his castle and all that.
Worst - Sounding probe. Immense pleasure followed by very nasty incident. Still makes me shudder when I think about it. ??
I did that too "
Weird thing is would still do it again ?? pleasure outweighs pain on this one ?? |
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