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over a year ago
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"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo
I enjoy that. Adds a bit of a change to my day.
I vote windows "
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Laughed way too hard at that  |
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Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.
And no one will be able to see you through those dirty windows so you'll lie there til someone notices the milk bottles building up outside and then they'll have to kick the front door in,
Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.
Not a good look.
So fix it now.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.
And no one will be able to see you through those dirty windows so you'll lie there til someone notices the milk bottles building up outside and then they'll have to kick the front door in,
Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.
Not a good look.
So fix it now.
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You put a lot of thought into that.
Very good points! |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
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"Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.
And no one will be able to see you through those dirty windows so you'll lie there til someone notices the milk bottles building up outside and then they'll have to kick the front door in,
Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.
Not a good look.
So fix it now.
"
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"Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.
And no one will be able to see you through those dirty windows so you'll lie there til someone notices the milk bottles building up outside and then they'll have to kick the front door in,
Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.
Not a good look.
So fix it now.
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As Bamber may have said;
"Well reasoned Magdalene" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo
OH god you have no idea how much that made me laugh. Tears rolling  "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo
OH god you have no idea how much that made me laugh. Tears rolling "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo
OH god you have no idea how much that made me laugh. Tears rolling "
... and if you slide off the seat mid-wee there's always a risk that you'll make the windows dirty again, so they are definitely the job to do second  |
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"Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.
Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.
Not a good look.
So fix it now.
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You have just reminded me of the plastic peg snapping on toilet seat
Though the view was kinda loverly |
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