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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a bum?
 No thanks! 
You’re not much of a flirt"
That post did bum fire! I meant Ireland fire.
I am here to learn a bit of flirting. A am terrible at flirting!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a bum?
No thanks!
You’re not much of a flirt
That post did bum fire! I meant Ireland fire.
I am here to learn a bit of flirting. A am terrible at flirting! "
Meant back fire! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a bum?
No thanks!
You’re not much of a flirt
That post did bum fire! I meant Ireland fire.
I am here to learn a bit of flirting. A am terrible at flirting!
Meant back fire! "
Knife party ~ bonfire
https://youtu.be/e-IWRmpefzE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a bum?
No thanks!
You’re not much of a flirt
Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us 
Ok!
Assume the position 
I am on bended knee(s)  "
Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a bum?
No thanks!
You’re not much of a flirt
Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us
Ok!
Assume the position
I am on bended knee(s)
Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart
Ooooft, so romantic  "
Pulled out all the stops for youse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions "
Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting
Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions
Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting
Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something "
I’d like to wear your skin as pjs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions
Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting
Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something
I’d like to wear your skin as pjs "
That’s so sexy.
I’m so turned on right now  |
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"Fancy a bum?
No thanks!
You’re not much of a flirt
Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us
Ok!
Assume the position
I am on bended knee(s)
Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart
Ooooft, so romantic
Pulled out all the stops for youse "
No, no, don't pull out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions
Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting
Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something
I’d like to wear your skin as pjs
That’s so sexy.
I’m so turned on right now "
I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat |
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"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions
Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting
Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something
I’d like to wear your skin as pjs
That’s so sexy.
I’m so turned on right now
I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat "
Who knew Sam was your neighbour, or is it a case of online bigamy?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a bum?
No thanks!
You’re not much of a flirt
Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us
Ok!
Assume the position
I am on bended knee(s)
Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart
Ooooft, so romantic
Pulled out all the stops for youse
No, no, don't pull out "
Cream pies are only on Fridays  |
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"Fancy a bum?
No thanks!
You’re not much of a flirt
Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us
Ok!
Assume the position
I am on bended knee(s)
Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart
Ooooft, so romantic
Pulled out all the stops for youse
No, no, don't pull out
Cream pies are only on Fridays "
Awwww damn. Facial? My skin is crying out for a good, deep moisturiser |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions
Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting
Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something
I’d like to wear your skin as pjs
That’s so sexy.
I’m so turned on right now
I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat "
Then we can get a cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions
Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting
Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something
I’d like to wear your skin as pjs
That’s so sexy.
I’m so turned on right now
I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat
Then we can get a cat "
Mr Mistoffelees |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions
Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting
Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something
I’d like to wear your skin as pjs
That’s so sexy.
I’m so turned on right now
I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat
Then we can get a cat
Mr Mistoffelees "
Jamie, can I follow you? My mom always tells me to follow my dreams? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i think its in our nature to flirt,my sons wife is very flirty
I wouldn't go there if I were you! Run a mile!
 dangerous ground "
I heard you are great at algebra. Would you replace my X without asking Y? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a rubbish flirt. My signature move is to stare at someone without blinking until they notice, get really uncomfortable and move away from me. "
Are you a keyboard, cos you just looks like my type! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i only said she flirty and not with me you vad people,she only sees me as her hubbies old dad"
I would suggest you reciprocate by seeing her as your son's DAUGHTER! |
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"I'm a rubbish flirt. My signature move is to stare at someone without blinking until they notice, get really uncomfortable and move away from me.
Are you a keyboard, cos you just looks like my type! "
This doing it for you?
Honestly, I can keep it going quite some time. I'm known for my staying power.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a rubbish flirt. My signature move is to stare at someone without blinking until they notice, get really uncomfortable and move away from me.
Are you a keyboard, cos you just looks like my type!
This doing it for you?
Honestly, I can keep it going quite some time. I'm known for my staying power.
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Who doesn't like a marathon session! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha! 
You called?
Thought I heard your voice
Well I'm not exactly quiet 
I know... and so do the neighbours  "
I feel sorry for the neighbors |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm so bad at it I think I need more practise. "
Me too! I am a beginner.
By the way your lips looks lonely. Maybe cos of the lockdown. Would they like to meet mine? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great flirting everyone..
Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!
Can tell you’re back..
Are you a bank loan, cos you got my interest! "
Do you want to leave a deposit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great flirting everyone..
Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!
Can tell you’re back..
Are you a bank loan, cos you got my interest!
Do you want to leave a deposit "
You have a slice of my heart as a deposit. Would you like more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great flirting everyone..
Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!
Can tell you’re back..
Are you a bank loan, cos you got my interest!
Do you want to leave a deposit
You have a slice of my heart as a deposit. Would you like more? "
You know exactly what I want, tell where I can get it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Iv no idea how to flirt
I should call you Google, because you are everything I am looking for!
Are you a McDonald’s. Cause I’m loving it "
Do you play soccer? Cos you are a keeper!
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? "
Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better "
You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"FAF
Rose's are red violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw!
Screw you, where’s my rice "
Are those shorts from space? Because your arse is out of this world!
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better "
But what do bad girls like you do ? |
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"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!
You called?
Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you
Ooo...tell me more? "
I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better
But what do bad girls like you do ? "
Good girls are better at being bad girls they just know how to hide it better |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better
You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you! "
Are you a banana because I find you very a peeling |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better
You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you!
Are you a banana because I find you very a peeling "
:-
So obvious hmmmm| |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!
You called?
Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you
Ooo...tell me more?
I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...
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You must of read my mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better
You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you!
Are you a banana because I find you very a peeling "
Are you a sea lion? Cos I can see you lyin in my bed tonight! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better
You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you!
Are you a banana because I find you very a peeling
Are you a sea lion? Cos I can see you lyin in my bed tonight! "
Class |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"F'ckin hell!
It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!
Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet "
Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"F'ckin hell!
It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!
Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet
Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest! "
Your still the same |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"F'ckin hell!
It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!
Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet
Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!
Your still the same "
One should never change. They should be true to themselves! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"F'ckin hell!
It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!
Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet
Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!
Your still the same
One should never change. They should be true to themselves! "
So try behaving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"F'ckin hell!
It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!
Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet
Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!
Your still the same
One should never change. They should be true to themselves!
So try behaving "
I am always on my best behaviour, while on here! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"F'ckin hell!
It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!
Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet
Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!
Your still the same
One should never change. They should be true to themselves!
So try behaving
I am always on my best behaviour, while on here! "
Goodnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F'ckin hell!
It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!
Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet
Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!
Your still the same
One should never change. They should be true to themselves!
So try behaving
I am always on my best behaviour, while on here! "
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"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!
You called?
Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you
Ooo...tell me more?
I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...
You must of read my mind "
Amazing isnt it?
It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!
You called?
Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you
Ooo...tell me more?
I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...
You must of read my mind
Amazing isnt it?
It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread "
Tut tut, perish the thought. I don't talk to people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"F'ckin hell!
It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!
Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet
Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!
Your still the same
One should never change. They should be true to themselves!
So try behaving
I am always on my best behaviour, while on here!
Goodnight "
Good day to you Yasmeen! |
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"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!
You called?
Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you
Ooo...tell me more?
I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...
You must of read my mind
Amazing isnt it?
It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread
Tut tut, perish the thought. I don't talk to people "
I try not to, but for you I shall make an exception |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!
You called?
Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you
Ooo...tell me more?
I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...
You must of read my mind
Amazing isnt it?
It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread
Tut tut, perish the thought. I don't talk to people
I try not to, but for you I shall make an exception "
Well thank you kindly |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm not sure if I can be arsed atm.
Maybe see if any beautiful lady catches my eye.
That’s the worst chat up line ever CG good morning to you  "
I don't need to chat up women Busty.
I'm turning them away atm.
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Good morning lovely lady xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure if I can be arsed atm.
Maybe see if any beautiful lady catches my eye.
That’s the worst chat up line ever CG good morning to you "
I am signing off. It is bed time for me. Last one for you BMB!
Roses are red, violets are blue. You be the 6 and I will be the 9!
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"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!
You called?
Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you
Ooo...tell me more?
I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...
You must of read my mind
Amazing isnt it?
It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread
Tut tut, perish the thought. I don't talk to people
I try not to, but for you I shall make an exception
Well thank you kindly "
No no no, thank you mo lady *dofts my nonexistent fedora* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll follow your lead
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea! Especially in those shorts! hot tea omg hot coffee 
hey they are a little tight but all I've done literally for 2 months is eat
Tell me about it. I have been doing the same. It will be 6 weeks tomorrow since I have been to the gym. My energy levels have dropped! I didn't realise I would miss gym more than sex! i mean I'm walking loads I've been for two four hour walks recently but they just make you ache "
That is good. I have been biking a bit and doing some push ups and pull ups at home. It's not the same as the gym. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Was just having this conversation - I cannot "consciously" flirt to save my life, get very awkward and self-conscious - but as part of a natural and flowing conversation it's something that happens naturally and without effort or me actually realising I am doing it |
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I seldom flirt cos I am always shit scared of encouraging attention I don't want from someone who objects to a swift kick in the bollocks....
It's misleading.
If I flirt I have intentions...... usually. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I seldom flirt cos I am always shit scared of encouraging attention I don't want from someone who objects to a swift kick in the bollocks....
It's misleading.
If I flirt I have intentions...... usually."
I flirt for fun. I don't have any other intentions. |
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