When I was a young man I use to wake up in the mornings with a massive erection it was like a rod of iron no matter how I tried I could not bend it even with both hands now I can bend it with one hand do you think I'm getting stronger
"As Chubby Brown once said,
There was a time when I could bend an iron bar over my bell end,
I can't now though,
my fucking wrists are gone.
"
hahahaha...made me laugh