Once upon a time

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a woman sat alone at the bar......

Entertain me and continue the story

By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

She was alone because all the pubs had shut due to the covid outbreak.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she smelt of onions

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she smelt of onions"

The pickled kind. She was drowning her sorrows in a pint of..

By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Hmm pickles on crackers. She said.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm pickles on crackers. She said."

then she remembered , she forgot to wash

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Her eyelids, so she went

By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

She forgot she has washed in pickles and pickling vinegar.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm pickles on crackers. She said.

then she remembered , she forgot to wash"

Her car, so she called her man slave to get the job done

By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

But she forgot it was his day off.

By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"But she forgot it was his day off. "

which was fine as she was a strong independent young woman who had more than enough pickles to clean the car with and didn't need no man.