"Take bread out of bag.
Put bread in toaster
Push down button
Wait for poppety ping
Great for butter or jam or a nana.
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Ohhh there's not many that like a nana on toast, but we love it here Granny, with proper butter too. Mmmmmm. 
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"Too technical for me 
Got any easier recipes please Granny?
Searched high and low for you ...... Here is one I can reccomend.
Open bag
Take out crisp
Eat it.
Enjoy x"
I found a simpler recipe:
Open crisp bag into mouth.
Eat it.
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"Big fan of a banana sandwich Granny but never thought to put it on toast...
The trusty sugar sandwich involves less work."
Not had one of them since I was a kid  |
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"Take bread out of bag.
Put bread in toaster
Push down button
Wait for poppety ping
Great for butter or jam or a nana.
"
I have all the ingredients for the most simple meal you'll ever eat.
All you need is a phone and a take away menu.
*cred Andy Parsons - Mock the Week |
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"Take bread out of bag.
Put bread in toaster
Push down button
Wait for poppety ping
Great for butter or jam or a nana.
I have all the ingredients for the most simple meal you'll ever eat.
All you need is a phone and a take away menu.
*cred Andy Parsons - Mock the Week"
All well and good Stingly but I was trying to develop skills in people ready for the technological breakdown .....
I mean .. what if there were no candles ? |
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"Big fan of a banana sandwich Granny but never thought to put it on toast...
The trusty sugar sandwich involves less work.
Not had one of them since I was a kid "
I remember having a sugar sandwich when I was a kid.
I wonder how many adults still have one |
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"Take bread out of bag.
Put bread in toaster
Push down button
Wait for poppety ping
Great for butter or jam or a nana.
"
Tried this, didn't work!
You didn't say to plug in the toaster Granny.
I'd like to complain to the manager
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"Take bread out of bag.
Put bread in toaster
Push down button
Wait for poppety ping
Great for butter or jam or a nana.
Tried this, didn't work!
You didn't say to plug in the toaster Granny.
I'd like to complain to the manager
: "
Fuhknelllllll !
I'm going to have to have all the books reprinted.....
I never said put switch on either ........ all that money ! |
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"Take bread out of bag.
Put bread in toaster
Push down button
Wait for poppety ping
Great for butter or jam or a nana.
Tried this, didn't work!
You didn't say to plug in the toaster Granny.
I'd like to complain to the manager
: "
BTW I AM the manager.... |
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"Take bread out of bag.
Put bread in toaster
Push down button
Wait for poppety ping
Great for butter or jam or a nana.
Tried this, didn't work!
You didn't say to plug in the toaster Granny.
I'd like to complain to the manager
:
BTW I AM the manager...."
Well have a word with yourself then.
I would have had soup but I lost the tin opener when I rattled it for the NHS last Thursday
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"Take bread out of bag.
Put bread in toaster
Push down button
Wait for poppety ping
Great for butter or jam or a nana.
"
How do I get the bread in that bag in the first place?  |
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