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Have you seen Jean Claude van Damme when he jumps in the air to avoid water on the floor that is about to have electricity passed through it and he does the splits in mid-air and lands the heels of his feet on opposite kitchen work sufaces?
Try that. But make sure you got your Bridget Jones Fat Pants on cos it's a bugger trying to prise a woman off lino when she done the splits and the suction has got hold of her.   |
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"go around the back open the back door get a fishing rod and hook your food out simple"
Thats what i did only back door was already open and food was in reach.
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"Thats what i did only back door was already open and food was in reach.
Best prize goes to wishy for most ridiculous answer
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It worked for van Damme!!
When I tried it me scrotum split and me nuts rolled across the floor and I couldn't reach them buggers either so that was me sarnie and me gonads tantalisingly close but out of reach!  |
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"go around the back open the back door get a fishing rod and hook your food out simple
Thats what i did only back door was already open and food was in reach.
Best prize goes to wishy for most ridiculous answer"
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"How do i get across a wet kitchen floor without standing on it. I left my lunch and drink by the kettle.
Prize for the best answer and if i break my neck trying any of them i will sue you "
Should have used a hair-drier to make a pathway.  |
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