"I have one that needs testing post lockdown.
Just saying 
Can you describe it, or better still, PM a picture of said dildo? Ta.
Think of a plastic one but much nicer and feels almost realistic  "
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"I have one that needs testing post lockdown.
Just saying
Can you describe it, or better still, PM a picture of said dildo? Ta.
Think of a plastic one but much nicer and feels almost realistic
Can't quite envisage it. Pic? "
Think Cyril Snears nose and you won’t be far off  |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue? "
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me. |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me."
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue "
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?"
Hey if I was a lady I’d like to use the human dildo  |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?"
Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend  |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?
Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend "
There is a speedy aisle yes |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?
Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend
There is a speedy aisle yes "
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?
Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend
There is a speedy aisle yes
First cum, first served?"
You read my mind  |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?
Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend
There is a speedy aisle yes
First cum, first served?
You read my mind "
First after lockdown- will that be like the express queue- wont take long? |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?
Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend
There is a speedy aisle yes
First cum, first served?
You read my mind
First after lockdown- will that be like the express queue- wont take long?"
First after lockdown will be just to make sure it’s working |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?
Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend
There is a speedy aisle yes
First cum, first served?
You read my mind
First after lockdown- will that be like the express queue- wont take long?
First after lockdown will be just to make sure it’s working "
Oh like when you shake the deodorant in the shop and spray it in the cap to smell if you like the scent? |
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"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!
Are you in the queue?
Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.
If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue
So you admit you think theres a queue then?
Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend
There is a speedy aisle yes
First cum, first served?
You read my mind
First after lockdown- will that be like the express queue- wont take long?
First after lockdown will be just to make sure it’s working
Oh like when you shake the deodorant in the shop and spray it in the cap to smell if you like the scent?"
Yes but this is sprayed on yer tits |
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"I have one that needs testing post lockdown.
Just saying
Can you describe it, or better still, PM a picture of said dildo? Ta.
Think of a plastic one but much nicer and feels almost realistic
Can't quite envisage it. Pic?
Think Cyril Snears nose and you won’t be far off "
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