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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is a roll call for men in the wonderful world of fab who are single, genuine and looking for something more regular...
I have a group of women who are looking for the above and ready to get chatting in preparation for the end of lockdown.
(Please note: no one is looking to meet before it is allowed)
Please join us if you feel you fit into this request 
Women looking for the above please also join in 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
 and I thought I was special  "
still special to me wing women |
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
and I thought I was special "
You know full well you are...we shared a new experience with more still to come |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
and I thought I was special still special to me wing women "
oh lexi pm you asking a favour by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in "
The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving |
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving "
Are you in need of a helping hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving
Are you in need of a helping hand "
Typing or perving? But yes to both and more |
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving
Are you in need of a helping hand
Typing or perving? But yes to both and more "
Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here Ladies! Thought I might carry the load awhile!  Because your all hard work! 
We're hard work? Or the men? I'm not here any more until my name is called. "
Charming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving
Are you in need of a helping hand
Typing or perving? But yes to both and more
Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway "
Nope, you're not |
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving
Are you in need of a helping hand
Typing or perving? But yes to both and more
Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway
Nope, you're not "
I have rope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here Ladies! Thought I might carry the load awhile! Because your all hard work!
We're hard work? Or the men? I'm not here any more until my name is called.
Charming! "
Your Prince is here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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May I participate even though I am not local? . During lockdown, technology transcends distance. After lockdown, distance creates opportunities for fine adventures  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving
Are you in need of a helping hand
Typing or perving? But yes to both and more
Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway
Nope, you're not
I have rope "
How did I not know this????  |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
and I thought I was special still special to me wing women "
I am the best wing woman!! I’ll never forget your little face that night!! Especially when she whisked you off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm single free and looking but I seem to be working more now than before so not as much time to chat unfortunately so I'll probably get overlooked  "
Not by me...you are always on my radar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
and I thought I was special still special to me wing women
I am the best wing woman!! I’ll never forget your little face that night!! Especially when she whisked you off "
which one lol never forget your face when I snogged you know who and she enjoyed it  |
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"He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago
I've got tons of the stuff Lexi but I'm sure we wont need it
My vagina is rusty and squeaky!!! I hope that’s a turn in for you!! "
I'm an expert with all things rusty, squeaky and in need of attention and settling so I'll have you all sorted out and in full working order in a jiffy |
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"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving
Are you in need of a helping hand
Typing or perving? But yes to both and more
Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway
Nope, you're not
I have rope
How did I not know this???? "
Because I haven't told you yet...its a surprise. Well it was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?"
Somewhere over the rainbow there is a pot of gold.
Somewhere! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? "
My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist? "
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that "
She is! |
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that "
Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that
She is! "
Thank Mr  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that
Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here "
Hahahaha!!!!! That made me laugh way more than it should of!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that
Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here "
Pahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that
Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here "
Everyone is either fake or lesbian |
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that
Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here
Everyone is either fake or lesbian "
So you're admitting you're a lesbian?
At least I try and look like one....youre so lame at this PoF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that
Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here
Everyone is either fake or lesbian
So you're admitting you're a lesbian?
At least I try and look like one....youre so lame at this PoF"
No I'm fake.
I'm actually a straight 74 year old named Vera.
Which indirectly makes a lesbian.
Check mate |
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that
Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here
Everyone is either fake or lesbian
So you're admitting you're a lesbian?
At least I try and look like one....youre so lame at this PoF
No I'm fake.
I'm actually a straight 74 year old named Vera.
Which indirectly makes a lesbian.
Check mate"
Nahhhh I'm just a dude with a make up app who claims to be bi when I'm actually straight just to get to their wives.
I've never worn a dress in my life and I'm really only 19.
I think that's check mate mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll pop in for a while but if it's shit, I'm off like a princess with door slamming and tears
Which is your favourite princess?"
I'm poly so can I pick more than one |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago
I've got tons of the stuff Lexi but I'm sure we wont need it
My vagina is rusty and squeaky!!! I hope that’s a turn in for you!!
I'm an expert with all things rusty, squeaky and in need of attention and settling so I'll have you all sorted out and in full working order in a jiffy "
Sounds like I’ll be getting a full MOT |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Count me in for this
Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in
and I thought I was special still special to me wing women
I am the best wing woman!! I’ll never forget your little face that night!! Especially when she whisked you off which one lol never forget your face when I snogged you know who and she enjoyed it "
ha I forgot about that!! |
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"He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago
I've got tons of the stuff Lexi but I'm sure we wont need it
My vagina is rusty and squeaky!!! I hope that’s a turn in for you!!
I'm an expert with all things rusty, squeaky and in need of attention and settling so I'll have you all sorted out and in full working order in a jiffy
Sounds like I’ll be getting a full MOT "
Major service and a full and thorough testing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?
Funky addresses? My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?
Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that
Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here
Everyone is either fake or lesbian
So you're admitting you're a lesbian?
At least I try and look like one....youre so lame at this PoF
No I'm fake.
I'm actually a straight 74 year old named Vera.
Which indirectly makes a lesbian.
Check mate
Nahhhh I'm just a dude with a make up app who claims to be bi when I'm actually straight just to get to their wives.
I've never worn a dress in my life and I'm really only 19.
I think that's check mate mate "
Well played. Very well played |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll pop in for a while but if it's shit, I'm off like a princess with door slamming and tears
Which is your favourite princess?
I'm poly so can I pick more than one "
As long as one is Ariel, yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll pop in for a while but if it's shit, I'm off like a princess with door slamming and tears
Which is your favourite princess?
I'm poly so can I pick more than one
As long as one is Ariel, yes"
Can I be Belle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've quit...on the other side of the pond I saw bubbles they had found a hideaway over near the rainbow, the end of it actually.I suppose it was a good place for them over by Nottinghamderbyshireish.
They had travelled,
Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)
North, South, East and West I sought them
I was riding my white charger (a horse)
Is this romantic enough? |
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"I've quit...on the other side of the pond I saw bubbles they had found a hideaway over near the rainbow, the end of it actually.I suppose it was a good place for them over by Nottinghamderbyshireish.
They had travelled,
Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)
North, South, East and West I sought them
I was riding my white charger (a horse)
Is this romantic enough?"
What name have you given your horse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've quit...on the other side of the pond I saw bubbles they had found a hideaway over near the rainbow, the end of it actually.I suppose it was a good place for them over by Nottinghamderbyshireish.
They had travelled,
Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)
North, South, East and West I sought them
I was riding my white charger (a horse)
Is this romantic enough?
What name have you given your horse?"
Stud! |
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"I've quit...on the other side of the pond I saw bubbles they had found a hideaway over near the rainbow, the end of it actually.I suppose it was a good place for them over by Nottinghamderbyshireish.
They had travelled,
Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)
North, South, East and West I sought them
I was riding my white charger (a horse)
Is this romantic enough?
What name have you given your horse? Stud!"
Good name . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've quit...on the other side of the pond I saw bubbles they had found a hideaway over near the rainbow, the end of it actually.I suppose it was a good place for them over by Nottinghamderbyshireish.
They had travelled,
Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)
North, South, East and West I sought them
I was riding my white charger (a horse)
Is this romantic enough?
What name have you given your horse? Stud!
Good name . "
Alright!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll get me coat
Don't send a search party I'll survive 
Oh damn I've send one shall I cancel it "
Yes please.im scoffing 10 mars bars to feed my depression |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m gonna go have a scone with butter n jam
I'm having a beer, I didn't get a response either"
Least we’re not alone in that then, I’ve had a beer too, just fancied a scone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please "
Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff
Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.
Team work makes the dream work |
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"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please
Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff
Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.
Team work makes the dream work "
Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please
Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff
Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.
Team work makes the dream work
Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed? "
How do you think you lured up to the cliff  |
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"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please
Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff
Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.
Team work makes the dream work
Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed?
How do you think you lured up to the cliff "
I’m in. I’ll take my chances |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please
Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff
Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.
Team work makes the dream work
Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed?
How do you think you lured up to the cliff
I’m in. I’ll take my chances "
C'mon then, gerrup that hill! Blowjob galore awaits you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a roll call for men in the wonderful world of fab who are single, genuine and looking for something more regular...
I have a group of women who are looking for the above and ready to get chatting in preparation for the end of lockdown.
(Please note: no one is looking to meet before it is allowed)
Please join us if you feel you fit into this request
Women looking for the above please also join in
"
Can I join please |
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"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please
Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff
Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.
Team work makes the dream work
Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed?
How do you think you lured up to the cliff
I’m in. I’ll take my chances
C'mon then, gerrup that hill! Blowjob galore awaits you "
Shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I am definitely putting my hat in the ring....is that even a saying....anyways I would like to be considered if any ladies are on the lookout....stay safe all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a roll call for men in the wonderful world of fab who are single, genuine and looking for something more regular...
I have a group of women who are looking for the above and ready to get chatting in preparation for the end of lockdown.
(Please note: no one is looking to meet before it is allowed)
Please join us if you feel you fit into this request
Women looking for the above please also join in
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Are you single OP? |
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