"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"
I thought that when I see the ad. But my second husband was like that so just dismissed it lol |
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"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"
What ever happened to quality over quantity?  |
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"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"
...94 more seconds than my partner has lasted in the last 10 years.
That lazy, ficticious shit.  |
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Happened to me once. I was giving him head, don't think he even lasted 94 seconds.
That was disappointing enough, but then he kicked me out of the hotel room without even a fingering for my trouble.
I was fucking raging until I was on my train home when suddenly I saw the funny side of it. |
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"The book is open. Who can beat 90 seconds  "
"Pandaman".... what a fab friend of mine called a guy who travelled 60 miles to meet her. She gave him a drink and a few nibbles before heading to bedroom...as the clothes started to come off he basicall shot his load before getting his trollies off. Poor guy grabbed his stuff and legged it...hence her nickname..."Eats, shoots and leaves"
Just meant I got a call a couple of minutes later (we lived couple of hundred yards away at the time). Three minutes later she was at mine and literally tearing my clothes off....God she was gagging for it....made a mess of my quilt tho... |
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"Happened to me once. I was giving him head, don't think he even lasted 94 seconds.
That was disappointing enough, but then he kicked me out of the hotel room without even a fingering for my trouble.
I was fucking raging until I was on my train home when suddenly I saw the funny side of it."
That could mean that you just give Earth-shatteringly good head........
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"Happened to me once. I was giving him head, don't think he even lasted 94 seconds.
That was disappointing enough, but then he kicked me out of the hotel room without even a fingering for my trouble.
I was fucking raging until I was on my train home when suddenly I saw the funny side of it.
That could mean that you just give Earth-shatteringly good head........
Friend request on the way! "
Not good enough where he lost control of his hands and couldn't get me off...
I'm good, but I'm not "total paralysis" good  |
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