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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That Yoga was stumbled upon by a man while attempting to disengage himself when practicing fellatio (deepthroat!) upon himself.

Can this be true?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I was wondering as it's not the sort of thing I would really want to Google.

So I'm asking you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

....That this is where the term 'gagging for it' comes from.

That the ball gag was derived from Yoga masters as a preventive aid.

These are all rumours mind you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What have you been smoking? I need that for creative thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You bored OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That the breathing exercises in Yoga are designed to help expel Semen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What have you been smoking? I need that for creative thinking! "
What rumours have you heard lately?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You bored OP? "

Aren't we all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You bored OP? "
No I'm intrigued by the rumour that you have for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You bored OP? "
Trying to come up with as many potentials about anything.

(It Could be?)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You bored OP? Trying to come up with as many potentials about anything.

(It Could be?)"

Oh you wouldn't want to hear the rumours I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Horse racing was invented by a man who kicked his horse backside in rage then had to run trying to catch it.

A few days later this happened again.

Later even he saw two horses running together.

It was then the light came on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You bored OP? Trying to come up with as many potentials about anything.

(It Could be?)

Oh you wouldn't want to hear the rumours I know "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I read that as Yoda...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Horse racing was invented by a man who kicked his horse backside in rage then had to run trying to catch it.

A few days later this happened again.

Later even he saw two horses running together.

It was then the light came on."

This is something stronger than 420 for sure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What have you been smoking? I need that for creative thinking! "
Golden Virginia dust...I can't confess to having a full pack on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I read that as Yoda...

"

THAT would be backbreaking, as he is so small.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The Wright brothers surname was at first spelt Wrongly.

They nearly in fact got it right.

The Wrong brothers crossing the Atlantic!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Horse racing was invented by a man who kicked his horse backside in rage then had to run trying to catch it.

A few days later this happened again.

Later even he saw two horses running together.

It was then the light came on."

So he invented lighting too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Horse racing was invented by a man who kicked his horse backside in rage then had to run trying to catch it.

A few days later this happened again.

Later even he saw two horses running together.

It was then the light came on.

So he invented lighting too "

I like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Contrary to popular opinion Tony Blair's smile was not real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If you brush your teeth longer than 10 seconds it helps to create gaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Too much weight training causes bowleggedness and other ailments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If you went outside now to gaze upon the Sun you might see more than you bargained for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you don’t have sex for a long time hairs grow on your knob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you went outside now to gaze upon the Sun you might see more than you bargained for."
...see more than you wanted to see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you don’t have sex for a long time hairs grow on your knob."
Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you don’t have sex for a long time hairs grow on your knob.Excellent! "

I wonder if anyone else has experience of this or is it just me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you brush your teeth longer than 10 seconds it helps to create gaps?"

Wtf??!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too much wanking will make you blind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It is considered bad luck to stumble upon a cat with 3 legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Too much wanking will make you blind "
I believe it.

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"You bored OP? Trying to come up with as many potentials about anything.

(It Could be?)"

Ah got you

Rumour has is the op has injected zoflora and crack coca?ne

Whilst sitting upon a 5 g mast

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you don’t have sex for a long time hairs grow on your knob.Excellent!

I wonder if anyone else has experience of this or is it just me?"

Not alone my friend, on here many others!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You bored OP? Trying to come up with as many potentials about anything.

(It Could be?)

Ah got you

Rumour has is the op has injected zoflora and crack coca?ne

Whilst sitting upon a 5 g mast "

A terrific rumour I would be glad to be associated with! Funny too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You bored OP? Trying to come up with as many potentials about anything.

(It Could be?)

Ah got you

Rumour has is the op has injected zoflora and crack coca?ne

Whilst sitting upon a 5 g mast A terrific rumour I would be glad to be associated with! Funny too!! "

Rumour has it that the young man who posted above me is not....how shall I put it...still in his prime!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When medical staff test for life within a body behind closed curtains.

It is sometimes a selfie session that is really going on.

This I do find hard to believe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It is said of the Pyramids that they were built and not made.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The wine that your forebears d*unk was often made by the soles of another's feet is that were all the talk of pungent aromas comes from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Horse racing was invented by a man who kicked his horse backside in rage then had to run trying to catch it.

A few days later this happened again.

Later even he saw two horses running together.

It was then the light came on."

Light was too premature.

He also needed to see 2 horses running together with one slightly in front!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I was wondering as it's not the sort of thing I would really want to Google.

So I'm asking you."

Why, in case your mum checks your browsing history?

Again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was wondering as it's not the sort of thing I would really want to Google.

So I'm asking you.

Why, in case your mum checks your browsing history?

Again? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That the electric lightbulb was invented by the same man who made the non-electric lightbulb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That the electric lightbulb was invented by the same man who made the non-electric lightbulb."
Nowadays it's called a Prototype back then they were more truthful.

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