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We're both Doctors and can assure you your cock doesn't breathe. You breathe through your mouth. Oxygen goes into your blood and circulates to your genitals. If you think it's asleep give it a massage to "wake" it up and see what happens. Hope that helps. |
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"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? " can you actually reach it with your mouth to blow air into its balls? |
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"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? can you actually reach it with your mouth to blow air into its balls? "
Unfortunately not. My cock is very sexist. Only like ladies! |
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"We're both Doctors and can assure you your cock doesn't breathe. You breathe through your mouth. Oxygen goes into your blood and circulates to your genitals. If you think it's asleep give it a massage to "wake" it up and see what happens. Hope that helps."
My understanding was that I had a separate brain inside my penis and the oxygen supply was limited due to the opening being small! |
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"Mouth to penis. Blow on it to check for a pulse and then 3 long sucks to the strains of Lady Gaga’s song, Telephone. And repeat."
Would you try that for me? |
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"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? "
Neither. Get some onions and wine and make a Coq au Vin. Best thing you can do. |
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"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away?
Cpr.. Then defib to make sure it comes back to life "
Hard to do CPR due to the girth! lot of room to use the defibrillator though! |
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"We're both Doctors and can assure you your cock doesn't breathe. You breathe through your mouth. Oxygen goes into your blood and circulates to your genitals. If you think it's asleep give it a massage to "wake" it up and see what happens. Hope that helps.
My understanding was that I had a separate brain inside my penis and the oxygen supply was limited due to the opening being small! "
Try sounding to open the ‘airway’ |
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"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away?
Cpr.. Then defib to make sure it comes back to life
Hard to do CPR due to the girth! lot of room to use the defibrillator though! "
Photographic evidence needed as this nurse can cope with girth. 2 bows. 30 reps of pumping and REPEAT |
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