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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would just get a new one pal or if your cock ain't crowing in the morning get an alarm clock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use a bicycle pump. Effective and easy to use

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines always up before me, he's the early worm

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? "

Or switch the hoover to a more powerful suck setting

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

We're both Doctors and can assure you your cock doesn't breathe. You breathe through your mouth. Oxygen goes into your blood and circulates to your genitals. If you think it's asleep give it a massage to "wake" it up and see what happens. Hope that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Viagra.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Yeah it’s gonna need intubation

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South

Mouth to penis. Blow on it to check for a pulse and then 3 long sucks to the strains of Lady Gaga’s song, Telephone. And repeat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Play music very loud!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? "
can you actually reach it with your mouth to blow air into its balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? can you actually reach it with your mouth to blow air into its balls? "

Unfortunately not. My cock is very sexist. Only like ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? can you actually reach it with your mouth to blow air into its balls?

Unfortunately not. My cock is very sexist. Only like ladies! "

well i don't see how thats sexist but if your cock is dieing then surely any mouths a goal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We're both Doctors and can assure you your cock doesn't breathe. You breathe through your mouth. Oxygen goes into your blood and circulates to your genitals. If you think it's asleep give it a massage to "wake" it up and see what happens. Hope that helps."

My understanding was that I had a separate brain inside my penis and the oxygen supply was limited due to the opening being small!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? "

Cpr.. Then defib to make sure it comes back to life

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mouth to penis. Blow on it to check for a pulse and then 3 long sucks to the strains of Lady Gaga’s song, Telephone. And repeat."

Would you try that for me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away? "

Neither. Get some onions and wine and make a Coq au Vin. Best thing you can do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away?

Cpr.. Then defib to make sure it comes back to life "

Hard to do CPR due to the girth! lot of room to use the defibrillator though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah it’s gonna need intubation "

No thanks unless you are doing it. I trust you to be gentle!

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away?

Or switch the hoover to a more powerful suck setting "

so this is where the term sucks like a dyson comes from

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Play music very loud!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're both Doctors and can assure you your cock doesn't breathe. You breathe through your mouth. Oxygen goes into your blood and circulates to your genitals. If you think it's asleep give it a massage to "wake" it up and see what happens. Hope that helps.

My understanding was that I had a separate brain inside my penis and the oxygen supply was limited due to the opening being small! "

Try sounding to open the ‘airway’

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"and doesn't wake up and stops breathing, when is it wise to give it a CPR, or do use a defibrillator on it straight away?

Cpr.. Then defib to make sure it comes back to life

Hard to do CPR due to the girth! lot of room to use the defibrillator though! "

Photographic evidence needed as this nurse can cope with girth. 2 bows. 30 reps of pumping and REPEAT

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