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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome back!
I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.
'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.
I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.
That's the highlight of my lockdown so far
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? pub crawl last night god my head  "
I think I saw you at Soho last night, scoring left, right and center!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? pub crawl last night god my head
I think I saw you at Soho last night, scoring left, right and center! really you've got to get yourself ti specsavers soon as they open........ i mean seeing is important right  "
Feeling is more important once the lights go off!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome back!
I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.
'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.
I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.
That's the highlight of my lockdown so far
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You had a lucky escape or maybe Cecil did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? pub crawl last night god my head
I think I saw you at Soho last night, scoring left, right and center! really you've got to get yourself ti specsavers soon as they open........ i mean seeing is important right
Feeling is more important once the lights go off! "
feelings yes i love feelings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome back!
I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.
'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.
I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.
That's the highlight of my lockdown so far
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you bare foot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome back!
I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.
'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.
I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.
That's the highlight of my lockdown so far
You had a lucky escape or maybe Cecil did "
Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome back!
I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.
'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.
I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.
That's the highlight of my lockdown so far
you bare foot? "
No, I was wearing socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome back!
I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.
'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.
I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.
That's the highlight of my lockdown so far
you bare foot?
No, I was wearing socks "
ahhhh see that makes all the difference |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome back!
I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.
'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.
I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.
That's the highlight of my lockdown so far
You had a lucky escape or maybe Cecil did
Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles "
He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles
He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now "
Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles
He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now
Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion "
He might just peacefully munch on your lettuce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles
He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now
Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion
He might just peacefully munch on your lettuce "
Lots of nice green leaves in my garden he can nibble on, he aint having my lettuce! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles
He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now
Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion
He might just peacefully munch on your lettuce
Lots of nice green leaves in my garden he can nibble on, he aint having my lettuce! "
He might be fussy and only want your lettuce |
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Welcome back. If we're talking about being attacked by garden critters, I pushed up to Sainsbury's yesterday after sitting in the garden. At the checkout, I could feel a lump in the back of my shirt. It was a massive shield bug that must have been down my shirt for over an hour (time to push up, wait in the queue and do the shopping). It ended up on the floor in Sainsbury's |
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Well ..... first it was great.
Second the house is clean.
Third... I watched ALLLLLLLLL the shows.
Fourth.... I got totally fucking bored of Covid jokes being sent to my phone
Fifth .... I stare out of the window at people.
Sixth.... I lick windows
Seventh... I LOVE the fucking humongous queues at supermarkets where you can see people.
Eighth ....... I talk to people in the supermarket.
Ninth .... I try to abduct people from six feet
Tenth .... I smile at the postman.
Bleach spraying my steps and knockers n knobs..... Who'd have thought i'd have EVER have had the time..... eh ?
What did YOU do O.P. in the time you've been away ?
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Disclaimer ...... site wouldn't let me post kid nap but let me post abduct.... site needs a thesaurus.
Disclaimer 2. I meant postperson .....cos she's actually a short fat blonde woman, not a man....... sigh .... person .... post person. |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles
He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now
Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion
He might just peacefully munch on your lettuce
Lots of nice green leaves in my garden he can nibble on, he aint having my lettuce!
He might be fussy and only want your lettuce "
He can't have my lettuce |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ..... first it was great.
Second the house is clean.
Third... I watched ALLLLLLLLL the shows.
Fourth.... I got totally fucking bored of Covid jokes being sent to my phone
Fifth .... I stare out of the window at people.
Sixth.... I lick windows
Seventh... I LOVE the fucking humongous queues at supermarkets where you can see people.
Eighth ....... I talk to people in the supermarket.
Ninth .... I try to abduct people from six feet
Tenth .... I smile at the postman.
Bleach spraying my steps and knockers n knobs..... Who'd have thought i'd have EVER have had the time..... eh ?
What did YOU do O.P. in the time you've been away ?
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Got back to fitness mainly, the other stuff was dull |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down?
Welcome back wondered were u gone  "
Needed to have a break |
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