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You and the person above you wake up in a police car handcuffed together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Using three words only, what would you say to that person?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come here often?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Got the key?

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple over a year ago

Rochester

Wow! Now that's role play!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

wheres your towel?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/05/12 23:34:32]

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By *indylou47Woman over a year ago

BOLTON

Hello, hello, hello

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

oh not again

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

All your fault

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/05/12 23:35:54]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't me!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In yerown time

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple over a year ago

Rochester

"All your fault "

Tell that to the judge.

I am the judge she said!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shome mishtake, shurely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm nice pussy

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

that was FUNNNNNN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm all yours

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By *eamCouple over a year ago

Exeter

same time next week

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Shome mishtake, shurely?"

Obvioushly spchoken in your best Seen Ca

nary akshent?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shome mishtake, shurely?

Obvioushly spchoken in your best Seen Ca

nary akshent?

Yesh.

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By *partan_dMan over a year ago

????

Call me BRICKTOP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in there!

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By *eet_the_spartanMan over a year ago

Manchester

Oh, not again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh My God

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave us be....

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

where's our clothes

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

Oh! Hello vicar!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

same time tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the truncheon

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By *RS79Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Christ i have done well here! I Knew we should have paid for a room!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ i have done well here! I Knew we should have paid for a room! "

cheat! That's not 3 words!

Try again lol!

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By *RS79Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

suffer with Dyscalculia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"suffer with Dyscalculia"

Gizz ur dickiebow?

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By *RS79Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Swap ur hat

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By *illbillMan over a year ago

dublin

whats the time??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join us WPC?

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By *partan_dMan over a year ago

????

ITS A THRILLER....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am the arresting officer. I will be taking down your particulars. Assume the position.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that was great!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me sidways!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

aw for fucksake!

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By *ush_tushWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Through the keyhole!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yours or mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

scratch my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"scratch my arse

Lift a cheek.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the Camel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Morning darlings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/05/12 06:13:01]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pass the remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pass the remote"

Gizza shag first

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

Where's the fuzz

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Don't say anything...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't say anything...

A quick bj?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Don't say anything...

A quick bj?

yes please frockles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Arrested at Chams...*

Totally worth it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're the boss

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By *RS79Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

You have pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't say anything...

A quick bj?

yes please frockles

You have willy?

*cheats and types three more words*

I am shocked

*cheats again*

I would anyway

*and another three*

Fancy a shag?

*aaaannndd another threeeee* (I sounded like Bear Grylls in my head then

Op's gonna kill me

*....oh my, that was four words damn blast

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Don't say anything...

A quick bj?

yes please frockles

You have willy?

*cheats and types three more words*

I am shocked

*cheats again*

I would anyway

*and another three*

Fancy a shag?

*aaaannndd another threeeee* (I sounded like Bear Grylls in my head then

Op's gonna kill me

*....oh my, that was four words damn blast

suck my strapon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"suck my strapon

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she made me!!!!!

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By *oonytoonMan over a year ago

derby

Thanks again darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/05/12 08:47:35]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/05/12 08:47:35]"

You said what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the TV?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Now we're fucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where’s your clothes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no cloths needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loving the dogging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drop the soap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pickled Onion Flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It wasn't me

It was her!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It wasn't me

It was her!"

It was you

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Houdini was better..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Houdini was better.."

great night eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Houdini was better.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not again Sherlock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Precisely Dr Watson

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By *wanzMan over a year ago

Swansea

Same again tomorrow ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need a wee

Yours I beleve

I give up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Areya Brendan Rodgers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wheres the spade?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dicks Itchy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/05/12 01:06:16]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use rightguard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow big truncheon.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"My dicks Itchy

My pussy's Scratchy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

open wide, dear.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sausage, NOT BACON!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No obla ingles I

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What big headlights!

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I swear officers, it was him

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

What you done

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"What you done"

Jeez, you again????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you done

Jeez, you again????

Get in me

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"What you done

Jeez, you again????

Get in me

Ma'am, yes Ma'am

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"What you done

Jeez, you again????

Get in me

Ma'am, yes Ma'am

No suprise here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

undress or fancydress?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You all mine

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By *1dKingColeMan over a year ago

east london

"undress or fancydress?

In any dress!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

Pull my finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pull my finger

'not my finger...

Pull it harder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who's a psycho!?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"who's a psycho!?"

That's you Paddy

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's a psycho!?"

dissociative identity disorder???

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?"

we are indeedy

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?

we are indeedy

Is it Saturday?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"who's a psycho!?

dissociative identity disorder???

Hugh's on first

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?

we are indeedy

Is it Saturday?

No, I'm thirsty

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?

we are indeedy

Is it Saturday?

No, I'm thirsty

Got the voddy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's a psycho!?

dissociative identity disorder???

Hugh's on first

Thirst on...Hugh?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"who's a psycho!?

dissociative identity disorder???

Hugh's on first

Thirst on...Hugh?

Satisfy thirst here

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?

we are indeedy

Is it Saturday?

No, I'm thirsty

Got the voddy?"

Vodka Zulu, yummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What no chain?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/12 00:21:18]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's a psycho!?

dissociative identity disorder???

Hugh's on first

Thirst on...Hugh?

Satisfy thirst here

moisten with beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?

we are indeedy

Is it Saturday?

No, I'm thirsty

Got the voddy?

Vodka Zulu, yummy

What again lol x

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?

we are indeedy

Is it Saturday?

No, I'm thirsty

Got the voddy?

Vodka Zulu, yummy

What again lol x

To bed, you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's a psycho!?

That's you Paddy

We here again?

we are indeedy

Is it Saturday?

No, I'm thirsty

Got the voddy?

Vodka Zulu, yummy

What again lol x

To bed, you

Car or van? hahaha xx night night then hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tighten these cuffs

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

That big sir???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasnt me.!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

please don't fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How very rude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/12 10:47:31]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I SO WISH!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rodney you plonka!!

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By *obandruthCouple over a year ago

wolverhampton

sorry no blindfold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmmm handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im In Heaven lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...let me think ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

an interesting experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

d*unk & disorderly x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that was you

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"that was you

what we do?

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"that was you

what we do?"

Think you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was you

what we do?

Think you know"

cant quite remember

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....that was nice ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

likes wants wishes

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

suck my truncheon...

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By *luespartanMan over a year ago

crawley

mmm How did I get up here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ello ello ello

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