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over a year ago
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"Quadruple Rollover...
I've decided to win. What do you want ?
I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner  "
can i have a hot meal please    |
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"But lets face it .......most'll get fuck all if im honest
I will marry you and divorce you in a years time! We will have to come to a settlement!  "
Great and on this 'settlement' I will dig a large hole and in this hole..... |
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"Quadruple Rollover...
I've decided to win. What do you want ?
I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner can i have a hot meal please "
Are you a fiver or a tenner ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quadruple Rollover...
I've decided to win. What do you want ?
I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner can i have a hot meal please
Are you a fiver or a tenner ?"
two tenners |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But lets face it .......most'll get fuck all if im honest
I will marry you and divorce you in a years time! We will have to come to a settlement!
Great and on this 'settlement' I will dig a large hole and in this hole..... "
Anything that is yours will be mine and anything mine will stay mine. Would you marry me?  |
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"Quadruple Rollover...
I've decided to win. What do you want ?
I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner can i have a hot meal please
Are you a fiver or a tenner ?two tenners "
YOu've gone on the fuck all list for being greedy |
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"Literally just check my Lotto and guess what I'm still poor so this thread and just thought I better let you all know good luck"
Yeah but im winning tonights. I didn't win last nights so it must be me tonight |
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"Quadruple Rollover...
I've decided to win. What do you want ?
I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner I'd like a nice steak please "
Done...... with just a nice streak of marbled fat down the edge...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quadruple Rollover...
I've decided to win. What do you want ?
I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner can i have a hot meal please
Are you a fiver or a tenner ?two tenners
YOu've gone on the fuck all list for being greedy"
knew i would |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quadruple Rollover...
I've decided to win. What do you want ?
I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner I'd like a nice steak please
Done...... with just a nice streak of marbled fat down the edge...... "
Can I get a nice eye filler too. Cali and are having a dinner date tonight! |
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I'd ask for more as it's a quadruple rollover, but I don't want to be in the fuck it, aint getting any list.
My dopey son has just pulled the blinds of the wall.
If I've got a tenner then I can get a blind. It won't fit the window properly but it may block out my arse when bending over..What you say Granny, can that work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! 
Why do you need videos when you have me!
Have we met? "
We should have! Better late than never! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!
Why do you need videos when you have me!
Have we met?
We should have! Better late than never! "
But I don't like BBQ ribs.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! I've just dipped mine in Nutella
I don't want it now!"
omg you're so fussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!
Why do you need videos when you have me!
Have we met?
We should have! Better late than never!
But I don't like BBQ ribs.. "
What do you like? You can have whatever you want! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! I've just dipped mine in Nutella
I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy "
Glad I'm not like you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! I've just dipped mine in Nutella
I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy
Glad I'm not like you "
I'm fussy too not only would i never dip my wick in Nutella i wouldn't eat it either lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! I've just dipped mine in Nutella "
She is allergic to some kind of nuts. She is okay with mine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Self raising flour, then I can bake a cake to celebrate!!
I could do the baking for you. I am an experienced masturbator!
I meant master Baker! "
Ah but I am a novelty baker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! I've just dipped mine in Nutella
She is allergic to some kind of nuts. She is okay with mine! "
You wish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! I've just dipped mine in Nutella
I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy
Glad I'm not like you I'm fussy too not only would i never dip my wick in Nutella i wouldn't eat it either lol "
Your wick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! I've just dipped mine in Nutella
I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy
Glad I'm not like you I'm fussy too not only would i never dip my wick in Nutella i wouldn't eat it either lol
Your wick? "
She meant dip Nutella in her wick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos! I've just dipped mine in Nutella
I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy
Glad I'm not like you I'm fussy too not only would i never dip my wick in Nutella i wouldn't eat it either lol
Your wick? "
yes John Wick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?
I ain't sharing  sharing is caring
Guys, you two can share "
Nutella, you or your nutella immersed wick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?
I ain't sharing sharing is caring
Guys, you two can share "
share you....... wow what an offer exotic I'm in if you're in........ safety in numbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?
I ain't sharing sharing is caring
Guys, you two can share share you....... wow what an offer exotic I'm in if you're in........ safety in numbers "
I may share my Nutella as long as you're 2 metres away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?
I ain't sharing sharing is caring
Guys, you two can share share you....... wow what an offer exotic I'm in if you're in........ safety in numbers
I may share my Nutella as long as you're 2 metres away "
I am in. My Anaconda will come handy now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?
I ain't sharing sharing is caring
Guys, you two can share share you....... wow what an offer exotic I'm in if you're in........ safety in numbers
I may share my Nutella as long as you're 2 metres away "
really ok i can manage that |
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"But lets face it .......most'll get fuck all if im honest
I will marry you and divorce you in a years time! We will have to come to a settlement!
Great and on this 'settlement' I will dig a large hole and in this hole.....
Anything that is yours will be mine and anything mine will stay mine. Would you marry me? "
Course I would Ray but you'd have to kill me first.
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"I'd ask for more as it's a quadruple rollover, but I don't want to be in the fuck it, aint getting any list.
My dopey son has just pulled the blinds of the wall.
If I've got a tenner then I can get a blind. It won't fit the window properly but it may block out my arse when bending over..What you say Granny, can that work?"
Oh have a fucking blind then! Don't come back for anything else...... bloody hell. |
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"I'd ask for more as it's a quadruple rollover, but I don't want to be in the fuck it, aint getting any list.
My dopey son has just pulled the blinds of the wall.
If I've got a tenner then I can get a blind. It won't fit the window properly but it may block out my arse when bending over..What you say Granny, can that work?
Oh have a fucking blind then! Don't come back for anything else...... bloody hell."
Nice one Granny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quadruple Rollover...
I've decided to win. What do you want ?
I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner "
I'll have a silver membership renewal if that's cool with you |
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