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I said Burgled!
In these desperate apocalyptic times (slight exaggeration) you've shamefully decided to resort to gurgling a property in search of that elusive flour.
But being rather inept you find yourself in a zoo as the police surround the complex.
Quick, hide...but which animal pound will you be most disguised in and why?
Nose like a proboscis monkey? The obvious hung like a donkey? Or maybe you've piles hanging out that'll pass as a baboons rear? ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I would hide in the Snake pit so that if the police found me I would be found in the right company.
But seeing as this happens during 'apocalyptic times' I might only get a slap on the wrists or a bite in the bollocks? |
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"I will be a snake slitheting along the ground with my tongue out in search of my next prey..
I like snakes, what type?
A python.
Awww, I want a corn snake. They are do adorable"
They are. Bloody noisy though. Mine got moved out of my bedroom this month. Its a poor state of affairs when the only snake waking me up is a corn snake |
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I used to work in my local zoo and still have the uniform so I'd disguise myself as staff. In spirit of the game and as no barbers are open and my hairs getting longer I'll say monkey ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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" I said Burgled!
In these desperate apocalyptic times (slight exaggeration) you've shamefully decided to resort to gurgling a property in search of that elusive flour.
But being rather inept you find yourself in a zoo as the police surround the complex.
Quick, hide...but which animal pound will you be most disguised in and why?
Nose like a proboscis monkey? The obvious hung like a donkey? Or maybe you've piles hanging out that'll pass as a baboons rear? "
I'd hide in the Tiger enclosure. The coppers will never take me alive....Ha! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"I will be a snake slitheting along the ground with my tongue out in search of my next prey..
I like snakes, what type?
A python.
Awww, I want a corn snake. They are do adorable
They are. Bloody noisy though. Mine got moved out of my bedroom this month. Its a poor state of affairs when the only snake waking me up is a corn snake "
I had no idea they were noisy, what kind of noises do they make? I used to go to a pet shop that had baby corn snakes, they were so tiny they looked like boot laces lol |
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"I had no idea they were noisy, what kind of noises do they make? I used to go to a pet shop that had baby corn snakes, they were so tiny they looked like boot laces lol"
He's just very active, climbs up high and thumps down. Moves some of his accessories around. |
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"I had no idea they were noisy, what kind of noises do they make? I used to go to a pet shop that had baby corn snakes, they were so tiny they looked like boot laces lol
He's just very active, climbs up high and thumps down. Moves some of his accessories around. "
Its must be important for them to make home improvements I guess ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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