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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

is it a crumpet with no holes, would you like crumpet?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You know the fashion for food served on slates etc, well a Thinking Mans Crumpet is two of Warburtons finest served on a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know the fashion for food served on slates etc, well a Thinking Mans Crumpet is two of Warburtons finest served on a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary.

You're welcome."
Warburton do one wheel on your wagon and you'll keep rolling along

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

Rachel Riley and Suzie Dent boy would I love to be the filling in that sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rachel Riley and Suzie Dent boy would I love to be the filling in that sandwich

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yes i agree i saw the programme with jimmy carr the other night both looked very sexy

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By *vcarolTV/TS over a year ago

kilmarnockish

I saw Suzie Dent wearing glasses.... but then I get confused with Rachel’s boobs, if you watch the repeats then the live shows, there variable due to here pregnancy, so you can use them as a time line ....

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

It's a crumpet that you eat while being a man, holding it with one hand while the other strokes your chin and you look out of the window and muse on doing sex on intelligent people.

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"is it a crumpet with no holes, would you like crumpet?

Erm

Home made sourdough topped with smoked salmon,avocado and poached egg

Obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its Granny of course...

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman over a year ago

Bangor

"Its Granny of course..."

I'm guessing, no im hoping that meant to be granary not granny?

But of a quirky fetish there, eating granny every morning

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Emily Graslie of youtube fame. She is so adorable!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"It's a crumpet that you eat while being a man, holding it with one hand while the other strokes your chin and you look out of the window and muse on doing sex on intelligent people.

This.

Bonus points if you extend your little finger on the crumpet holding hand as if drinking tea from a china cup.

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Rachel Riley and Suzie Dent boy would I love to be the filling in that sandwich

yes i agree i saw the programme with jimmy carr the other night both looked very sexy

They’re both hot af for different reasons

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"I saw Suzie Dent wearing glasses.... but then I get confused with Rachel’s boobs, if you watch the repeats then the live shows, there variable due to here pregnancy, so you can use them as a time line ....

I’ve not seen. I need to check them out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its Granny of course...

I'm guessing, no im hoping that meant to be granary not granny?

But of a quirky fetish there, eating granny every morning "

Nah Granny Crumpet, she's one of the posters on here. She might turn up later...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rachel Riley and Suzie Dent boy would I love to be the filling in that sandwich

yes i agree i saw the programme with jimmy carr the other night both looked very sexy

They’re both hot af for different reasons

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yes hope they can both cook

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By *akbearMan over a year ago

Newbury

Racel Riley and Victoria Coren-Mitchell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would say Granny crumpet. She sounds funny and intelligent. She might be smoking hot too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is it a crumpet with no holes, would you like crumpet?

A three holed crumpet for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend is the thinking mans strumpet.

She’s a wonderfully posh kinda tart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would say Granny crumpet. She sounds funny and intelligent. She might be smoking hot too!

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ahhhh you'll have to butter her up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carol vorderman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Carol vorderman.

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i love carol although that advert shes in at the moment doesn't show her in a good light

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would say Granny crumpet. She sounds funny and intelligent. She might be smoking hot too!

ahhhh you'll have to butter her up

Do you mean lube her up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would say Granny crumpet. She sounds funny and intelligent. She might be smoking hot too!

ahhhh you'll have to butter her up

Do you mean lube her up?

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lube on a crumpet....... ahhhhhh i get it so it slides down easier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Natasha kaplinsky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diamond cougar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Original this comment was made about Joan Bakewell. When she hosted BBC 2 Late Night Lineup arts programme. Sort of intelectual Milf before that term was invented. I suppose Carol Vordiman and Victoria Coren would be my choices today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Victoria Mitchell and Susanna Reid. Buttered please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Victoria Mitchell and Susanna Reid. Buttered please.

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susannah seems a bit moody to me, great figure though

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Victoria Mitchell and Susanna Reid. Buttered please.

Definitely Victoria Coren Mitchell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Janet street porter and Germaine Greer

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Janet street porter and Germaine Greer

I like Germaine Greer but I dont fancy her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Janet street porter and Germaine Greer

I like Germaine Greer but I dont fancy her."
really cmon get yourself to specsavers now........ are they open? I mean seeing is important right?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Janet street porter and Germaine Greer

I like Germaine Greer but I dont fancy her.really cmon get yourself to specsavers now........ are they open? I mean seeing is important right?

I have better than 20:20 vision, apparently. She's just a bit old for me. Great woman though, feminism as it really aught to be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Janet street porter and Germaine Greer

I like Germaine Greer but I dont fancy her.really cmon get yourself to specsavers now........ are they open? I mean seeing is important right?

I have better than 20:20 vision, apparently. She's just a bit old for me. Great woman though, feminism as it really aught to be."
she actually likes men to

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