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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

I KNEW U WERE JESUS omg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Like what?

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Pitty you will never feel that weight on your shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Would you like me to take it off you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Pitty you will never feel that weight on your shoulders

Bloody Tory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

A portal to a functioning pub would be better

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?"

Like a Supermassive Black Hole?

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Pitty you will never feel that weight on your shoulders

Bloody Tory"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?"

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously "

All pussys are gate way to heaven. Well all the ones I've had were

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Wow that sounds like enlightenment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in

Like the woods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously

All pussys are gate way to heaven. Well all the ones I've had were "

So are we all dead rn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously

All pussys are gate way to heaven. Well all the ones I've had were

So are we all dead rn? "

You haven’t been in my vagina

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in

That wouldn’t be a terrible thing to get lost in to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in

Let me know if you need to send a search party in? I have a team of I, me and myself! We are search and found rescue specialists!

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Aha! Someone else who has hit the bottle on lockdown......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Aha! Someone else who has hit the bottle on lockdown......

I haven’t drank alcohol since December 2018 buddy

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

I hear you

My vagine is like a Grade 1 listed building.

Everyone wants to come in for a look around but few could afford to maintain my Priest Hole to English Heritage stanards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

I hear you

My vagine is like a Grade 1 listed building.

Everyone wants to come in for a look around but few could afford to maintain my Priest Hole to English Heritage stanards

God I adore you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Aha! Someone else who has hit the bottle on lockdown......

I haven’t drank alcohol since December 2018 buddy "

*bond*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

I hear you

My vagine is like a Grade 1 listed building.

Everyone wants to come in for a look around but few could afford to maintain my Priest Hole to English Heritage stanards

Can I have my wedding reception there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m so going to use that phrase on here at some point.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

How do you cope?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't believe in heaven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't believe in heaven."

Put your head in and take a peek!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously "

Like what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m so going to use that phrase on here at some point.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

How do you cope?

I just remind myself to stay humble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's humble. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in

Doubt that’s the case, but should it be so, I’d love to disappear in mysterious circumstances

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Did someone inform you of this in the girl chat thread

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I wonder, how good does one need to be to gain entry to the pearly flaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I wonder, how good does one need to be to gain entry to the pearly flaps?

Be sexy

You’ll do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I wonder, how good does one need to be to gain entry to the pearly flaps?

Be sexy

You’ll do

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