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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i want to go around the sheltered housing, shoving cucumbers through the letterboxes, shouting 'the aliens have landed'"
are you saying, that cucumbers are aliens???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i want to go around the sheltered housing, shoving cucumbers through the letterboxes, shouting 'the aliens have landed'
are you saying, that cucumbers are aliens??? "
Oh noes! What about the half-cucumber I've got in my fridge?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to lose weight before my back op so that I can get back to nights out and feeling confident as soon as possible 
... even me latex won't stretch this far  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"I also want to, lay naked on the sand and feel the sun tanning my skin, whilst being served cocktails by fit men in leather hot pants!  "
Hot sun, leather hot pants = sweaty bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also want to, lay naked on the sand and feel the sun tanning my skin, whilst being served cocktails by fit men in leather hot pants!
Hot sun, leather hot pants = sweaty bollocks "
didn't think of that! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I also want to, lay naked on the sand and feel the sun tanning my skin, whilst being served cocktails by fit men in leather hot pants!
Hot sun, leather hot pants = sweaty bollocks
didn't think of that! "
crotchless would do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also want to, lay naked on the sand and feel the sun tanning my skin, whilst being served cocktails by fit men in leather hot pants!
Hot sun, leather hot pants = sweaty bollocks
didn't think of that! crotchless would do "
what a good idea! Problem solved! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also want to, lay naked on the sand and feel the sun tanning my skin, whilst being served cocktails by fit men in leather hot pants!
Hot sun, leather hot pants = sweaty bollocks
didn't think of that! crotchless would do
what a good idea! Problem solved! just leaves a sweaty ring then   "
i will take wet wipes with me
oh it doesn't matter now! My dream is spoilt lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also want to, lay naked on the sand and feel the sun tanning my skin, whilst being served cocktails by fit men in leather hot pants!
Hot sun, leather hot pants = sweaty bollocks
didn't think of that! crotchless would do
what a good idea! Problem solved! just leaves a sweaty ring then
i will take wet wipes with me
oh it doesn't matter now! My dream is spoilt lol! sowwwwwwry il make it up to ya "
how?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Satisfy all the ladies on this site
They are forming an ordely queue even as we speak..."
You have a VIP pass to get you straight to the front of the queue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Satisfy all the ladies on this site
They are forming an ordely queue even as we speak...
You have a VIP pass to get you straight to the front of the queue"
can i have a pass too please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Satisfy all the ladies on this site
They are forming an ordely queue even as we speak...
You have a VIP pass to get you straight to the front of the queue
can i have a pass too please? "
Sure you can, just need to make sure all the others waiting in the queue don't cause a riot!!
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