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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fine, but there better not be any women with shaven heads there or I'll be keeping my clothes on, thankyouverymuch "
Well you’re not invited then, soz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna help but I’m not so much the serving kind. Could I greet people at the door?
Yes that would be perfect "
If someone isn’t on the guest list, they will get a very stern look before I let them in anyway because I don’t have the heart to turn away people. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need 4 ladies please.
One on each ball
One sucking the old fella
One I can eat pussy with
If you could all form an orderly line please  "
You not want a set of tits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men. Us women are here to serve you!
Who’s coming?
(Women, we need some of you troopers to sign up)
(Half entry for clique members)"
I dont like cliques so I'll pass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wanna help but I’m not so much the serving kind. Could I greet people at the door?
Yes that would be perfect
If someone isn’t on the guest list, they will get a very stern look before I let them in anyway because I don’t have the heart to turn away people. "
Only let the hot ones through if they aren’t on the guest list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need 4 ladies please.
One on each ball
One sucking the old fella
One I can eat pussy with
If you could all form an orderly line please
You not want a set of tits?"
Yes one for each hand! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Where do you want us QL?
Jo.Xx
On your knees 
We're old you know!! 
But whatever you say Queenie. 
Jo.Xx "
I’ll get some of that heat cream stuff, and a cushion for your knees xx |
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"Hold on a f.. second. Why are we serving?!
I feel the men deserve to have sex
Might as well tick of my random act of kindness for the day  "
Would you be so kind as to help an older woman on her knees?!
Jo.Xx |
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"Would have joined but pouted over half price for cliquettes.
I only go if I get in for free  "
You can come in with me for free seeing as I'm on the clique 
It's not like you're not already making me dinner lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd come but I'm to busy holding a greedy girl party over the street it's free admission all food and cake is free the men a waiting on the ladies in custom made aprons all the food you can eat all the drink you want a hot tub and no scales in sight clothing optional and we have a bbq and a cocktail bar |
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Where do you want us QL?
Jo.Xx
On your knees
We're old you know!!
But whatever you say Queenie.
Jo.Xx
I’ll get some of that heat cream stuff, and a cushion for your knees xx"
You're a Diamond Queenie! 
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd come but I'm to busy holding a greedy girl party over the street it's free admission all food and cake is free the men a waiting on the ladies in custom made aprons all the food you can eat all the drink you want a hot tub and no scales in sight clothing optional and we have a bbq and a cocktail bar "
Cool have fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would have joined but pouted over half price for cliquettes.
I only go if I get in for free
You can come in with me for free seeing as I'm on the clique
It's not like you're not already making me dinner lol "
See above, i pouted my way in for free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hold on a f.. second. Why are we serving?!
I feel the men deserve to have sex
Might as well tick of my random act of kindness for the day
Would you be so kind as to help an older woman on her knees?!
Jo.Xx "
I was just thinking how I could offer some comfort.. I might reach between;-))   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna help but I’m not so much the serving kind. Could I greet people at the door?
Yes that would be perfect
If someone isn’t on the guest list, they will get a very stern look before I let them in anyway because I don’t have the heart to turn away people. "
I’m taking a commission on every entry fee. Hustlers gotta hustle |
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"I'd come but I'm to busy holding a greedy girl party over the street it's free admission all food and cake is free the men a waiting on the ladies in custom made aprons all the food you can eat all the drink you want a hot tub and no scales in sight clothing optional and we have a bbq and a cocktail bar "
Am I sensing a competition here on who’s party is better |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Will there be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog?
A
Would you like there to be?"
Of course.
It's not a party without one.
You'll need nibbles and snacks to keep energy levels up.
And the cocktail sticks could come in handy......
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am happy to hose down the ones who need cooling down
You’re a superstar x"
Maybe I just enjoy the look of slippery bodies dont blame me for getting overexcited about my task |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog?
A
Would you like there to be?
Of course.
It's not a party without one.
You'll need nibbles and snacks to keep energy levels up.
And the cocktail sticks could come in handy......
A"
Then yes, of course
And of course there will be nibbles and snacks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd come but I'm to busy holding a greedy girl party over the street it's free admission all food and cake is free the men a waiting on the ladies in custom made aprons all the food you can eat all the drink you want a hot tub and no scales in sight clothing optional and we have a bbq and a cocktail bar
Am I sensing a competition here on who’s party is better "
Well your here at this party at mo so seems you have made your mind you lol |
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"Hold on a f.. second. Why are we serving?!
I feel the men deserve to have sex
Might as well tick of my random act of kindness for the day
Would you be so kind as to help an older woman on her knees?!
Jo.Xx
I was just thinking how I could offer some comfort.. I might reach between;-)) "
I know where I'd be comfortable!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uhhh can I be part of the entertainment
Can you sing?
I can sing like an angel  "
I'll come to this one if youre here.
Then maybe we can have our own after party? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hold on a f.. second. Why are we serving?!
I feel the men deserve to have sex
Might as well tick of my random act of kindness for the day
Would you be so kind as to help an older woman on her knees?!
Jo.Xx
I was just thinking how I could offer some comfort.. I might reach between;-))
I know where I'd be comfortable!
Jo.Xx "
I'm squishy and cosy for sure
I think we might get bit distracted... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd come but I'm to busy holding a greedy girl party over the street it's free admission all food and cake is free the men a waiting on the ladies in custom made aprons all the food you can eat all the drink you want a hot tub and no scales in sight clothing optional and we have a bbq and a cocktail bar
Am I sensing a competition here on who’s party is better
Well your here at this party at mo so seems you have made your mind you lol"
Move one party to a different day. Its really simple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd come but I'm to busy holding a greedy girl party over the street it's free admission all food and cake is free the men a waiting on the ladies in custom made aprons all the food you can eat all the drink you want a hot tub and no scales in sight clothing optional and we have a bbq and a cocktail bar
Am I sensing a competition here on who’s party is better
Well your here at this party at mo so seems you have made your mind you lol
Move one party to a different day. Its really simple."
mines been going for hours now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I order food here without being looked down on?
you take things too seriously"
Being told I cant order a fake take away is more annoying then being told I cant order an actual take away |
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"Uhhh can I be part of the entertainment
Can you sing?
I can sing like an angel
I'll come to this one if youre here.
Then maybe we can have our own after party?"
I will gladly put on a private performance for you POF and defo have our own after party |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I order food here without being looked down on?
you take things too seriously
Being told I cant order a fake take away is more annoying then being told I cant order an actual take away"
Sorry my party was all foos supplied I couldn't have people paying for a take away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uhhh can I be part of the entertainment
Can you sing?
I can sing like an angel
I'll come to this one if youre here.
Then maybe we can have our own after party?
I will gladly put on a private performance for you POF and defo have our own after party "
God damn right I'm coming to this party |
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"I'd come but I'm to busy holding a greedy girl party over the street it's free admission all food and cake is free the men a waiting on the ladies in custom made aprons all the food you can eat all the drink you want a hot tub and no scales in sight clothing optional and we have a bbq and a cocktail bar
Am I sensing a competition here on who’s party is better
Well your here at this party at mo so seems you have made your mind you lol"
Merge them both and everyone’s happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uhhh can I be part of the entertainment
Can you sing?
I can sing like an angel
I'll come to this one if youre here.
Then maybe we can have our own after party?
I will gladly put on a private performance for you POF and defo have our own after party "
Speaking of which we need some music..
https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8
It's getting hot in here..  |
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"Hold on a f.. second. Why are we serving?!
I feel the men deserve to have sex
Might as well tick of my random act of kindness for the day
Would you be so kind as to help an older woman on her knees?!
Jo.Xx
I was just thinking how I could offer some comfort.. I might reach between;-))
I know where I'd be comfortable!
Jo.Xx
I'm squishy and cosy for sure
I think we might get bit distracted..."
I have to go to the kitchen to cook some food, come with me!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I order food here without being looked down on?
I’ll get in on that with you
What do you fancy? I fancy a Chinese"
I fancy frisky fuck. Sorry meant crispy duck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hold on a f.. second. Why are we serving?!
I feel the men deserve to have sex
Might as well tick of my random act of kindness for the day
Would you be so kind as to help an older woman on her knees?!
Jo.Xx
I was just thinking how I could offer some comfort.. I might reach between;-))
I know where I'd be comfortable!
Jo.Xx
I'm squishy and cosy for sure
I think we might get bit distracted...
I have to go to the kitchen to cook some food, come with me!
Jo.Xx "
Are you wearing one of those way too short aprons by any chance? |
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After reviewing my feedback I do indeed need 6 ladies.
One on each ball
One sucking the old fella
One I can eat pussy with
One lady for each hand so I can feel her tits
If you could all form an orderly line please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After reviewing my feedback I do indeed need 6 ladies.
One on each ball
One sucking the old fella
One I can eat pussy with
One lady for each hand so I can feel her tits
If you could all form an orderly line please"
Which one would I be more useful for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I order food here without being looked down on?
I’ll get in on that with you
What do you fancy? I fancy a Chinese
I fancy frisky fuck. Sorry meant crispy duck. "
The deliver driver here is quite tasty, I think we could get something off the menu |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a dress code?
Yes. Everyone must wear white. We are angels
I may look like sperm if I wear white!  "
Do you want to have sex with us hotties or not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a dress code?
Yes. Everyone must wear white. We are angels "
Me and Jo are are wearing white aprons. Teeny tiny ones..
Maybe white corset too but sorry D. I'm not tanned. Damn it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a dress code?
Yes. Everyone must wear white. We are angels
I may look like sperm if I wear white!
Do you want to have sex with us hotties or not?"
Can I watch you girls having sex? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a dress code?
Yes. Everyone must wear white. We are angels
Me and Jo are are wearing white aprons. Teeny tiny ones..
Maybe white corset too but sorry D. I'm not tanned. Damn it. "
Have you seen my skin?! I don’t need to wear clothes and everyone will think I’m wearing white |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a dress code?
Yes. Everyone must wear white. We are angels
I may look like sperm if I wear white!
Do you want to have sex with us hotties or not?
Can I watch you girls having sex? "
You still need to wear white |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m thinking this is a trap, an ambush...
But fuck it I’ll take my chance, I’ll arrive with food and wine and enter "
Why would it be any of that?!
Us gals are here for whatever the men want |
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"I’m thinking this is a trap, an ambush...
But fuck it I’ll take my chance, I’ll arrive with food and wine and enter
Why would it be any of that?!
Us gals are here for whatever the men want"
I want to play with some boobs |
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"Is there a dress code?
Yes. Everyone must wear white. We are angels
Me and Jo are are wearing white aprons. Teeny tiny ones..
Maybe white corset too but sorry D. I'm not tanned. Damn it. "
You don't have to be tanned!!
He said you could wear odd colours for him!
Jo.Xx |
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"I’m thinking this is a trap, an ambush...
But fuck it I’ll take my chance, I’ll arrive with food and wine and enter
Why would it be any of that?!
Us gals are here for whatever the men want"
Are there limits? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m thinking this is a trap, an ambush...
But fuck it I’ll take my chance, I’ll arrive with food and wine and enter
Why would it be any of that?!
Us gals are here for whatever the men want
I want to play with some boobs "
And boobs you shall play with |
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"Uhhh can I be part of the entertainment
Can you sing?
I can sing like an angel
I'll come to this one if youre here.
Then maybe we can have our own after party?
I will gladly put on a private performance for you POF and defo have our own after party
Speaking of which we need some music..
https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8
It's getting hot in here.. "
I can definitely feel the heat rising in here |
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"After reviewing my feedback I do indeed need 6 ladies.
One on each ball
One sucking the old fella
One I can eat pussy with
One lady for each hand so I can feel her tits
If you could all form an orderly line please
Which one would I be more useful for?"
Probably for sucking my cock just to shut you up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After reviewing my feedback I do indeed need 6 ladies.
One on each ball
One sucking the old fella
One I can eat pussy with
One lady for each hand so I can feel her tits
If you could all form an orderly line please
Which one would I be more useful for?
Probably for sucking my cock just to shut you up "
Seems fair |
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"Spat my tea ..
Oh I definitely need servicing. Tending to. Call it whatever.
Volunteers.
*waves hand......
I dont think you would be just waving it"
Well...... I'm here to pander to your every whim.
At your service M'lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear me, no thanks
WidowDad is doing another party you may be interested in
No thanks to that either
Ah. He’ll be gutted
You don’t believe that any more than I do "
I do believe it. He wants everyone at his party! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I gotta ask
Do people know this is make believe yeah?
She gives with one hand and takes away with the other "
If I could make it a reality, I would!
Everyone is so bloody far away from me. Doubt any of you would travel to scotland just to see me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I gotta ask
Do people know this is make believe yeah?
She gives with one hand and takes away with the other
If I could make it a reality, I would!
Everyone is so bloody far away from me. Doubt any of you would travel to scotland just to see me "
.I dont know, my cars pretty good on fuel |
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"I gotta ask
Do people know this is make believe yeah?
She gives with one hand and takes away with the other
If I could make it a reality, I would!
Everyone is so bloody far away from me. Doubt any of you would travel to scotland just to see me "
I have a company van and fuel card |
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