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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley

On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

What filthy shananigans have you couples got planned for the weekend ?

And you singles what are you doing to accommodate the horn ?

I’m as horny as a dog

I’m like a little terrier

Humping cushions and strangers legs

Only sexy ones mind

I’m a classy dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's a classy dog. ^

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"He's a classy dog. ^"

^ He knows his classy dogs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's a classy dog. ^

^ He knows his classy dogs"

Like a Poodle? They are posh classy dogs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More a chihuahua hes happy but gets carried around in a posh bird bag

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

About a 1. I'm too tired.

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"He's a classy dog. ^"

Just trying a little light hearted humour why have a dog fella ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

What filthy shananigans have you couples got planned for the weekend ?

And you singles what are you doing to accommodate the horn ?

I’m as horny as a dog

I’m like a little terrier

Humping cushions and strangers legs

Only sexy ones mind

I’m a classy dog "

Not as classy as me ya pup lol

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

What filthy shananigans have you couples got planned for the weekend ?

And you singles what are you doing to accommodate the horn ?

I’m as horny as a dog

I’m like a little terrier

Humping cushions and strangers legs

Only sexy ones mind

I’m a classy dog

Not as classy as me ya pup lol "

I think you’d be suprised dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

What filthy shananigans have you couples got planned for the weekend ?

And you singles what are you doing to accommodate the horn ?

I’m as horny as a dog

I’m like a little terrier

Humping cushions and strangers legs

Only sexy ones mind

I’m a classy dog

Not as classy as me ya pup lol

I think you’d be suprised dog "

Yer in Barnsley...

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Definitely 1 my mojo is happily in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another ‘meh’ day for me

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

What filthy shananigans have you couples got planned for the weekend ?

And you singles what are you doing to accommodate the horn ?

I’m as horny as a dog

I’m like a little terrier

Humping cushions and strangers legs

Only sexy ones mind

I’m a classy dog

Not as classy as me ya pup lol

I think you’d be suprised dog

Yer in Barnsley..."

I’m not actually I live in barnsley that’s where my house is but I’m currently in the south of France working on a superyacht but just my home town sir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

What filthy shananigans have you couples got planned for the weekend ?

And you singles what are you doing to accommodate the horn ?

I’m as horny as a dog

I’m like a little terrier

Humping cushions and strangers legs

Only sexy ones mind

I’m a classy dog

Not as classy as me ya pup lol

I think you’d be suprised dog

Yer in Barnsley...

I’m not actually I live in barnsley that’s where my house is but I’m currently in the south of France working on a superyacht but just my home town sir "

(Scratches chin...)

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m about a 9

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not really tbh.

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

What filthy shananigans have you couples got planned for the weekend ?

And you singles what are you doing to accommodate the horn ?

I’m as horny as a dog

I’m like a little terrier

Humping cushions and strangers legs

Only sexy ones mind

I’m a classy dog

Not as classy as me ya pup lol

I think you’d be suprised dog

Yer in Barnsley...

I’m not actually I live in barnsley that’s where my house is but I’m currently in the south of France working on a superyacht but just my home town sir

(Scratches chin...)"

And what would you mean by that ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

"

That depends on what I think about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not at all right now

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Comes and goes. I've had dry spells before, no big deal.

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"I’m about a 9 "

Oooo someone needs to give you what you need after lockdown has passed

I’m sure you’ll have lots of volunteers

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"On a scale of 1to10 how horny are you ...?

That depends on what I think about "

Kissing ?

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Comes and goes. I've had dry spells before, no big deal."

Me too

Haha bloody king ones

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By *oneyBear100Couple  over a year ago

Gatwick area

Tonight after a full week at work both it's a 3-4.

Tomorrow though, that's a whole other ball park.

Mrs wants a cheeky photo session and a fair idea of where that will lead (to not many photos).

Need an extra pair of hands or two when we can to get some couple shots though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I’m currently in the south of France working on a superyacht "

*on the Rochdale canal...

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Tonight after a full week at work both it's a 3-4.

Tomorrow though, that's a whole other ball park.

Mrs wants a cheeky photo session and a fair idea of where that will lead (to not many photos).

Need an extra pair of hands or two when we can to get some couple shots though!"

I’d offer to be the extra pair of hands , photographer to help but I think I’ll be too far away

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


" I’m currently in the south of France working on a superyacht

*on the Rochdale canal..."

Believe what you want pal

I and a fair few friends know

I am living the dream but that’s something you’ll only ever dream about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I’m currently in the south of France working on a superyacht

*on the Rochdale canal...

Believe what you want pal

I and a fair few friends know

I am living the dream but that’s something you’ll only ever dream about "

Ahh I'm only havin a laugh with yous ...

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Im up and down, about a 7 on average.

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


" I’m currently in the south of France working on a superyacht

*on the Rochdale canal...

Believe what you want pal

I and a fair few friends know

I am living the dream but that’s something you’ll only ever dream about

Ahh I'm only havin a laugh with yous ..."

That’s good it’s didn’t sound like you was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been from 1 to 11 this week. Ahh to arghhh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I’m currently in the south of France working on a superyacht

*on the Rochdale canal...

Believe what you want pal

I and a fair few friends know

I am living the dream but that’s something you’ll only ever dream about

Ahh I'm only havin a laugh with yous ...

That’s good it’s didn’t sound like you was "

Nah I was only fucking around pal. My sense of humour is dry as fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh another 6 today. I can cope with this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably a 3. I've had a Traumatic week with work. I'm stressed. I'm still missing someone who hurt me lots. So my usual off the scale horn levels are ridiculousy low

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Ooh another 6 today. I can cope with this "

It’s when it gets passed 7 that it naturally creeps higher and higher

Just had a quick look at your pictures mines had a quick jump up this morning so thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About a 1 for both of us, this lockdown has killed our labido

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About a 2.....I get the odd flicker but have zero chance of getting any fun, so it dies off pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About a 9

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman  over a year ago

Bangor

I'm a 9 or 10 every morning but as day goes on I mellow out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

8-9 all day with the odd rises to a 10 throughout the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh another 6 today. I can cope with this

It’s when it gets passed 7 that it naturally creeps higher and higher

Just had a quick look at your pictures mines had a quick jump up this morning so thank you "

You're welcome Here's hoping for another 6 as its my day off

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"I'm a 9 or 10 every morning but as day goes on I mellow out "

I’ve been waking up with the morning wood and just semi’s throughout the day constant horn

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Ooh another 6 today. I can cope with this

It’s when it gets passed 7 that it naturally creeps higher and higher

Just had a quick look at your pictures mines had a quick jump up this morning so thank you

You're welcome Here's hoping for another 6 as its my day off "

Make the most of your day off

Love to chat sometime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a 9 or 10 every morning but as day goes on I mellow out

I’ve been waking up with the morning wood and just semi’s throughout the day constant horn "

Seems to be the corona way! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could go either way this morning...

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By *ong_John2333Man  over a year ago

Birmingham

Its always rising with a morning browse of the forums and forumites

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By *rafficvanMan  over a year ago

Middletown

About 10 everyday wanking! At least twice most days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could go either way this morning... "

I know what way I’d like to see it go..

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By *rafficvanMan  over a year ago

Middletown


"About a 1 for both of us, this lockdown has killed our labido "
. Mrs F lovely photos that arse to wOw worship

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could go either way this morning...

I know what way I’d like to see it go.. "

Oh the rictor scale is inching up gradually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could go either way this morning...

I know what way I’d like to see it go..

Oh the rictor scale is inching up gradually "

The Richter scale because there’s gonna be quakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

11

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"About a 1 for both of us, this lockdown has killed our labido . Mrs F lovely photos that arse to wOw worship "

Thank you

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By *ong_John2333Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Could go either way this morning...

I know what way I’d like to see it go..

Oh the rictor scale is inching up gradually "

Its not the only thing that is inching up gradually

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Could go either way this morning... "

Hopefully the horn is the way

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"11"

Boooom

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I am horny all days so 9/10 with the 1 knocked through general living (meals, netflix, tech work, gardening).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10/10 for the last few days. Especially due to a certain fabbers wet t-shirt pic.

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By *mberWoman  over a year ago

Preston

It's fluctuating between about 5 and 26 depending on what I'm doing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's fluctuating between about 5 and 26 depending on what I'm doing!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A weeks sleep would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beyond 10! Longest I have ever gone without so much as a man touch me. The struggle is real!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beyond 10! Longest I have ever gone without so much as a man touch me. The struggle is real!! "

I feel that I need to help you. Taking one for the team!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Minus 5.

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"It's fluctuating between about 5 and 26 depending on what I'm doing!"

I wonder what gets you upto 26

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beyond 10! Longest I have ever gone without so much as a man touch me. The struggle is real!!

I feel that I need to help you. Taking one for the team! "

Get on a plane then!!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Beyond 10! Longest I have ever gone without so much as a man touch me. The struggle is real!!

I feel that I need to help you. Taking one for the team!

Get on a plane then!! "

From Auckland that's more than one plane

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London

Climbing the walls at the moment...definitely 9.5/10.

I'm worried the housemate will start to look attractive soon!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I can’t even muster up enough enthusiasm to get me on the scale at 0 right now

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"I can’t even muster up enough enthusiasm to get me on the scale at 0 right now "

Sorry to hear that sandy

Fingers crossed the mojo returns with vengeance soon

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By *mberWoman  over a year ago

Preston


"It's fluctuating between about 5 and 26 depending on what I'm doing!

I wonder what gets you upto 26 "

I don't even know. It just appears in a wave and then subsides. I've dealt with it. It's back at a manageable level now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can’t even muster up enough enthusiasm to get me on the scale at 0 right now "

Ohh Sandy. Fancy an ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

4. Been for a run. That helped.

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

For me it’s not so much being horny. It’s more lacking good adult company and banter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ok i lied its 35.6

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

5 today. Lowest it’s been in a long time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beyond 10! Longest I have ever gone without so much as a man touch me. The struggle is real!!

I feel that I need to help you. Taking one for the team!

Get on a plane then!! "

Let's meet half way!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"2"

Well your legs and bum cranked mine up again

So thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2

Well your legs and bum cranked mine up again

So thanks x "

Glad to be of assistance

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley

You sure are !

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

.

On a good day I'm about minus 7

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By *em_mberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"On a good day I'm about minus 7"

Shit!

Someone needs to warm you up before you get frosty

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