Buy two broom handles and a pair of marigolds.
Fill the marigolds with jelly and tie to the end of a broom handle.
Frig your meet silly with one.
She'll insert a cheeky with the other.
Sorted.
Spare set of gloves for the illusion of a threesome.
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G-Crumps nails it again.
You should have your own show Crumpster
Just need to tell you, my phone recognises your name. I type G- and the middle button knows it's you!
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