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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why have you? Suddenly got your cock out?

Using it as a sundial?

Fellow fabbers, what novel uses could you come up with for it?

The more bizzare/inventive/unique the better?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage "

It's ok, noone wants to play with me anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tooth pick

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Oh nice. I approve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rolling pin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reckon it would make a decent Karaoke microphone

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I could use it as a place to store a couple of Polo Mints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reckon it would make a decent Karaoke microphone"

Would you sing into for me?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage "

Shame that...it's a bit like putting baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage

It's ok, noone wants to play with me anyway

tut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reckon it would make a decent Karaoke microphone

Would you sing into for me?

I’ll certainly get a tune out of it

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I do like a good vein showing on a straight cock, well done

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I thought he was teasing me with it the big flirt

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By *edHeadedFunWoman over a year ago

Didsbury

My gin & tonic could do with a good stir, have ran out of straws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is willy out Wednesday

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

A stalagmite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would. Looks like my dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A flagpole, its St Georges Day tmrw!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rod puppet

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Reckon it would make a decent Karaoke microphone"

Anyone fancy a game of horseshoes.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Storage for a dozen ring donuts.

*ok 8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cock isn’t just for lockdown you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blimey it's picture perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cock isn’t just for lockdown you know

Ooh I might have it for Christmas! Dip it in chocolate, wrap in foil and call it Santa, he brings his own sack and empties it here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cock isn’t just for lockdown you know

Ooh I might have it for Christmas! Dip it in chocolate, wrap in foil and call it Santa, he brings his own sack and empties it here!

be careful.

could be mr hanky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage

It's ok, noone wants to play with me anyway

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Let's be honest, as dicks go, it's a mighty fine example. I say St George should stay on full display, Mr M

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's be honest, as dicks go, it's a mighty fine example. I say St George should stay on full display, Mr M

I’ll get him a little flag to wear for the occasion

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Throw a blanket over it and make a den?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If we put a blonde wig on it it could be president of the USA

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let's be honest, as dicks go, it's a mighty fine example. I say St George should stay on full display, Mr M

I’ll get him a little flag to wear for the occasion

Leave it a week and decorate as a Maypole?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Storage for a dozen ring donuts.

*ok 8

Or the new Yumnuts

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well I don't often say this but that's a beautiful specimen of a cock. Thick, straight and a vein

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

With a cock and body like that, I don’t mind being sent a cock pic!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Let's be honest, as dicks go, it's a mighty fine example. I say St George should stay on full display, Mr M

I’ll get him a little flag to wear for the occasion

Oh you should, maybe a celebratory little hat too?! It's a damn nice looking dick you have there, for definite

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I’m quite impressed.

I actually commented about it in another thread and then saw this one.

That’s a good looking penis

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"Why have you? Suddenly got your cock out?

Using it as a sundial?

Fellow fabbers, what novel uses could you come up with for it?

The more bizzare/inventive/unique the better?

Tomorrow challenge I’d say

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I would use it to tickle my ovaries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bookmark.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage "

Glad I caught it. Handsome cannon, fella.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"If we put a blonde wig on it it could be president of the USA "

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