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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Because things are tough for some of us all right now, I’m trying to be as unserious as possible.
So, what are the biggest threats facing our modern world?
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE! |
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"Moths 
I have a phobia of tiger moths so definitely in agreement with this! They’re going to take over the world some day! x Viv x"
Ah cool. I quite like tiger moths, even though they are just a biplane trainer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Badly applied makeup. "
Nooooo!! That can not be allowed to happen! We must all act without haste and stop this travesty from carrying on. There’s been a lockdown, there’s no excuse for it anymore- tutorials!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad shoes/footwear! When you see people and they’re clothing looks nice, they’ve made an effort with their hair etc, and then you see the footwear  Stilettos that need re-heeling, scuffs to brogues, dirty trainers, the list goes on. There’s no need! How can we exist as a society when this continues to happen? How can they not notice, when they’re likely to have looked down at their feet before putting them on?
That and moles! They’re up to something, destabilising the very earth we live on, with their underground tunnels and their covert night time operations! Don’t trust Wind in the Willows- they’re ruthless! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"kangaroos.
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You know they hide their weapons in those pouches! Skilled in gorilla warfare...that’s right- gorilla! Not guerilla, but actual gorillas who have been raising, and training, an army of animals, across the continents, in tactical warfare, to take over the world- kangaroos included! xx |
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"Badly applied makeup.
Nooooo!! That can not be allowed to happen! We must all act without haste and stop this travesty from carrying on. There’s been a lockdown, there’s no excuse for it anymore- tutorials!! xx"
Robert Welsh to the rescue! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Squirrels.
You wait. Once all the parks and open spaces are back open you'll see that they number in the billions.
They'll be ripping the faces off people with their teeth and claws and removing the nuts from men to hoard in tree houses.
You heard it here first. 
A |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Everyone seems to have forgotten about the chemicals they are putting in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay
Dihydrogen monoxide! "
That's what those 5g towers give off......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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kangaroos pass on drug from its pouch to the koala.
the koala climbs the tree and passes the drugs to the hawk.
the hawk then drops the drugs in mid-air to the gorilla mountains.
then the gorilla picks up the drugs and runs like a rugby player through the jungle to the crocodile.
the crocodile then takes the drugs and goes underwater till he reaches the beach.
then at the beach an army of ants take the drugs and carries them to treatment works.
then a dog finds the drugs and takes them to the cat.
the cat then opens the drugs and pours them into the water supply.
then women get shit loads of dick pics. |
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"Everyone seems to have forgotten about the chemicals they are putting in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay
Dihydrogen monoxide!
That's what those 5g towers give off......
A"
Someone tweeted that they work in 5g and hadn't noticed he'd accidentally switched settings from make everyone gay to give corona |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Everyone seems to have forgotten about the chemicals they are putting in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay
Dihydrogen monoxide!
That's what those 5g towers give off......
A
Someone tweeted that they work in 5g and hadn't noticed he'd accidentally switched settings from make everyone gay to give corona"
And this is why you always put red tape over certain switches when operating doomsday devices and planning global domination.
Frigging amateurs...... 
A |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for these. I’ll be compiling a list based on this thread to produce to the government when I argue why lockdown should be ended early.
I think there are some pretty serious threats we’re facing that we need to prioritise.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Emus. Scary motherfuckers. Won a battle against the Australian army.
(Although if it'd been cassowaries it would have been much worse )"
Can they swim? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mutant Bad Attitude Poodles from Mars...be afraid, be very afraid
Do you mean men? Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. If you mean men, I agree they’re a HUGE threat
No, I mean poodles. I love men "
That’s how they get you. Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because things are tough for some of us all right now, I’m trying to be as unserious as possible.
So, what are the biggest threats facing our modern world?
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE! "
Great comedy line from dad's army |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gail Platt
Her immortality scares me
She has always just had a weird look about her, it’s timeless
I agree, a huge threat"
Awful isn’t she,
Also spawned David Platt  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Gail Platt
Her immortality scares me
She has always just had a weird look about her, it’s timeless
I agree, a huge threat
Awful isn’t she,
Also spawned David Platt "
Aka, Satan incarnate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gail Platt
Her immortality scares me
She has always just had a weird look about her, it’s timeless
I agree, a huge threat
Awful isn’t she,
Also spawned David Platt
Aka, Satan incarnate "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !! "
I’m lucky, have a box of vintage ones in my shed, plus gas masks, uv body paints, and wedding dresses (amongst other things)...I’ll be prepared for any threat (and look fabulous doing it, haha) x Viv x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!
I’m lucky, have a box of vintage ones in my shed, plus gas masks, uv body paints, and wedding dresses (amongst other things)...I’ll be prepared for any threat (and look fabulous doing it, haha) x Viv x"
Someone’s prepared for the apocalypse.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!
I’m lucky, have a box of vintage ones in my shed, plus gas masks, uv body paints, and wedding dresses (amongst other things)...I’ll be prepared for any threat (and look fabulous doing it, haha) x Viv x
Someone’s prepared for the apocalypse.
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Always best to be prepared! And people have mocked my eclectic stock in the shed. In the end it will be models and photographers who survive the apocalypse (hoarders too!) Haha xx |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!
I’m lucky, have a box of vintage ones in my shed, plus gas masks, uv body paints, and wedding dresses (amongst other things)...I’ll be prepared for any threat (and look fabulous doing it, haha) x Viv x
Someone’s prepared for the apocalypse.
Always best to be prepared! And people have mocked my eclectic stock in the shed. In the end it will be models and photographers who survive the apocalypse (hoarders too!) Haha xx"
Wish I had filled my shed with kinky stuff and not wellys and lawnmowers , can I borrow a wedding dress ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!
I’m lucky, have a box of vintage ones in my shed, plus gas masks, uv body paints, and wedding dresses (amongst other things)...I’ll be prepared for any threat (and look fabulous doing it, haha) x Viv x
Someone’s prepared for the apocalypse.
Always best to be prepared! And people have mocked my eclectic stock in the shed. In the end it will be models and photographers who survive the apocalypse (hoarders too!) Haha xx
Wish I had filled my shed with kinky stuff and not wellys and lawnmowers , can I borrow a wedding dress ? "
Haha, sure, when the apocalypse comes I can kit a survival gang out in any type of outfit. Have a little shed for the practical stuff, no wellies though- newrocks for everything, haha xx |
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