Find the hottest female I could and ask her if she wouldnt mind awfully if it wasnt too much trouble and if she wasnt too busy tying me to her bed and shagging the shit out of me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d give birth and feed my baby from my busom.

It’s the only two things I can’t do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d give birth and feed my baby from my busom.

It’s the only two things I can’t do."
can you play with your clit? Fill a bra? Park badly?

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By *owithflow321Man over a year ago

Molesey

The fun you could have knowing what we know at a certain age xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reject men, whether I like them or not."

Haha!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

What's the female equivalent of whirling ones cock around while making helicopter noises ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d give birth and feed my baby from my busom.

It’s the only two things I can’t do. can you play with your clit? Fill a bra? Park badly?

I can wank

I can wear a bra if I so desire and just yesterday I reversed my van into a postbox.

A big bright _ed postbox

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Come on guys what would you do if you could be a woman for a day?

I'd fantasise about owning a penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Figure out what is so hard about doing the house work

I don't wanna be in your shoes!!"

House work is easy. I don't see what the issue is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think I'd be shoving every household object that would fit in my newly found pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, put it thus way, i wouldn't be leaving the house for the whole day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find the hottest female I could and ask her if she wouldnt mind awfully if it wasnt too much trouble and if she wasnt too busy tying me to her bed and shagging the shit out of me?"

This ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stand in front of the mirror pushing my boobs together

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

Make a sammich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'd be shoving every household object that would fit in my newly found pussy "

I think you'd do that for about 60 seconds and then realise it's a terrible idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d give birth and feed my baby from my busom.

It’s the only two things I can’t do."

Not only would being a woman for a day be a miracle, but what a gestation period. And think how confused the child would be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the female equivalent of whirling ones cock around while making helicopter noises ?"

You can do a double one with your boobs?

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

This is weird, today I was musing over the song, “if I was a boy and flicked it,

Went something like.

If I was a girl....

Just for a day.

I’d get my tits out Tuesday and play with them slowly all day.

If I was a girl.

Just for a day.

I’d put a simple question up, which of you really wants me to play?

If I was a girl

Just for a day.

I would tease the men relentless until, one then offe_ed to pay.

Go on fellow males give it ago.

“If I was girl”.

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By *aybr3Man over a year ago

London

I'll suck as much cocks as I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll suck as much cocks as I can

Jumps in queue

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Become one of those unicorns that all them bi ladies are looking for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck all the guys with average cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck all the guys with average cocks

Under 6ft tall

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Win an argument, ending it with Fine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reject men, whether I like them or not."
.

This

And I'd be like na na na na na na you will never get this pussy!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’d give birth and feed my baby from my busom.

It’s the only two things I can’t do."

You might not get to fulfill that in one day though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be a drama queen

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By *aybr3Man over a year ago

London

"Reject men, whether I like them or not..

This

And I'd be like na na na na na na you will never get this pussy!"

I thought winning wspo was your priority

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"What's the female equivalent of whirling ones cock around while making helicopter noises ?

You can do a double one with your boobs?"

Awesome, with practise can I get them to whirl in opposite directions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be a drama queen"

Still?

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