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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people "
Hello horny pants  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear.
You need to meditate at the nearest opportunity.
Take you mind off to a happy place and find your inner peace.
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Failing that - have a wank. "
Dude I'm a work so cant  |
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people "
You do realise it gets worse as they get older 
Its just getting that peaeful time on your own |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight"
I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight
I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol "
That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working
I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight
I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol
That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working
I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums"
ah but some bums are rather yummy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight
I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol
That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working
I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums"
Well yes this is true and as you well know your bum is a distraction at the best of times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight
I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol
That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working
I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bumsah but some bums are rather yummy "
Yes they are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight
I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol
That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working
I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums
Well yes this is true and as you well know your bum is a distraction at the best of times "
Sorry  shall I put it away? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight
I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol
That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working
I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums
Well yes this is true and as you well know your bum is a distraction at the best of times
Sorry shall I put it away? "
Never put that ass away I will suffer it lol |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people "
Feel your pain - we’re learning to have very discreet / quiet sex and putting my hand over her mouth when she comes , it’s quite kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't apologise its normal. I'm always horny due to the lockdown and i should stay off fab but then i think that would make it worse, i'd get withdrawal symptoms haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
Feel your pain - we’re learning to have very discreet / quiet sex and putting my hand over her mouth when she comes , it’s quite kinky "
at least you guys can have sex us singletons dont have that joy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that a spanner in you pocket?
Look forward to a long one later, treat yourself, use some oil.
Sorry if that has not help ease the current situation
Jo x "
I dont think it would be a long one the way I'm feeling lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear but on the plus side you will be letting your cheeky horny side loose today so silver linings and all that . Could be interesting to see "
Stop it you you just want me to give you a dam good seeing to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out 
Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol
I don’t know how I can help you then "
I can think of plenty of ways but that fecking irish sea is in the way |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out
Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol
I don’t know how I can help you then "
Send him a personal video.
That will take him over the edge. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out
Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol
I don’t know how I can help you then
Send him a personal video.
That will take him over the edge. "
I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out
Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol
I don’t know how I can help you then
Send him a personal video.
That will take him over the edge.
I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me "
Just put them in the wank bank. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out
Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol
I don’t know how I can help you then
Send him a personal video.
That will take him over the edge.
I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me
Just put them in the wank bank. Lol"
One thing I never do is save peoples pictures they send to me that's not on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
It's already started and it's not helping me "
Hahaha! Inadvertently played a blinder there!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
It's already started and it's not helping me
Hahaha! Inadvertently played a blinder there!! "
your a fecking tease young ladie |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out
Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol
I don’t know how I can help you then
Send him a personal video.
That will take him over the edge.
I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me "
There are some really good vids on here you gotta see them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s a horn?
Come see me and bend over queenie and I'll show you just brace yourself
Can’t see you if I’m bending over"
You wont need to see it you will feel it.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s a horn?
Come see me and bend over queenie and I'll show you just brace yourself
Can’t see you if I’m bending over
You wont need to see it you will feel it.... "
But I don’t know what it is
Can you explain it to me please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out
Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol
I don’t know how I can help you then
Send him a personal video.
That will take him over the edge.
I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me
There are some really good vids on here you gotta see them "
I'm not a site supporter busty so I cant and today for once that's probably a good thing x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman) "
Lol what's his is yours!! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!! "
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s a horn?
Come see me and bend over queenie and I'll show you just brace yourself
Can’t see you if I’m bending over
You wont need to see it you will feel it....
But I don’t know what it is
Can you explain it to me please?"
Well I know your fishing queenie but I'll play along. So basically I'm horny as fuck today I may day things that for me are more crude and rude for me so in short if I did have you bent over in front of me I'd fuck you into next week lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for. "
Is that like taste testing mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for. "
That is soo true, he is so lucky to have such a good friend helping him through in such hard times you must both have a rock solid friendship which is lovely, none of this let's suck it n see malarkey, or just bobbing in or out when it suits,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people "
Well there is always the wank in the van option |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.
Is that like taste testing mate "
Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.
That is soo true, he is so lucky to have such a good friend helping him through in such hard times you must both have a rock solid friendship which is lovely, none of this let's suck it n see malarkey, or just bobbing in or out when it suits, "
Chunky is a true gent on this site I'm just glad you ladies havnt all sent in pictures I coulsnt handle it |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.
That is soo true, he is so lucky to have such a good friend helping him through in such hard times you must both have a rock solid friendship which is lovely, none of this let's suck it n see malarkey, or just bobbing in or out when it suits, "
We've discussed having a dual membership where we can have a lady join us some MFM fun.
Satisfaction guaranteed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
Well there is always the wank in the van option "
You hoping in my van again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.
Is that like taste testing mate
Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning "
Let's have a lick |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.
Is that like taste testing mate
Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning "
Taxi to Chesterfield please. |
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.
Is that like taste testing mate
Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning "
This suddenly got my attention. |
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people "
I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.
When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!
I think this is a very good idea
Shall we lol
I think you should.
(and his wingman)
Lol what's his is yours!!
I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.
Is that like taste testing mate
Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning
This suddenly got my attention. "
I take it you like Strawberries |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.
When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive! "
I'll lay myself down for you to go to town on |
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.
When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!
I'll lay myself down for you to go to town on "
You, sir, are a true hero!  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.
When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!
I'll lay myself down for you to go to town on
You, sir, are a true hero! "
And whilst you're sat on top of him I'll just come up behind you for a DP. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.
When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!
I'll lay myself down for you to go to town on
You, sir, are a true hero! "
I like to think of myself as the man who will lay his life down for a woman's sexual gratification |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
Feel your pain - we’re learning to have very discreet / quiet sex and putting my hand over her mouth when she comes , it’s quite kinky "
Stealth sex  
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
Well there is always the wank in the van option
You hoping in my van again "
I know you would like that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
Well there is always the wank in the van option
You hoping in my van again
I know you would like that "
With your grip yes I would xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people "
I literally chatted with you this morning. Shocked you didn't finish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.
I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.
So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people
I literally chatted with you this morning. Shocked you didn't finish"
I'm.at work and cant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blame busty.
I would
Me never
Yes you busty. Your no help for my horn at all x
Will I put my Mickey t shirt on
Well hot dog hot dog hot digady dog
Surely singing that has turned you off "
No I was imagining you doing the dance while singing it in just your underwear |
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