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Excuse me is that seat taken................
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Imagine that everybody in the thread is sat on a train, obviously when we can all be normal again, although I’ve never strictly been normal.
Anyway, imagine that you are on a train and a fellow fabber is sat with an empty seat next to them.
You smile your best smile, bash the person sat across the aisle with your bag and you ask
Excuse me is that seat taken ....................
What comes next and if you’re in and asked, what’s your reply?
I’m sure this will either be a desert landscape of a thread or utter carnage, one of the two.    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am an anti social commuter so my response if asked would be “yes it bloody well is, piss off and sit on one of the many empty seats that aren’t near me”.
Well actually I’m typically British and would smile and nod while cursing them in my head  |
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"I am an anti social commuter so my response if asked would be “yes it bloody well is, piss off and sit on one of the many empty seats that aren’t near me”.
Well actually I’m typically British and would smile and nod while cursing them in my head "
Is this seat taken as I’d like to change your opinion of annoying commuters and not flirt with you at all, well much. |
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It would be a smile with a simple no response, whilst stiffening up my shoulders to protect my space. All whilst thinking ‘please don’t eat or talk to me’
I hated commuting on trains, the tube I could handle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No,be my guest
Well thank you, have you tried the corned beef and tomato sandwiches, they’re divine. "
No I haven't,but I do fancy a bannana if you have one about your person
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"It would be a smile with a simple no response, whilst stiffening up my shoulders to protect my space. All whilst thinking ‘please don’t eat or talk to me’
I hated commuting on trains, the tube I could handle "
Excuse me is this seat taken, I’m sure I know you, didn’t we do grade 3 violin together. |
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"No,be my guest
Well thank you, have you tried the corned beef and tomato sandwiches, they’re divine.
No I haven't,but I do fancy a bannana if you have one about your person
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I think I could rustle one up. How far are you travelling, are you going all the way? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It would be a smile with a simple no response, whilst stiffening up my shoulders to protect my space. All whilst thinking ‘please don’t eat or talk to me’
I hated commuting on trains, the tube I could handle "
So you don't want to share my haribo then? |
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"I'm sat in the wheelchair space, so you can't sit next to me. My "carer" aka husband is seated next to me   "
Excuse me is this seat taken, I think your husband is needed to go and deal with some international terrorists who trying to hi jack the train. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No,be my guest
Well thank you, have you tried the corned beef and tomato sandwiches, they’re divine.
No I haven't,but I do fancy a bannana if you have one about your person
I think I could rustle one up. How far are you travelling, are you going all the way? "
Yes looks like my plans have changed  |
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"I'm sat in the wheelchair space, so you can't sit next to me. My "carer" aka husband is seated next to me
Excuse me is this seat taken, I think your husband is needed to go and deal with some international terrorists who trying to hi jack the train. "
Hahaha, if you are willing to go and argue with the station staff to get me the ramp when we stop, then you can join me |
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"No,be my guest
Well thank you, have you tried the corned beef and tomato sandwiches, they’re divine.
No I haven't,but I do fancy a bannana if you have one about your person
I think I could rustle one up. How far are you travelling, are you going all the way?
Yes looks like my plans have changed "
Would you like to see my ticket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No,be my guest
Well thank you, have you tried the corned beef and tomato sandwiches, they’re divine.
No I haven't,but I do fancy a bannana if you have one about your person
I think I could rustle one up. How far are you travelling, are you going all the way?
Yes looks like my plans have changed
Would you like to see my ticket. "
Thats not necessary.Just as long as you get me back before hubby gets home |
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"Which fellow fabber is it that i'm asking ?
Any. That was the idea at least. "
Okay.
Me. Excuse me, Is that seat taken.
Fiddlesticks. An empty seat is an empty heart. Sit with me and talk Glanny-Clumpet. |
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"No,be my guest
Well thank you, have you tried the corned beef and tomato sandwiches, they’re divine.
No I haven't,but I do fancy a bannana if you have one about your person
I think I could rustle one up. How far are you travelling, are you going all the way?
Yes looks like my plans have changed
Would you like to see my ticket.
Thats not necessary.Just as long as you get me back before hubby gets home "
I say, have you seen the baggage carriage, it’s very quiet in there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else |
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"Which fellow fabber is it that i'm asking ?
Any. That was the idea at least.
Okay.
Me. Excuse me, Is that seat taken.
Fiddlesticks. An empty seat is an empty heart. Sit with me and talk Glanny-Clumpet."
Always a pleasure to pass the time away, wow you’ve got a table seat, budge up and help me with this crossword. 4 down. A pic not required. 4 letters beginning with c. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else"
Not even next to me??  |
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"Which fellow fabber is it that i'm asking ?
Any. That was the idea at least.
Okay.
Me. Excuse me, Is that seat taken.
Fiddlesticks. An empty seat is an empty heart. Sit with me and talk Glanny-Clumpet.
Always a pleasure to pass the time away, wow you’ve got a table seat, budge up and help me with this crossword. 4 down. A pic not required. 4 letters beginning with c. "
cunt ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else
Not even next to me?? "
Can I sit on your lap? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else
Not even next to me??
Can I sit on your lap? "
You'll have to as the seat next to me is taken by the cooler full of cold buds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No,be my guest
Well thank you, have you tried the corned beef and tomato sandwiches, they’re divine.
No I haven't,but I do fancy a bannana if you have one about your person
I think I could rustle one up. How far are you travelling, are you going all the way?
Yes looks like my plans have changed
Would you like to see my ticket.
Thats not necessary.Just as long as you get me back before hubby gets home
I say, have you seen the baggage carriage, it’s very quiet in there. "
No perhaps ypu can show me.Let me reply to this message first. |
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"I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else
Not even next to me??
Can I sit on your lap? "
Excuse me sparkles is this seat taken. Could I have a listen to your music.
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"I mean mine..I'm not selfish..honest
Excuse me Annabelle, is this seat taken, don’t look but I think that guy opposite is trying to look up your skirt. "
Really 
*recreates the Sharon Stone...crossing leg scene * |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else
Not even next to me??
Can I sit on your lap?
Excuse me sparkles is this seat taken. Could I have a listen to your music.
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It's free now she's sat on my lap.
Sit down and have a beer with us. |
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"I mean mine..I'm not selfish..honest
Excuse me Annabelle, is this seat taken, don’t look but I think that guy opposite is trying to look up your skirt. "
of course..I've been keeping it warm for you |
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"I mean mine..I'm not selfish..honest
Excuse me Annabelle, is this seat taken, don’t look but I think that guy opposite is trying to look up your skirt.
of course..I've been keeping it warm for you "
Ooh it is warm, damp too, you haven’t spilt a cup of tea have you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else
Not even next to me??
Can I sit on your lap?
You'll have to as the seat next to me is taken by the cooler full of cold buds. "
Okay can I have a beer please? |
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"It would be a smile with a simple no response, whilst stiffening up my shoulders to protect my space. All whilst thinking ‘please don’t eat or talk to me’
I hated commuting on trains, the tube I could handle
Excuse me is this seat taken, I’m sure I know you, didn’t we do grade 3 violin together. "
Oh no he’s talking, turn volume up, pretend didn’t hear him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else
Not even next to me??
Can I sit on your lap?
Excuse me sparkles is this seat taken. Could I have a listen to your music.
It's free now she's sat on my lap.
Sit down and have a beer with us. "
*Pat's seat for Fiddles sit down and join the fun* |
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"It would be a smile with a simple no response, whilst stiffening up my shoulders to protect my space. All whilst thinking ‘please don’t eat or talk to me’
I hated commuting on trains, the tube I could handle
So you don't want to share my haribo then? "
Do you not remember the ‘Charlie’ adverts as a kid |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Imagine that everybody in the thread is sat on a train, obviously when we can all be normal again, although I’ve never strictly been normal.
Anyway, imagine that you are on a train and a fellow fabber is sat with an empty seat next to them.
You smile your best smile, bash the person sat across the aisle with your bag and you ask
Excuse me is that seat taken ....................
What comes next and if you’re in and asked, what’s your reply?
I’m sure this will either be a desert landscape of a thread or utter carnage, one of the two. "
I would be asking to sit on your face than next to you |
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"I'm completely anti social on trains, always have my earphones in and stand by the doors or in the corner. I never sit unless there's loads of empty space at the back where I can hide from everyone else
Not even next to me??
Can I sit on your lap?
Excuse me sparkles is this seat taken. Could I have a listen to your music.
It's free now she's sat on my lap.
Sit down and have a beer with us.
*Pat's seat for Fiddles sit down and join the fun* "
Let me show you my itinerary. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It would be a smile with a simple no response, whilst stiffening up my shoulders to protect my space. All whilst thinking ‘please don’t eat or talk to me’
I hated commuting on trains, the tube I could handle
So you don't want to share my haribo then?
Do you not remember the ‘Charlie’ adverts as a kid "
'Charlie says... Meow, meow....'
If you ladies didn't talk to strange men then not many of us guys would get laid. Lol |
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