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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just been reminded about this MN classic thread  and like most things, it's the comments that do it even more than the original post.
Yes, that really is the title 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you give us the gist of what’s written? "
The op is
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.
Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really? |
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My ex went on mums net and they're certainly not shy
Anal sex, three sums they talk about it all and there were some other brilliant titles I can't remember now.
Search mums net best sex titles topics and they're on the net |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Some of the repson6are classic'
"I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you give us the gist of what’s written?
The op is
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.
Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?"
Thank you PoF.
I was so focussed on not posting a link, I forgot to copy and paste the OP  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of the repson6are classic'
"I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of the repson6are classic'
"I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am an avid reader of MN, and rememberthe beaker episode well...
Fab gets mentioned quite a few times, mostly on infidelity threads. "
I’ve seen a few of those threads on twitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah the Penis Beaker, a classic."
I remember absolutely howling at that. There was one comment about having an acid fanjo that pretty much finished me off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The legend of The Penis Beaker! Thanks for the reminder I'll be chuckling about this all day.
Mumsnet madness is worth a follow on Twitter for more craziness like this |
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
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"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? "
this and in answer to the op on there.. yes I would probably fall asleep all messy. I find a towel or some wipes if really needed work okay. But in a relationship I'd probably cuddle up.. and either start again or they would fall asleep and I'd wait for the morning..then go shower etc
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"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? this and in answer to the op on there.. yes I would probably fall asleep all messy. I find a towel or some wipes if really needed work okay. But in a relationship I'd probably cuddle up.. and either start again or they would fall asleep and I'd wait for the morning..then go shower etc "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? this and in answer to the op on there.. yes I would probably fall asleep all messy. I find a towel or some wipes if really needed work okay. But in a relationship I'd probably cuddle up.. and either start again or they would fall asleep and I'd wait for the morning..then go shower etc "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah the Penis Beaker, a classic.
I remember absolutely howling at that. There was one comment about having an acid fanjo that pretty much finished me off
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Actually think Acid fanjo is my new fav word  |
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"Ah the Penis Beaker, a classic.
I remember absolutely howling at that. There was one comment about having an acid fanjo that pretty much finished me off
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Actually think Acid fanjo is my new fav word "
It’s going to be the name of my new band  |
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