Now this actually just happened.
I'm sat in the dark, in my big bay window, talking to a friend on the phone.
I see a shady looking fella in a woolly hat come round the corner on the pavement outside, carrying a box with two hands.
As he draws nearer I can see he is being chase by an irate, quacking duck.
As if this isn't strange enough a police car suddenly cruises past, turns round and draws up!
What the actual heck!?!
What the hell was going on?
I promise you this wasn't a lock down hallucination.
Mind blown  |
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"Now this actually just happened.
I'm sat in the dark, in my big bay window, talking to a friend on the phone.
I see a shady looking fella in a woolly hat come round the corner on the pavement outside, carrying a box with two hands.
As he draws nearer I can see he is being chase by an irate, quacking duck.
As if this isn't strange enough a police car suddenly cruises past, turns round and draws up!
What the actual heck!?!
What the hell was going on?
I promise you this wasn't a lock down hallucination.
Mind blown "
It's obvious really. The guy is a burglar and whilst he is being pursued by his victims guard-duck, the police are trying to ask him why he's disobeying the lockdown rules.
Simple really.
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The duck works at a local 24/7 store.
The man has filled his box with groceries and left without paying,
The duck has gone quackers and given chase but not before calling the old BILL.
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"The duck works at a local 24/7 store.
The man has filled his box with groceries and left without paying,
The duck has gone quackers and given chase but not before calling the old BILL.
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"The duck works at a local 24/7 store.
The man has filled his box with groceries and left without paying,
The duck has gone quackers and given chase but not before calling the old BILL.
Ah it all becomes clear! "
See, there's always a logical explanation to everything  |
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Maybe the duck thought the guy had some food on him and wanted some? Lots of people feed ducks in normal times, but very few at the moment and it's chick season. I'd be straight out throwing bread in the general direction of the duck  |
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