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Did you hear about the dyslexic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a joke for you you might like Jack. 
Bloke "I'm never going to work for that man again"
Mate "Why, what did he say to you?"
Bloke "You're fired"  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'm sick of these people who keep posting jokes about dyslexia.
It's not big and it's not fanny
I can't remember whether I've got dyslexia or dyscalculia, it's definitely won of the three
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sick of these people who keep posting jokes about dyslexia.
It's not big and it's not fanny
I can't remember whether I've got dyslexia or dyscalculia, it's definitely won of the three
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Scientists in Chernobyl have been testing the theory that radioactivity can cause dyslexia. One scientist today stated that "At this stage the results are still nuclear."
Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia.......Hoowever, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse
Anyone else having difficulty logging onto dyslexia.moc??????
I've just bought a new book called "Dyslexia for Begonias"
Sickipedia is my friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bank robber?
He went into a bank and shouted "put the air in your hands you mother stickers, this is a fuck up" "
I have dislexia but I just choked on my drink laughing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.
Eye strike the quays and type a whirred
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.
A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'm never going to a World Record Winking Attempt run by the Dyslexia Association again
It's a shame i have dyslexia.. to cheer myself up i'm going to watch a film.
... just kick back and relax with a bucket of cockporn
The Dyslexia Association are on the march to Downing Street. I've just read their placards and I'm right behind them. Yes indeed. Down with those budgie cunts! Down with them I say! I've never liked the little blue fuckers
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm never going to a World Record Winking Attempt run by the Dyslexia Association again
It's a shame i have dyslexia.. to cheer myself up i'm going to watch a film.
... just kick back and relax with a bucket of cockporn
The Dyslexia Association are on the march to Downing Street. I've just read their placards and I'm right behind them. Yes indeed. Down with those budgie cunts! Down with them I say! I've never liked the little blue fuckers
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That made me giggle
Reminds me of a typing error I made when using a dodgy keyboard filling out an official document ref someone's account. It should have read "this members account...." we'll, the 'a' one of the 'c's and the 'o' was missing 
I hit send before checking   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm never going to a World Record Winking Attempt run by the Dyslexia Association again
It's a shame i have dyslexia.. to cheer myself up i'm going to watch a film.
... just kick back and relax with a bucket of cockporn
The Dyslexia Association are on the march to Downing Street. I've just read their placards and I'm right behind them. Yes indeed. Down with those budgie cunts! Down with them I say! I've never liked the little blue fuckers
That made me giggle
Reminds me of a typing error I made when using a dodgy keyboard filling out an official document ref someone's account. It should have read "this members account...." we'll, the 'a' one of the 'c's and the 'o' was missing
I hit send before checking "
If ya lookin fa dodgy keyboards... Wishy has a Bigger one... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Dyslexia Association are on the march to Downing Street. I've just read their placards and I'm right behind them. Yes indeed. Down with those budgie cunts! Down with them I say! I've never liked the little blue fuckers"
Which reminds me of the Tourette's Association who marched on Downing Street chanting the mantra:
What do we want? Equality!
When do we want it? Fuck off!
"If ya lookin fa dodgy keyboards... Wishy has a Bigger one... "
Oh don't start that again, I'm still flushing from the other day! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"The Dyslexia Association are on the march to Downing Street. I've just read their placards and I'm right behind them. Yes indeed. Down with those budgie cunts! Down with them I say! I've never liked the little blue fuckers
Which reminds me of the Tourette's Association who marched on Downing Street chanting the mantra:
What do we want? Equality!
When do we want it? Fuck off!
If ya lookin fa dodgy keyboards... Wishy has a Bigger one...
Oh don't start that again, I'm still flushing from the other day! "
Oh Wishy, we could be for the high jump now, Tourettes and Dyslexia Let's get the parking slot gang involved too 
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Dyslexia Association are on the march to Downing Street. I've just read their placards and I'm right behind them. Yes indeed. Down with those budgie cunts! Down with them I say! I've never liked the little blue fuckers
Which reminds me of the Tourette's Association who marched on Downing Street chanting the mantra:
What do we want? Equality!
When do we want it? Fuck off!
If ya lookin fa dodgy keyboards... Wishy has a Bigger one...
Oh don't start that again, I'm still flushing from the other day!
Oh Wishy, we could be for the high jump now, Tourettes and Dyslexia Let's get the parking slot gang involved too
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!" "
Another one for the bistory hooks |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.
Eye strike the quays and type a whirred
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.
A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule."
As a trained Proofreader, a variation of this verse without the deliberate spelling errors, is a selling tool of mine.
People are amazed that when entered into a Spell Checker, it accepts all but two lines! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!" "
Now that's one I'm going to remember and use. The one slight drawback I see with it is if I use it in London where most of the wardens are Nigerian and won't have a fookin scooby what I'm talking about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dyslexic man & wife, couldn't do sex, they were trying to do a 'ninety six'.
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Chinese man comes home late one night and asks his wife for a 69. She replied, "Yoo fook off misser, me no cook this late!" |
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these are all very clever and have made me giggle but i am bored and got to thinking
why has no one jumped on this thread lik they did on the one that made fun of tourettes? infact wishy has even posted the same joke and no one said a thing!!!
double standards are rife |
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"Dyslexic man & wife, couldn't do sex, they were trying to do a 'ninety six'.
Chinese man comes home late one night and asks his wife for a 69. She replied, "Yoo fook off misser, me no cook this late!""
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By (user no longer on site)
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"these are all very clever and have made me giggle but i am bored and got to thinking
why has no one jumped on this thread lik they did on the one that made fun of tourettes? infact wishy has even posted the same joke and no one said a thing!!!
double standards are rife "
Here's another one...
If you are dyslexic and can't laugh at yourself ...you should get a file  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"these are all very clever and have made me giggle but i am bored and got to thinking
why has no one jumped on this thread lik they did on the one that made fun of tourettes? infact wishy has even posted the same joke and no one said a thing!!!
double standards are rife "
You can't take the piss out of people with incontinence either, but you can take the piss out of people with colostomy bags. |
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"these are all very clever and have made me giggle but i am bored and got to thinking
why has no one jumped on this thread lik they did on the one that made fun of tourettes? infact wishy has even posted the same joke and no one said a thing!!!
double standards are rife
You can't take the piss out of people with incontinence either, but you can take the piss out of people with colostomy bags."
that one was just bad!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bank robber?
He went into a bank and shouted "put the air in your hands you mother stickers, this is a fuck up" "
punch line is funny but could just as easily and much less offensively been couched as a "d*unken/confuddled robber," etc etc |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"bank robber?
He went into a bank and shouted "put the air in your hands you mother stickers, this is a fuck up"
punch line is funny but could just as easily and much less offensively been couched as a "d*unken/confuddled robber," etc etc"
And next, all jokes passed by the PC brigade.....
There's a man, a man and a man all talking about their teenage daughters. The man says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smoked."
The man says, "that's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."
With that the man says, "both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock." |
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The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive.
The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane.
The cockpit door closes, the engines start up.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway. People by the windows realize they're heading right towards the water at the end of the runway.
Panic ensues. Screams fill the air. At that very moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot. "Y'know, Bob," he says. "One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."
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our farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB."
The second replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH."
The third said, "You both have it wrong -- it's WOOM."
The fourth stated, "No, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB."
At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, "Look. It's WOMB. That's it, that's all there is to it." Then she left.
Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence by saying, "Well. I don't know. A young girl like that. I don't see how she could know. I'll bet she's never even heard an elephant fart!" |
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did titter a bit though 
