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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My entire life I’ve been trying to master the art of moisturising my own back. Any tips?

Wrong answers always welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flannel,on a loofah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do regular exercises to make your arms flexible.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

A long handled radiator paint roller with a small roller head, works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on silly it's easy! You fill a paddling pool with lotion and have a jolly good roll around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

moisturise the floor - indoor slide + full back coverage. Two for the price of one.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Make it rain L'Oreal on a big rug and do that thing you did in gym class where you lie on your back and use your legs to move around.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Smear it on the floor and give yourself a suplex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A long handled radiator paint roller with a small roller head, works a treat.

Ooo good idea

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Find a big tree. Cover the trunk in Nivea, rub up against it like Baloo in Jungle Book.

Remember to wave to the local police as they drive past.

Job done

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Flannel,on a loofah

What’s a loofah

Peeing in.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ask your Philippino houseboy to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some great suggestions here. I have considered removing my spine completely and investing in an old time stretcher to forcibly extend my arms.

I’m thinking pouring on the floor and rolling around is the most dangerous as even if I don’t slip afterwards, my gf will have me for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flannel,on a loofah

What’s a loofah

Peeing in.

Hello Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Amazon have a long handled loofah type thing which you can put moisturising lotion in then apply it to your back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

get one of the rent boys off of here to help you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My entire life I’ve been trying to master the art of moisturising my own back. Any tips?

Wrong answers always welcome x

I've been trying to self suck for years. Eventually managed it after years.

Bare with it and it will happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My entire life I’ve been trying to master the art of moisturising my own back. Any tips?

Wrong answers always welcome x

I've been trying to self suck for years. Eventually managed it after years.

Bare with it and it will happen"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Find a big tree. Cover the trunk in Nivea, rub up against it like Baloo in Jungle Book.

Remember to wave to the local police as they drive past.

Job done

Nivea was the correct choice

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Flannel,on a loofah

I know this is nothing to do with the thread, but that's one lucky mother-fucker of a guitar you've got there, Cheeky.

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