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Imagine the scene a forumite is found dead minutes after passing someone in a thread, and blocking people for not sending face pics with the first message.
What’s your alibi, who are your suspects, what’s their motive?
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over a year ago
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Amd it wasnt me as I was building a fence in the garden while looking though the bathroom window at sparkles007 in the bath I disnt know she was in there at first but I got stuck up the ladder and then couldnt loom away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory 
You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?   "
C'mon then! Lets go. Sure we can find more twats to bat |
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over a year ago
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"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory
You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?
C'mon then! Lets go. Sure we can find more twats to bat "
There's plenty around! Especially today  |
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over a year ago
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"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory
You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?
Yes it bloody hurt too, but she didn’t kill me.  "
Haha! |
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"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory
You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?
Yes it bloody hurt too, but she didn’t kill me. "
But I said duck not fuck! |
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"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory
You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?
C'mon then! Lets go. Sure we can find more twats to bat
There's plenty around! Especially today "
I hope you didnt mean me I'm only half twat today |
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"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?
Just a cock pic.
Was their cum? We can get the DNA analysis done. Unless that’s a fruitless search."
There was no fruit, puts me in the clear. |
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"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory
You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?
Who’s wacking twats?? No one told me today was wacking day.  "
*drops the twat whacker*
Oops busted!
Ya got me bang to rights |
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"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory
You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?
Who’s wacking twats?? No one told me today was wacking day. "
We just figured it out, come join! |
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"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory
You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?
Who’s wacking twats?? No one told me today was wacking day.
We just figured it out, come join! "
Could it be it was a combined effort. |
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"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?
Just a cock pic.
Was their cum? We can get the DNA analysis done. Unless that’s a fruitless search.
There was no fruit, puts me in the clear. "
Was it a distinctive looking cock? |
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"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?
Just a cock pic.
Was their cum? We can get the DNA analysis done. Unless that’s a fruitless search.
There was no fruit, puts me in the clear.
Was it a distinctive looking cock? "
It had beautiful plumage but didn’t like to crow about it. |
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"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.
That's guilt if ever I've seen it "
It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.
Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra. |
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"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.
That's guilt if ever I've seen it
It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.
Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra. "
What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place  |
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"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.
That's guilt if ever I've seen it
It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.
Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.
What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place "
Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object. |
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"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.
That's guilt if ever I've seen it
It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.
Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.
What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place
Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object. "
Was someone getting cheeky with the candlestick in the dungeon? |
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"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.
That's guilt if ever I've seen it
It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.
Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.
What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place
Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object. "
Large instruments I think are much better for such acts |
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"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.
That's guilt if ever I've seen it
It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.
Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.
What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place
Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object.
Large instruments I think are much better for such acts"
Some say the bigger the better but it has to feel good in your hand. |
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"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.
That's guilt if ever I've seen it
It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.
Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.
What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place
Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object.
Large instruments I think are much better for such acts
Some say the bigger the better but it has to feel good in your hand. "
Definitely, especially for hand to hand combat |
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