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What is the poster above doing to get through lock down.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve been clearing out the loft and started cataloguing my collection of painted wooden clogs.

What’s the poster above been doing to occupy themselves.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Perving the M&S website

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Breaking lock down rules to steal underwear off his neighbours washing line. I’m hoping it’s only because he’s selling them on eBay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Perving the M&S website"

Haha how true.

Draining the blood from her feet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fiddling with his stick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sitting on some rocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sitting on some rocks "

Constantly repeating himself by telling people his name

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world."

Learning to write backwards

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world.

Learning to write backwards"

Learning to do the Macarena in high heels.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world.

Learning to write backwards

Learning to do the Macarena in high heels. "

Creating fruit arrangements

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world.

Learning to write backwards

Learning to do the Macarena in high heels.

Creating fruit arrangements "

Bleaching his beard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Setting up a distillery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Setting up a distillery"

Building a viewing tower in their back garden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Setting up a distillery

Building a viewing tower in their back garden "

Testing ant foot therapy

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Setting up a distillery

Building a viewing tower in their back garden

Testing ant foot therapy "

Eating magic mushrooms and singing nursery rhymes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls

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Learning pubic hair topiary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thankfully can still work and I'm doing a lot of home cooking which I never do.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls

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Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over.

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By *nDnRnRCouple  over a year ago

Belfast, Dublin, London, Gran Canaria

Taking sexy photoshoots and expanding our hotlist

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Thankfully can still work and I'm doing a lot of home cooking which I never do. "

Doing home cooking that he never does.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls

Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over. "

Hes a keyhole surgeon. Making holes for keys that have yet to be created.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls

Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over.

Hes a keyhole surgeon. Making holes for keys that have yet to be created."

Staring at her Ferrari collection

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls

Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over.

Hes a keyhole surgeon. Making holes for keys that have yet to be created."

Teasing vicars with her bum pic.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls

Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over.

Hes a keyhole surgeon. Making holes for keys that have yet to be created.

Teasing vicars with her bum pic. "

Stealing the neighbours toilet roll collection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Missing the point

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Missing the point "

Making helicopter vids

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aubergine packing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Missing the point

Making helicopter vids "

Advertising a new range of matching bras and lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On a treadmill

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Writing erotic stories about ex lovers on fab... Great distraction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a treadmill "

Flashing in deserted retail park car parks

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Curing cv19 with potions made out of goats eyes and cum.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sorting his garden out

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sorting his garden out"

Hand washing her pants in the sink. Just for fun.

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales

Reading

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meditating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tongue pushups

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Tongue pushups"

Picking thorns out of his tongue.

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Reading books

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reading books "

Fashion buying for trolls

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By *imon_hydeMan  over a year ago

Stockport

Practising twirling nipple tassels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swapping between Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde so he can get two trolleys into Asda

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Swapping between Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde so he can get two trolleys into Asda "
Stomach crunches and measuring his cock

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Swapping between Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde so he can get two trolleys into Asda "

Watching previous NHL seasons you’re now back to Gretzky playing for the oilers.

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

Working on a catchy strap line for their anal bleaching business.

PINK WINK CREAM (for those darker areas).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Working on a catchy strap line for their anal bleaching business.

PINK WINK CREAM (for those darker areas).

"

Knitting scarves out of plug hole hair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trying to take some decent pics for my profile

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Testing their anal endurance by seeing how many knuckles they can get in there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Must be perving on hotwives here and thinking ways to fuck them lol

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By *rctopusMan  over a year ago

Borehamwood

Defrosting tiger prawns and playing a creative naked fishing game.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fingering an un baked apple pie trying to remember the feel of vagina

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Bulk buying waxing strips so he can be hair free for when lockdown ends

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By *outhendLad.99Man  over a year ago

westcliff-on-sea

Live streaming sermons for his octopus cult

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Paper mache his knob

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Live streaming sermons for his octopus cult "

Watching hentai and dreaming about joining an octopus cult

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Debating what to have for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bulk buying waxing strips so he can be hair free for when lockdown ends "

We both know the rug is never coming off sophie and no amount of wax would take this off I'd just have to flex my pecks and new hair shoots out lol.

I'm sure sophie is going though the Anne summers magazine working out what dress looks best to trick men into buying him drinks at a club before he seduces their girl friend.

I k ow your game

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By *outhendLad.99Man  over a year ago

westcliff-on-sea

That’s random ??

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Taking another pic of his cock

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Taking another pic of his cock "

Partaking in online wet undies competitions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s random ??"

internet shopping for a wheelburrow to help carry that porksword around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being forced to stand in the naughty corner.

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Playing hide and seek alone in his flat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ready or not lol

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run "

Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run

Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms"

Sun batheing naked will flirting with hairy men on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run

Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms

Sun batheing naked will flirting with hairy men on fab "

It's not meant to be factual!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run

Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms

Sun batheing naked will flirting with hairy men on fab "

Practising taxidermy using squirrels in comprising positions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run

Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms"

getting last night biscuit crumbs out the way lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run

Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms

getting last night biscuit crumbs out the way lol"

They are freckles!!!

Making rainbows out of cum and food colouring, as his pent up jizz reaches new heights!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Going shopping in an inflatable dinosaur suit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going shopping in an inflatable dinosaur suit "

Resisting the urge to wave his knackers at nosey old Doris acrossthe road

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner

Whittling lucky clothes pegs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doing naked star jumps in the window with the blinds open

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whittling lucky clothes pegs."

Raiding his wife’s sock drawer

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/04/20 12:30:11]"

Trying to figure out how that belt works

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doing naked star jumps in the window with the blinds open"

Hanging from the bannister by her corset laces to get it even tighter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Belly Button Fluff Removed by poster at 20/04/20 12:30:11]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doing naked star jumps in the window with the blinds open"

Trying to figure out how to look any cuter...good luck! Xx

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Taking lots of pics and fucking

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By *occerstar579Man  over a year ago

harrogate


"Taking lots of pics and fucking "

Forgetting to hang her clothes up to dry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Taking lots of pics and fucking

Forgetting to hang her clothes up to dry "

Farting into different glasses filled to various levels of water to try and record a new hit song

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tickling his poop hole with a feather duster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tickling his poop hole with a feather duster "
are you spying on me again???

Tiny has been tormenting men on fab telling then nope lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tickling his poop hole with a feather duster are you spying on me again???

Tiny has been tormenting men on fab telling then nope lol"

Nope Usually correct but I haven't been on recently

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke


"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run

Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms"

Any one know how to get clay out of my hair and will it have the same effect as waxing ?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run

Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms

Any one know how to get clay out of my hair and will it have the same effect as waxing ? "

Making a sculpture of a mountain out of mash potato

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Spying on neighbours naked sunbathing

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hanging their washing out on Mrs N’s nipples.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world.

Learning to write backwards

Learning to do the Macarena in high heels. "

I learned that 7 yrs ago

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Hanging their washing out on Mrs N’s nipples. "

Giving fruit baskets to charity

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Knitting some lingerie

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Taking selfies

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Taking selfies "

Smelling rainbows.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester

Painting rainbows

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Taking selfies "

Trying to have sex with rainbow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Taking selfies "

Preparing to roll onto the other side

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Become a fabaholic

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Become a fabaholic

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Doing part time bum modelling

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By *heik yourwillyMan  over a year ago

shire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Riding her battle scarred Hippopotamus to Aldi for a drink run

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


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Wearing Banana mans undies

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Been a guardian of the galaxy

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

Directing Porn on Zoom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Directing Porn on Zoom "

Eating sherbet dib dabs

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs"

Building his own sex den

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den "

Wanna be first in???

Trying on new nipple tassels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den "

Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den

Wanna be first in???

Trying on new nipple tassels "

In for a, spin

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By *edGrayCouple  over a year ago

Swindon

Dancing naked in the kitchen like there is no one watching..

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den

Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. "

Spot on, afternoons plan

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den

Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza.

Spot on, afternoons plan "

Me.

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By *p4funCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den

Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. "

running around the garden in a superhero outfit willy out pretending to save the world x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den

Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza.

Spot on, afternoons plan "

Sorry to hear you can't do it for real.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester


"Dancing naked in the kitchen like there is no one watching.. "

Planning epic house party games

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den

Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza.

Spot on, afternoons plan

Sorry to hear you can't do it for real. "

So gutted, was so looking forward to getting tanned and toned

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Directing Porn on Zoom

Eating sherbet dib dabs

Building his own sex den

Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza.

Spot on, afternoons plan

Sorry to hear you can't do it for real.

So gutted, was so looking forward to getting tanned and toned "

Getting her Christmas card list ready earlyb

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Growing her under arm hair.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Growing her under arm hair. "

Hand rearing SeaMonkeys and releasing them from captivity like in Free Willy

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Making a fortune sock modelling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Making a fortune sock modelling"

Nice cup cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!”

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!”"

Making clogs out of butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!”

Making clogs out of butternut squash"

Licking marmite off my toes

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!”

Making clogs out of butternut squash

Licking marmite off my toes "

Painting walls blue to watch it dry.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!”

Making clogs out of butternut squash

Licking marmite off my toes

Painting walls blue to watch it dry. "

Burning copies of 'Wisdom' to keep his cock hot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!”

Making clogs out of butternut squash

Licking marmite off my toes

Painting walls blue to watch it dry.

Burning copies of 'Wisdom' to keep his cock hot."

Stealing white paint to enhance the background of profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down "

Binge shopping on Kreepsvilles website

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner

Having business Skype meetings in her PJs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down

Binge shopping on Kreepsvilles website"

I wasnt but now im tempted, some cool shit on there

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down

Binge shopping on Kreepsvilles website

I wasnt but now im tempted, some cool shit on there "

Keeping me well fed and now I need to go do some exercise

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down

Binge shopping on Kreepsvilles website

I wasnt but now im tempted, some cool shit on there

Keeping me well fed and now I need to go do some exercise "

Just hovering around looking marvellous.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

His dick will be wise,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"His dick will be wise,"

Making origami sex parts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"His dick will be wise,

Making origami sex parts "

Making pea soup

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"His dick will be wise,

Making origami sex parts "

Honing her green fingers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jim’s mum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watering his plants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watering his plants"

Perving Smp3 profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Contemplating new tattoo ideas

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Playing online chess with Father Ted Crilley and Father Dick Burn

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Playing online chess with Father Ted Crilley and Father Dick Burn "

Sensualating his bi cock.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Playing online chess with Father Ted Crilley and Father Dick Burn

Sensualating his bi cock. "

counting his body hairs

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Playing online chess with Father Ted Crilley and Father Dick Burn

Sensualating his bi cock. counting his body hairs"

Doing each other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts "

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts "

Polishing pebbles to sell online as Pet Rocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Polishing pebbles to sell online as Pet Rocks "

Stargazing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! "

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol"

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce."

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha "

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!"

Sending bum hole pics

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman  over a year ago

Bangor


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!

Sending bum hole pics "

sifting through the uninvited cock pics she has been sent grading them in size From sky remote down to argos pencil

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!

Sending bum hole pics "

Fingerblasting herself over my pics

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!

Sending bum hole pics "

....that was a one off!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!

Sending bum hole pics

....that was a one off! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!

Sending bum hole pics

....that was a one off!

"

Making bath bombs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts

Constantly trying to chat up my future wife!

That depends who your future wife is bants lol

I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce.

No you lost me lol

Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha

You got that pledge as well?

Wait till I see her!

Sending bum hole pics

....that was a one off!

Making bath bombs"

Handstands in man holes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorting her toy cupboard

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By *appytrailmanMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Unpacking the thread from all their clothes and then sewing them back shut

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Wearing mothers clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Become a Buddhist monk.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something arty

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