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"Perving the M&S website" Haha how true. Draining the blood from her feet. | |||
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"Sitting on some rocks " Constantly repeating himself by telling people his name | |||
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"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world." Learning to write backwards | |||
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"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world. Learning to write backwards" Learning to do the Macarena in high heels. | |||
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"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world. Learning to write backwards Learning to do the Macarena in high heels. " Creating fruit arrangements | |||
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"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world. Learning to write backwards Learning to do the Macarena in high heels. Creating fruit arrangements " Bleaching his beard | |||
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"Setting up a distillery" Building a viewing tower in their back garden | |||
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"Setting up a distillery Building a viewing tower in their back garden " Testing ant foot therapy | |||
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"Setting up a distillery Building a viewing tower in their back garden Testing ant foot therapy " Eating magic mushrooms and singing nursery rhymes | |||
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"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls " Learning pubic hair topiary | |||
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"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls " Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over. | |||
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"Thankfully can still work and I'm doing a lot of home cooking which I never do. " Doing home cooking that he never does. | |||
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"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over. " Hes a keyhole surgeon. Making holes for keys that have yet to be created. | |||
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"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over. Hes a keyhole surgeon. Making holes for keys that have yet to be created." Staring at her Ferrari collection | |||
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"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over. Hes a keyhole surgeon. Making holes for keys that have yet to be created." Teasing vicars with her bum pic. | |||
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"Trying to turn saucepans into Tibetan singing bowls Individually wrapping grains of rice to give to friends as commemorative keepsakes when this is over. Hes a keyhole surgeon. Making holes for keys that have yet to be created. Teasing vicars with her bum pic. " Stealing the neighbours toilet roll collection | |||
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"Missing the point " Making helicopter vids | |||
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"Missing the point Making helicopter vids " Advertising a new range of matching bras and lipstick | |||
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"On a treadmill " Flashing in deserted retail park car parks | |||
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"Sorting his garden out" Hand washing her pants in the sink. Just for fun. | |||
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"Tongue pushups" Picking thorns out of his tongue. | |||
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"Reading books " Fashion buying for trolls | |||
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"Swapping between Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde so he can get two trolleys into Asda " Stomach crunches and measuring his cock | |||
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"Swapping between Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde so he can get two trolleys into Asda " Watching previous NHL seasons you’re now back to Gretzky playing for the oilers. | |||
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"Working on a catchy strap line for their anal bleaching business. PINK WINK CREAM (for those darker areas). " Knitting scarves out of plug hole hair | |||
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"Live streaming sermons for his octopus cult " Watching hentai and dreaming about joining an octopus cult | |||
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"Bulk buying waxing strips so he can be hair free for when lockdown ends " We both know the rug is never coming off sophie and no amount of wax would take this off I'd just have to flex my pecks and new hair shoots out lol. I'm sure sophie is going though the Anne summers magazine working out what dress looks best to trick men into buying him drinks at a club before he seduces their girl friend. I k ow your game | |||
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"Taking another pic of his cock " Partaking in online wet undies competitions | |||
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"That’s random ??" internet shopping for a wheelburrow to help carry that porksword around | |||
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"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run " Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms | |||
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"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms" Sun batheing naked will flirting with hairy men on fab | |||
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"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms Sun batheing naked will flirting with hairy men on fab " It's not meant to be factual! | |||
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"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms Sun batheing naked will flirting with hairy men on fab " Practising taxidermy using squirrels in comprising positions | |||
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"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms" getting last night biscuit crumbs out the way lol | |||
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"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms getting last night biscuit crumbs out the way lol" They are freckles!!! Making rainbows out of cum and food colouring, as his pent up jizz reaches new heights! | |||
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"Going shopping in an inflatable dinosaur suit " Resisting the urge to wave his knackers at nosey old Doris acrossthe road | |||
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"Whittling lucky clothes pegs." Raiding his wife’s sock drawer | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/04/20 12:30:11]" Trying to figure out how that belt works | |||
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"Doing naked star jumps in the window with the blinds open" Hanging from the bannister by her corset laces to get it even tighter. | |||
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"[Belly Button Fluff Removed by poster at 20/04/20 12:30:11]" | |||
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"Doing naked star jumps in the window with the blinds open" Trying to figure out how to look any cuter...good luck! Xx | |||
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"Taking lots of pics and fucking " Forgetting to hang her clothes up to dry | |||
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"Taking lots of pics and fucking Forgetting to hang her clothes up to dry " Farting into different glasses filled to various levels of water to try and record a new hit song | |||
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"Tickling his poop hole with a feather duster " are you spying on me again??? Tiny has been tormenting men on fab telling then nope lol | |||
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"Tickling his poop hole with a feather duster are you spying on me again??? Tiny has been tormenting men on fab telling then nope lol" Nope Usually correct but I haven't been on recently | |||
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"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms" Any one know how to get clay out of my hair and will it have the same effect as waxing ? | |||
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"Who said that ? Lol .. also playing dodgems with people on his daily outdoor walk or run Practising the scene from Ghost with mannequin arms Any one know how to get clay out of my hair and will it have the same effect as waxing ? " Making a sculpture of a mountain out of mash potato | |||
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"Pretending to be a tree to hide from wife and the world. Learning to write backwards Learning to do the Macarena in high heels. " I learned that 7 yrs ago | |||
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"Hanging their washing out on Mrs N’s nipples. " Giving fruit baskets to charity | |||
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"Taking selfies " Smelling rainbows. | |||
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"Taking selfies " Trying to have sex with rainbow | |||
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"Taking selfies " Preparing to roll onto the other side | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/04/20 13:57:34]" Wearing Banana mans undies | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom " Eating sherbet dib dabs | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs" Building his own sex den | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den " Wanna be first in??? Trying on new nipple tassels | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den " Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den Wanna be first in??? Trying on new nipple tassels " In for a, spin | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. " Spot on, afternoons plan | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. Spot on, afternoons plan " Me. | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. " running around the garden in a superhero outfit willy out pretending to save the world x | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. Spot on, afternoons plan " Sorry to hear you can't do it for real. | |||
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"Dancing naked in the kitchen like there is no one watching.. " Planning epic house party games | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. Spot on, afternoons plan Sorry to hear you can't do it for real. " So gutted, was so looking forward to getting tanned and toned | |||
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"Directing Porn on Zoom Eating sherbet dib dabs Building his own sex den Drinking cocktails in the sun in their back garden and pretending it's Ibiza. Spot on, afternoons plan Sorry to hear you can't do it for real. So gutted, was so looking forward to getting tanned and toned " Getting her Christmas card list ready earlyb | |||
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"Growing her under arm hair. " Hand rearing SeaMonkeys and releasing them from captivity like in Free Willy | |||
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"Making a fortune sock modelling" Nice cup cakes. | |||
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"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!”" Making clogs out of butternut squash | |||
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"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!” Making clogs out of butternut squash" Licking marmite off my toes | |||
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"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!” Making clogs out of butternut squash Licking marmite off my toes " Painting walls blue to watch it dry. | |||
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"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!” Making clogs out of butternut squash Licking marmite off my toes Painting walls blue to watch it dry. " Burning copies of 'Wisdom' to keep his cock hot. | |||
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"Standing at the window, one foot on a barrel saying “Captain!” Making clogs out of butternut squash Licking marmite off my toes Painting walls blue to watch it dry. Burning copies of 'Wisdom' to keep his cock hot." Stealing white paint to enhance the background of profile pic. | |||
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"trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down " Binge shopping on Kreepsvilles website | |||
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"trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down Binge shopping on Kreepsvilles website" I wasnt but now im tempted, some cool shit on there | |||
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"trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down Binge shopping on Kreepsvilles website I wasnt but now im tempted, some cool shit on there " Keeping me well fed and now I need to go do some exercise | |||
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"trying not to fall over, because weebles wobble but they dont fall down Binge shopping on Kreepsvilles website I wasnt but now im tempted, some cool shit on there Keeping me well fed and now I need to go do some exercise " Just hovering around looking marvellous. | |||
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"His dick will be wise," Making origami sex parts | |||
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"His dick will be wise, Making origami sex parts " Making pea soup | |||
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"His dick will be wise, Making origami sex parts " Honing her green fingers | |||
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"Watering his plants" Perving Smp3 profile pics | |||
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"Playing online chess with Father Ted Crilley and Father Dick Burn " Sensualating his bi cock. | |||
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"Playing online chess with Father Ted Crilley and Father Dick Burn Sensualating his bi cock. " counting his body hairs | |||
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"Playing online chess with Father Ted Crilley and Father Dick Burn Sensualating his bi cock. counting his body hairs" Doing each other | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts " Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts " Polishing pebbles to sell online as Pet Rocks | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Polishing pebbles to sell online as Pet Rocks " Stargazing. | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! " That depends who your future wife is bants lol | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol" I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce." No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha " You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her! | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her!" Sending bum hole pics | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her! Sending bum hole pics " sifting through the uninvited cock pics she has been sent grading them in size From sky remote down to argos pencil | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her! Sending bum hole pics " Fingerblasting herself over my pics | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her!" | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her! Sending bum hole pics " ....that was a one off! | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her! Sending bum hole pics ....that was a one off! " | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her! Sending bum hole pics ....that was a one off! " Making bath bombs | |||
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"Twerking in her front garden making passers by walking into parked cars and lamp posts Constantly trying to chat up my future wife! That depends who your future wife is bants lol I'll give you a few clues.....shes Irish, massive boobs, gorgeous smile and shes awaiting a divorce. No you lost me lol Anyway she has pledged herself to.me hahahaha You got that pledge as well? Wait till I see her! Sending bum hole pics ....that was a one off! Making bath bombs" Handstands in man holes | |||
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