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Why are smokers miserable as sin?
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the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I smoked for 16 years and and confirm that yes, smoking is miserable. There is nothing positive about it.
Costs a fortune, taste wretched, smells revolting. There is nothing to smile about when smoking |
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"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke? its their bit of pleasure lol..
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the old Kestrels (an adults only club) was open, loads used to congregate in the smoker’s shelter because everyone there was very friendly and had a good laugh with each other  |
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"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?
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It's not the smoking.
They all saw your handsome penis and felt miserable about their own average penises.  |
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"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?
It's not the smoking.
They all saw your handsome penis and felt miserable about their own average penises. "
I’ve told you before you’re not smoking my cock |
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"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area....."
Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better  |
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"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?
It's not the smoking.
They all saw your handsome penis and felt miserable about their own average penises. "
Even the ladies   |
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"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?
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Hmmm another common link is you seem to be near by ?  |
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"When the old Kestrels (an adults only club) was open, loads used to congregate in the smoker’s shelter because everyone there was very friendly and had a good laugh with each other "
I remember them days
People who take up hobbies become boring and lose the art of talking about anything else ... not smokers are miserable .. I’m grumpy but not miserable ... just off for a fag |
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"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?
Hmmm another common link is you seem to be near by ? "
As opposed to the missing link????? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?
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No |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....
Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better "
Or the people are less miserable |
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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago
wiltshire |
"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin
the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin
the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin
the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin
So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?
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now there's a question |
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"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....
Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better
Or the people are less miserable "
Nah, just watch EastEnders and you’ll get the drift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many interesting perspectives here.
I occasionally smoke. A packet every 2-3 months and when I do smoke the 20 cigs probably last between 5-7 days.
I only smoke when I am happy, when I feel good or if I’m with good company. For me a very lovely part of the day is driving with the sun shining bright, the wind on my face, an uplifting folk tune and a B&H Dual.
However I do understand what the OP means. There maybe a correlation between smokers and being miserable. Who knows! |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....
Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better
Or the people are less miserable
Nah, just watch EastEnders and you’ll get the drift "
Couldn't think of anything worse then watching a soap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I started smoking again after giving up for 8 years because I used to go outside with the smokers. They are so much more fun than the non smoking whining bitches that stayed inside on breaks!! They literally drove me to smoking.
Going outside with the smokers at the pub is always better than staying inside with the miserable ones. You come back inside and they're just sitting there in silence |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"I started smoking again after giving up for 8 years because I used to go outside with the smokers. They are so much more fun than the non smoking whining bitches that stayed inside on breaks!! They literally drove me to smoking.
Going outside with the smokers at the pub is always better than staying inside with the miserable ones. You come back inside and they're just sitting there in silence "
Or on their phones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I started smoking again after giving up for 8 years because I used to go outside with the smokers. They are so much more fun than the non smoking whining bitches that stayed inside on breaks!! They literally drove me to smoking.
Going outside with the smokers at the pub is always better than staying inside with the miserable ones. You come back inside and they're just sitting there in silence "
Shhh. Don't tell the non smokers we have more fun than they do.
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"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....
Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better
Or the people are less miserable
Nah, just watch EastEnders and you’ll get the drift
Couldn't think of anything worse then watching a soap"
I couldn’t think of anything worse than locking myself away to escape my kids so I could smoke, and this isn’t being miserable  must be southern thing |
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"I started smoking again after giving up for 8 years because I used to go outside with the smokers. They are so much more fun than the non smoking whining bitches that stayed inside on breaks!! They literally drove me to smoking.
Going outside with the smokers at the pub is always better than staying inside with the miserable ones. You come back inside and they're just sitting there in silence "
Maybe cause they known the stench will hit them anytime soon.
Just a thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area....."
100% agree
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"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....
100% agree
Miss s x"
100% disagree
Mr M x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The last time I was in the UK I went into a pub (I'm a non-smoker) - inside it stank of disinfectant, stale beer and sour wine and was almost silent, even though there were quite a few customers . I went outside into the "fresh" air with the smokers, and what a happy-go-lucky lot they were in comparison. I think I chatted to more people outside smoking than I ever have in any other British pub |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"If it makes them so miserable then just stop and take up another hobby that makes them happy
I feel that way about anglers, they are always as miserable as sin."
Blimey, Mr Ruggers is a smoker and a fisherman...double whammy for being miserable as sin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It does appear that less smokers are dying of covid 19. We went to Maccu Pichu & due to its altitude people have to acclimatise & buy oxygen cans. We are both smokers and didn’t need to. Our guide told us that as smokers are used to having less oxygen in their lungs they acclimatised easier. So that’s 1 positive for smokers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I the only happy smoker in the world of fab? Surely not!
I enjoy smoking, I know it’ll be the death of me some day but hey at least I’ll be sure of how I go |
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