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over a year ago
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is it just me ... or do other people look at whats in the background of photos ... and think ... *tuts you coulda made the bed ... or thats a really awful piccy on the wall .... is thinking i may have seen one too many cock pics   |
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"is it just me ... or do other people look at whats in the background of photos ... and think ... *tuts you coulda made the bed ... or thats a really awful piccy on the wall .... is thinking i may have seen one too many cock pics "
I often look in the background of photos of pretty ladies for plug sockets. They can be a dead giveaway of a fake - so can other house features and cars and trees |
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"is it just me ... or do other people look at whats in the background of photos ... and think ... *tuts you coulda made the bed ... or thats a really awful piccy on the wall .... is thinking i may have seen one too many cock pics
I often look in the background of photos of pretty ladies for plug sockets. They can be a dead giveaway of a fake - so can other house features and cars and trees "
Why? Oh, I see, in case they're copied and pasted - yawn.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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drags circular saw and drill plugs out of sockets ... in case they make her fake ... digs up trees and hides any background cars ... ok no fake here lol |
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have binned many a good photo purely for the fact there was one of his shoes or something sticking out from under the bed !!..lol
Have seen quite a few messy pics and to be honest, if the state of the house looks like that then what the hell do they look like !!... Nah, not for me thankyou xxx |
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"drags circular saw and drill plugs out of sockets ... in case they make her fake ... digs up trees and hides any background cars ... ok no fake here lol "
No American plug sockets, number plates of foreign cars, palm trees, completely non-British styles of building and road sign. Over the years I've seen a lot of fake profiles (probably by men) and sometimes those details can help you them out. |
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"ahhhh but they could have been on holiday when they had the photo taken "
Yeah, that's usually pretty obvious though.
Your pic doesn't look in the slightest bit fake, I'm guessing you were having a great time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"is it just me ... or do other people look at whats in the background of photos ... and think ... *tuts you coulda made the bed ... or thats a really awful piccy on the wall .... is thinking i may have seen one too many cock pics "
haha i always look at state of room and think they could have at least tidied up before taking pic, i wasnt going to put a pic up just cos ironing board is visible in background but hubby reassured me the ironing board would be last thing people would see, now im not so sure lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i do that 2 look around in a pic lol
an before i added here i had 2 look
at my pics first lol when i get my pics
done a make sure not only is the pic
gonna be gd but the suroundings r 2
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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago
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"Ooooh the best one are from "single" guys holding thier cock flashing thier wedding ring.
I toy with those ones  "
Better still the guy that goes on cam to prove he's genuine and what do you see a wedding ring on a single guy!
Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Ooooh the best one are from "single" guys holding thier cock flashing thier wedding ring.
I toy with those ones
Better still the guy that goes on cam to prove he's genuine and what do you see a wedding ring on a single guy!
Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christalx"
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So ladies, it's obvious none of you want to be sent cock pics rather than body shots or face pics in a contact mail.
Do any of you think that guys should completely remove the cock pics they're so proud of from their profiles though? Are they a total turn off or just another shot for you to have a look at once you've perused their other ones? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think they need to remove them form their profiles if they don't want to
Some cock pics are really good with some thought taken before clicking the button on the camera
20 pics with every possible cock angle covered as the only pics available does nothing for me  |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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are cock or fanny shot's truly needed on a site of this nature ? after all we all know ( or should do ) what each of the sex's looks like naked anyway, the real issue is do they look like someone we would under normal circumstance's jump into bed with if we met them socialy, for that i think all you need is a picture of them as they would normally be seen if out on the town socialising,i think that in some case's those shot's of nakedness are leaving the site open to the people who get cheap thrills from picture hunting.
And here's a thought for you to contemplate,,,,,,, when you allow someone on your friends list do you know the can copy and save your picture's and with a good art program remove any over lay, then if they were so inclined send said shot's to top shelf mag's under the title " my g/f wife" pictures, just a thought to amuse yourselves with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well actually i'd much rather see a face pic ... maybe i'm a bit old fashioned ... but i kinda like not knowing what i'm gonna get till its in front of me ... although saying that ... yesterday someone sent me a pic, and it really was a very ugly widgy one lol (oh was that a bit mean of me to actually tell him that ???? ........ then he shouldn't have asked ... fancy a fuk??? on the first memo then *giggles)
*wonders what this ironing board thing is of which some of you speak???
*realises house is currently a tip and goes to tidy up before taking any more photos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i got a message the other day with a guy using a banana next to his cock instead of a remote, it was a very bent banana to , not quite sure wot he was trying to prove |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i got a message the other day with a guy using a banana next to his cock instead of a remote, it was a very bent banana to , not quite sure wot he was trying to prove "
ahhh i know that one ... he was trying to prove ... he likes bananas .... and that the remote was buried under the pile of dirty washing in the corner of the room x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the female profiles that say 'undr no circumstances send a cock pic, no cock pic, fed up getting cock pics' and what do they have as their one and only profile pic? Their tits!!! Double standards perhaps....doesn't put me up nor down to be honest.
I quite like being nosey at the background on peoples pics, think I've watched too many Grand Designs and Changing Rooms I think! I'd love Kevin McCloud to go back and do a re-visit to a swinging couples house!  |
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*realises house is currently a tip and goes to tidy up before taking any more photos "
You could try hanging up a blanket or something Also bathrooms are good if they're tiled as they're usually quick to make look neat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i love the facility of making the pictures larger and yes i then i have a good nose at the background of the picture. afterall i am a woman so am nosey by nature |
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"i still say and think that part of the pleasure in meeting someone is the unkown,ie not knowing what is under those street clothes, the unwrapping is a pleasure and a supprise too
ok will take all pics off my profile that show me with my tits out. "
Nooooooooo! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*realises house is currently a tip and goes to tidy up before taking any more photos
You could try hanging up a blanket or something Also bathrooms are good if they're tiled as they're usually quick to make look neat "
lol was my exes house ... and the blanket was to cover up the half stripped paper .... though on studying my pic ... probably should have covered up the green carpet and cropped it a bit too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Their tits!!! Double standards perhaps....doesn't put me up nor down to be honest.
i havent got any pictures of my boobs lol "
i noticed....and im disappointed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait "
LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is |
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait "
No, no, we really can't!
Teach me to open my big mouth. Actually I thought it was a curtain hanging behind your chair I must say |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait
LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is "
well at least i have some use for you ladies lol ( would you like me to wear the lace pinny too ) |
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait
LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is
well at least i have some use for you ladies lol ( would you like me to wear the lace pinny too ) "
and a pvc boiler suit |
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait
LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is
well at least i have some use for you ladies lol ( would you like me to wear the lace pinny too )
and a pvc boiler suit "
dont care you can do it naked with a cork shoved up your bum with a union jack attached to it as long as it saves me having to do it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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No, no, we really can't!
Teach me to open my big mouth. "
i'll teach_you if you want lol ... but piccies of my boobies would be rooood ... and i'm such a good girl ... cant be doing things like that |
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No, no, we really can't!
Teach me to open my big mouth.
i'll teach_you if you want lol ... but piccies of my boobies would be rooood ... and i'm such a good girl ... cant be doing things like that "
Well I never reject an opportunity to learn something new. You're right though, booby pics would be a bit rude and perhaps a good girl wouldn't do that. If you post some we'll know you're not really a good girl after all  |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait
LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is
well at least i have some use for you ladies lol ( would you like me to wear the lace pinny too )
and a pvc boiler suit
dont care you can do it naked with a cork shoved up your bum with a union jack attached to it as long as it saves me having to do it "
sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english "
but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english
but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks?"
Im thinking a stapler |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english
but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks?
Im thinking a stapler "
ooouch is that anyway to treat someone who is willing to do anything for you for no payment, if your going to inflict pain then i'm going to have to demand a payment in kind of some type lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english
but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks?
Im thinking a stapler ooouch is that anyway to treat someone who is willing to do anything for you for no payment, if your going to inflict pain then i'm going to have to demand a payment in kind of some type lol "
see it would have been much easier and less painful .... with the cork |
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By (user no longer on site)
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sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english
but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks?
Im thinking a stapler ooouch is that anyway to treat someone who is willing to do anything for you for no payment, if your going to inflict pain then i'm going to have to demand a payment in kind of some type lol "
well that just ruins all the fun then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not the lesson I was hoping for but it's a start Staples more painful than corks "
thinks i just found a hard limit .... stapling a flag to my bum .... never lol |
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