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What are the first 5 things you do in the morning?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine are
1) try to wiggle out of the bed as Ash somehow makes the duvet into some sort of obstacle course in his sleep!
2) go for a wee
3) put the kettle on
4) open a window or the door
5)normally involves something along the lines of telling Ash off for putting the empty milk cartons back in the fridge.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Open bedroom window (if I haven't done so in the night)
Slippers
Kettle on
Toilet
Open downstairs windows
(Somewhere in there is usually turfing the children out of bed or stopping them from fighting) |
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Under "normal" circumstances
Snooze alarm several times
Check news/notifications on phone
Take meds
Pee while a small child hangs round my neck
Step 5 varies depending on how many times I snoozed
a) Shower quickly OR
b) Get back in bed and cuddle small child
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Both wake up, go for pee pee, wash pussy & cock, clean teeth, back into bed cuddle kisses and see to our needs sorted, then make a brew check emails perve fabs another brew, then showers all this mostly done before six, both wake up silly hours. |
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1. Silence alarm
2. Wake Red
3. Take dogs on 3 to 4 mile walk with Red (sunrise walk)
4. Change from walking clothes
5. Log in to work and start my working day
Rinse and repeat, weekends don't involve work though ... usually back to bed with Red for an hour or 2  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 light a players navy non filter
2 check the beer can by the bed has a last sip hair of the dog
3 chomp on the remains of last night's kebab
4 slip on a pool of vomit on way to khaki
5 crack head on door, pass out, wake midday in slurry of diarrhoea
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Hit snooze
2. Drop phone while hitting snooze for a 2nd time
3. Try to find phone that rolled under the bed and is still going off
4. Officially get out of bed to find phone
5. Rub face and realise I’m not meant to touch my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Get up and dressed
2. Go for a wee
3. Wake up 5 children open their blinds and make their beds as they get dressed.
4. Go down stairs and let the dogs out.
5. Empty dish washer.
6. Do children's breakfasts.
7. Clean up childrens breakfast.
8.have a coffee!!! At least...
9. Take the bins and recycling out to the garage.
10. Pick up dog poo.
11. Go wash hands clean teeth.
12. Got to work.
Thats my.morning every day like a military routine.
Oh you only wanted 5 lol |
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
1. Turn alarm on snooze
2. Turn alarm off and reset for a later time.
3. Hit snooze on alarm button
4. Realise I actually need to go to the bathroom so get up
5. Let the dog out on route to the bathroom and put the kettle on |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
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If work
Get up, dress
Go down down, Eat
Go up up, Toilet, teeth
Go down down, Get bag check everything is in there
Feed fish
Go
If school day, then go down get child clothes, get his breakfast aswell. |
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"Mine are
1) try to wiggle out of the bed as Ash somehow makes the duvet into some sort of obstacle course in his sleep!
2) go for a wee
3) put the kettle on
4) open a window or the door
5)normally involves something along the lines of telling Ash off for putting the empty milk cartons back in the fridge. "
1. let the cat out as hes probably the reason I'm up ..
2. Put kettle on..
3. Upstairs contacts in, teeth brushed, toilet.
4. Back down finish making coffee, drink it, make fresh one in travel mug.
5. Out the door to work ... I think that's 5    |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Get nipple crippled by baba
Play with baba until C wakes up
Lie in bed for half an hour while C takes baba next door
Pee
Make breakfast"
Love that, reminds me of when mine were little x bar the hubby doing anything of use.
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