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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Men:
You are a Knight of the Rounded (and fabled) Table and you have ONLY one female of the forums to save from an inglorious end.
Her virtue is at stake!
Who would it be?
Ladies: Imagine yourself as you always wanted to be...your virtue is at stake! You are in danger of losing it to the man of the forums you dislike the most!!
Which ONE Knight is your Saviour?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a person you really like ?Quick! ask the question so all pressure is removed!!"
Ok it's Granny Crumpet...I would save her for her wisdom...NEXT!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a person you really like ?A bold lassie! There is one I would save."
Then ... tell her.
You honestly don’t need to do this to court her attention. Unless of course she loves attention |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a person you really like ?A bold lassie! There is one I would save.
Then ... tell her.
You honestly don’t need to do this to court her attention. Unless of course she loves attention "
You were too slow I had to 'rescue' myself! Role reversal!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Easy decision I'm just saddling up my horse Dark Phoenix I'm coming to save you  "
Now that's what I'm talking about! Now let's sit back and watch how this movie goes down? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Easy decision I'm just saddling up my horse Dark Phoenix I'm coming to save you "
Good fortune and may the wind assist your horses hooves into your destiny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a strong independent woman! I need no rescuing, I am capable of beating my own enemy 
(I do have a jar of jam that needs opening though if one might be so kind  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am a strong independent woman! I need no rescuing, I am capable of beating my own enemy
(I do have a jar of jam that needs opening though if one might be so kind "
A Knight will soon be with you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m not all that bothered about being rescued but if someone wants to turn up on a white horse, cook a nice roast, do the washing up while I eat the roast, then leave that would be great
Bonus points for a good pudding |
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over a year ago
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"I am a strong independent woman! I need no rescuing, I am capable of beating my own enemy
(I do have a jar of jam that needs opening though if one might be so kind A Knight will soon be with you. "
...good lady. |
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"I’m not all that bothered about being rescued but if someone wants to turn up on a white horse, cook a nice roast, do the washing up while I eat the roast, then leave that would be great
Bonus points for a good pudding "
A Knight will be sent forth soon. |
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"I’m not all that bothered about being rescued but if someone wants to turn up on a white horse, cook a nice roast, do the washing up while I eat the roast, then leave that would be great
Bonus points for a good pudding "
And no clanging armour please. WD40 before you ride out.  |
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"I am a strong independent woman! I need no rescuing, I am capable of beating my own enemy
(I do have a jar of jam that needs opening though if one might be so kind A Knight will soon be with you. ...good lady."
You blokes are like buses! Been waiting about for ages!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not all that bothered about being rescued but if someone wants to turn up on a white horse, cook a nice roast, do the washing up while I eat the roast, then leave that would be great
Bonus points for a good pudding
And no clanging armour please. WD40 before you ride out. "
Agreed. There is a fine in place for knights that have noisy armour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do I have to assist all these good ladies myself?
Are you all at home listening to that song with the "no more heroes anymore" in the lyrics?
Put on your armour and make haste! |
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